Author Topic: Honey Heaven(HH) parties | Mayfair | March  (Read 2537 times)

Offline PeterPanda01

Links: External Link/Members Only
Price: £60 deposit via PayPal + £160 on arrival + plus you need to send selfie(IDK why because she never done any face match check at door)
Services: protected sex, Covered oral
Extras: N/A
When: 24th March

COMMUNICATION
Straight forward through WhatsApp. It was easy.

LOCATION
Mayfair. London. Very close to BBC headquarter. The house is big, but it feels tired and badly neglected. The basement, which has been turned into a so-called speakeasy club, comes across as shabby rather than stylish. Everything downstairs looks worn out, dated, and in need of serious repair. The main area is poorly arranged, with eight pouffes awkwardly stacked together in the middle with sofas U shaped around poofs, making the space feel cluttered like cheap strip club. Off to the side are two small rooms: one is a dark room with minimum light(mainly used by shy or couples), while the other is overly bright and lacks any real atmosphere(I forgot what it suppose to be used to, but girls use it as changing room). Overall, the place feels rundown and poorly maintained, with more of a neglected, makeshift vibe than an appealing party setting.
GIRLS
Gigi- A slim red-haired woman, around 25 to 30 years old, with a few tattoos and a fairly plain, understated appearance.
Sunflower - A pretty blonde woman, around 25 to 30 years old, who looked stunning and was clearly the star of the party.
Honey - An Asian woman in her 40s to 50s with a warm personality, though she was not personally my type. She had an ordinary, understated appearance and did not stand out to me physically.

ACTION
I was welcomed at the door and paid the fee straight away along with the other blokes. After that, we were guided downstairs into a basement set up like a club, with a small bar and a main play area. I had a glass of bubbly and sat down, chatting with a few of the other guys to pass the time. There seemed to be a lot of regulars there.
My expectations were very high because the whole booking process and presentation had a certain sense of mystery and glamour about it. That is why it was such a disappointment once I saw how things actually worked. Honey explained the rules, and then we started to get changed. You have to change in the main room with no privacy at all, and there is no numbered bag or towel provided. You just leave your belongings in a room with no security and hope for the best. The towels were simply dumped to one side, and because the room was so dark, I actually had to ask where they were.
Some of the guys went straight in, but I prefer to relax first and follow the flow of the party. In the end, I only had one round with Gigi during the whole event. The ratio was also far too high, with 12 blokes and 2 couples for just 3 girls, which made the whole thing feel overcrowded and badly balanced. I have never seen girls having to run away from the action just to get a break. When I spoke to some of the regulars, even they admitted that this was unusual and not how it normally is. The highlight for me was then a few older blokes walk around with wieners out looking for some action but girls were so busy, and you can see their disappointment, and probably wasted blue pill.

Conclusion : Overall, it was a badly run party, and the price-to-experience ratio did not match at all. First impressions matter in real life, and this one would be very hard to overcome. For what was charged, the experience was disappointing and far below expectations. I would not recommend it to anyone.

Offline Ivor Hunch

Your highpoint was viewing others being frustrated and disappointed.

Aren't you the lovely soul!

Offline markfin

Honey used to be at Exotic Angels Party in Sutton and liked talking more than doing!  Also she never did BJs even covered. She sent me an invite and I politely declined. Certainly not worth £220!

Online Mr Girth

Thanks for the review OP. I've been aware of these parties for a while but never partaken. Always suspicious that the marketing never mentions the price. Good to see you confirm it here.

I am subscribed to the H/H Telegram channel but boy does she spam it with posts about future parties!

Offline PeterPanda01

Ivor Hunch
Of course. Nothing says amazing party quite like people looking frustrated and Honey having to call the girls back into the play room. Really magical atmosphere.

Mr Girth
To be honest, I do not see a problem with how Honey promotes her events. It is only marketing. Lucy or Rebecca Ryder might post less often, but these days we are surrounded by ads everywhere, so I simply ignore them.

Offline Convince Me

OP this venue is owned by the self proclaimed lord 'Fast Eddie Davenport'. He rented it out to Bonnie Blue for her 1000 guy sex marathon.

Offline drwho

Also known as Lord Fraud...

This place used to be the Embassy of Sierre Leone but Davenport saw an opportunity when the war torn country was in turmoil and bought it off them for a fraction of its worth.
He also used to own the property next door until forced to sell

External Link/Members Only

Been to a few events there a while back.
Also used to film the Amy Winehouse Rehab video apparently.

Certainly a curious bit of history...but ultimately feels like a dodgy place mixed up with characters you'd rather not meet

Offline Denhamhoop

Not surprised by the poor experience for me Honey always acts like a swinger when at parties and generally only plays with 1 or 2 guys at most and these tend to be younger attractive guys who in the normal world she would struggle to pull. So that leaves 10 guys for the 2 other girls to pleasure which if the price was £100 would be better value. At this price you can play with a very decent escort for an hour on your own no having to wait your turn and kissing and oral without will be included.