I was tempted to list one then thought wtf, after some good reviews she changed her prices and can mostly only be booked a week in advance. That's not "good" so "best" is the wrong question.
A "best punt" simply means temporarily losing one's sense of proportion. It's a physical necessity, like taking a dump.You'd have to have pissed away braincells to talk about "best dump of 2014."
Whether having, a punt, having a dump, or drawing breath, the biggest factor is subjectively dissociated from such external factors as the hole where you chucked your muck, the hole in the ground, or the hole you finally make in a bag held over your head. Try putting a bag over your head, not taking a dump for a week, not going for a piss for two days, not eating or drinking for several days, or going without sex for a year.
They all feel proportionally good when you finally breath in the city-polluted air, don't get a hernia, manage not to piss on your new shoes, don't get food poisoning or throw up...
...or, in the case of a prossie, don't get chlamydia, don't get a bad attitude or bait and switch, don't get overcharged more than usual, and so on. Not quite on a level with what's the best film star you've met in a bar and gone home and had sex with, is it.
So maybe the question should be, LEAST WORST punt of 2014? That way you will be helping to fund the the lazy, overpaid, untaxed lifestyle of the lowest rung of blue collar worker (and share some glee with her other vampirised subjects).
