External Link/Members Only. Was looking for a local and the advert for naughty nicky looked OK. Phoned to book and was given address near dee st. Apartments with keypad entry was quiet to get in and met behind usual half open door. Things didn't go well, photos are old, age is off, size is bigger. She's more rosie Jones than Bridget Jones if you catch my drift. Should have walked. Anyway was told to lie down for a massage, was wiped with baby oil, no actual massage. Was told to watch her strip tease, luckily my eyesights not great. Then covered for blowjob (was ok) then cowgirl. This is were it goes nearly negative. She was a dry and rough as Clint Eastwoods poncho, I think I hurt her as she was pulling faces like she'd sat on barb wire, barely moved so I had to try and wiggle around under her. Got fed up wanted out, just pumped as quick as I could and was cleaned up dressed and out in 15 mins. Paid £70 for half hour, no chance of seconds, wasn't interested anyway. I dislike when I'm told what's going to happen, I like to be asked what I'd like, so I'll not be back,
