*Leah*

[SamScott]

She looks good to me if she was in edinburgh I would defo see her.

As for the cim chat this guys an an amature.... Do you not think she wouldneat somthing or drink somthing or brush her teeth it have fun or use mouth wash before her next client.....

Live in the real wold Noob..

[tazman1002001]

Well here's a more accurate review of Leah..... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45507.0

I'm seeing her tonite so will get a review up later.......can't wait after reading Seekers review....

[seeker]

I'm sure I'm going to get some TIT
asking me if I am Leah 
One bad point
No heated towel rail
But the towels were soft and fluffy.

[tazman1002001]

Heated towel rail is optional......fluffy and soft towels are a must lol

[Tjkooker]

It's the wig that's a no for me... I like to grab a handful when in deep doggy.

[seeker]

I think we all like to do that ...but
I will still see her again too many positives
Definitely a excellent  plan B as well
When we are on the hunt for newer climbs.

[nuube]

I've got to say the wig she wears is one of the fakest I've ever seen you would think she could afford a good on@£150 ph wouldn't you?
When Leah's pimp/agent reads this do her a favour and tell het to invest in a quality wig ffs.

[seeker]

The wig was not the best .
But I was too busy enjoying her giving me a slow sloppy blow job with some
Ball sucking thrown in and plenty of eye contact   
you were probably to busy bitching about how her wig was not up to your liking
and no ginger 

[seeker]

So nuube,
Your a bit of a wig expert then 
How many wigs have you seen  or how many wigs do you have
do you go around female shops examining wigs and thinking
Mm mm that's a nice one , but that one's not so nice 
ffs you were there to bang her
not review her wig 

[Marmalade]

My aim here is to help any and all punters reading my review so I'm afraid that's something I'm not prepared to do I won't be bullied into changing my mind by any one.
The review stands end of.
I've also stated before and will state again I do not care who thinks I'm an escort pimp or whatever this forum has mods and if they thought that I would be gone.
The fact that I'm not should tell you all you need to know.
As for the bellablond meet was back in september and didn't do a review see this thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37997.msg513792#msg513792

I'm going to support nuube on this. I found his review helpful.
I think people are totally out of order asking Admin to change somebody else's review rating and I am pleased such request has been ignored.

Even if you have seen the same woman, it does not put you in a position to judge someone else's review.

If you wouldn't go back, how the fuck could you be expected to describe it as a positive?
Taz is a fluffie, pleasant guy, but rates every prossie as wonderful so as far as I am concerned his reviews aren't worth reading beyond being a statement that the prossie exists. He is out of order giving you a hard time. Ignore him.

You gave a useful and detailed review based on your experience and I for one appreciate it. The fact that you gave so many positives but still rated her neutral tells me a lot as well. Thank you, and I hope you continue to contribute.

Welcome to Scotland btw and 'haste ye back.'

[tazman1002001]

I'm going to support nuube on this. I found his review helpful.
I think people are totally out of order asking Admin to change somebody else's review rating and I am pleased such request has been ignored.

Even if you have seen the same woman, it does not put you in a position to judge someone else's review.

If you wouldn't go back, how the fuck could you be expected to describe it as a positive?
Taz is a fluffie, pleasant guy, but rates every prossie as wonderful so as far as I am concerned his reviews aren't worth reading beyond being a statement that the prossie exists. He is out of order giving you a hard time. Ignore him.

You gave a useful and detailed review based on your experience and I for one appreciate it. The fact that you gave so many positives but still rated her neutral tells me a lot as well. Thank you, and I hope you continue to contribute.

Welcome to Scotland btw and 'haste ye back.'

Marm your feedback on my reviews is appreciated  .....I'm glad you keep bringing it up......but you're turning into a bit of a fanboy  and I'm getting a bit worried ...

[The whore of Babylon]

This amused me 

I agree with Marm re it's everyone's right to post their own view, so I don't think he should be asked to remove it either, but that needs to include Taz's fluffy reviews too!  I find them helpful and totally get that people may only want to review their good punts, but would also be good to hear some of your bad ones Taz?  A bit more balance?

Re the hygiene issues surrounding CIM, I think you are coming across as incredibly naive NUUBE.  Surely she had floss, a decent quality toothbrush and some Listerine?  I'm guessing that plenty of WG's out there, who before venturing off to work for the day, have sucked off their partners.  Are they unhygienic too?    I know I like a roll-in-the-hay to start the day n keep the cobwebs at bay!  Plus, you are forgetting the section of us who love the taste of cum, and like a bit of snowballing 

Whilst I would wholeheartedly defend your right to keep your review up NUUBE, I would also agree with the majority that it isn't a realistic review score.  U are being presumptuous about what she's had in her mouth that day!  If it's a deal-breaker for you, you should ask the prossie beforehand, as they have heard it all before, and shouldn't take offence.  Prossie hygiene between punts is usually of a high standard, and if it's not - then cue the bad reviews.....

[Marmalade]

I am sure there are lots of theories and also people that disagree, but I find the taste of a large number of prossies when dfk-ing to be less desirable than civvies or, when I think about it, the same women when not working as prossies (in the cases where I have sampled both.) I don't think it's as simple as cocks and cum. Maybe something hormonally different between a girl kissing from spontaneous attraction and one kissing out of financial duty, however enthusiastically.

[tazman1002001]

 

This amused me 

I agree with Marm re it's everyone's right to post their own view, so I don't think he should be asked to remove it either, but that needs to include Taz's fluffy reviews too!  I find them helpful and totally get that people may only want to review their good punts, but would also be good to hear some of your bad ones Taz?  A bit more balance?

Well I do have a couple of neutrals and a negative review so it's not all Positive. What I would say is that I do fully research all the girls I see from there feedback and the punters who leave them feedback to see how genuine it is......then I always ask some questions both by phone and text and only after I'm 99% sure is it's going to be a good fit do I go and see a girl.

So by taking all those precautions I'm almost guaranteed a Positive punt each time ....so this is mostly the reason behind my reviews being good. In terms of the fluffiness I write how the experience was for me and I take the best out of the good bits of my punt and share them with everyone.....I'm not looking for everyone to agree especially if they haven't seen the girl ...that really frustrates me....but it is what it is.

[The whore of Babylon]

That's good advice Taz.  If it aint broke, don't fix it for yourself, as they say!

For the most part I really enjoy your reviews tbh.  But there's something iv'e been dying to ask you , from one fluffy towel aficionado to another.  Do you care if the bathroom is sleek n stylish, or are you more like me?  All I care about is that it's spotless, has good products to use and nice fluffy towels - not overly fussed about how dapper the fixings are. Iv'e seen some really dodgy 80s bathrooms, but didn't mind as they were very clean and great bath products.

And are you as fussy about toilets in bars n restaurants?  Just curious, as I thought I was the only weird toilet fetishist on town. 

[tazman1002001]

That's good advice Taz.  If it aint broke, don't fix it for yourself, as they say!

For the most part I really enjoy your reviews tbh.  But there's something iv'e been dying to ask you , from one fluffy towel aficionado to another.  Do you care if the bathroom is sleek n stylish, or are you more like me?  All I care about is that it's spotless, has good products to use and nice fluffy towels - not overly fussed about how dapper the fixings are. Iv'e seen some really dodgy 80s bathrooms, but didn't mind as they were very clean and great bath products.

And are you as fussy about toilets in bars n restaurants?  Just curious, as I thought I was the only weird toilet fetishist on town. 

  for me it just needs to be clean......in my experience clean bathroom means clean pussy and clean arse for rimming...... 

For bars not so much but for restaurants it has to be clean.... Staff use these facilities and then make your food so how can a dirty bathroom give you any confidence on the cleanliness of a restaurant kitchen?

[Marmalade]

And are you as fussy about toilets in bars n restaurants?

Is it necessary to be "fussy" to be discriminating? I don't think so -- the opposite in fact. I appreciate those bathrooms with exclusive designer fittings and exquisite accessories arranged perfectly on marble fit to lick and fresh orchids to distil the ambience. I have enjoyed some of the top hotels in the world that can boast such things and believe I have a good appreciation of them. But by such discriminating sense I also have fucked spotlessly scrubbed young women in trashy backstreets of the world's worst hovels where many a companion would mistakenly class the woman as 'dirty' simply because her wrapper was abominably low-class. My point is that the person who only drinks Moet and won't lower themselves to Prosecco won't appreciate a distinctive vintage in shabby surroundings; yet rate a sparkling wine higher when the glasses happen to be finest crystal.

And this is exactly my personal beef with reviews. I do actually find many a fluffy review "delightful": but it is like party wine, irrespective of the fun that has gone into it.

Of course, being a non-prossie, I can get away with being more critical . . . 

[Tjkooker]

Is it necessary to be "fussy" to be discriminating? I don't think so -- the opposite in fact. I appreciate those bathrooms with exclusive designer fittings and exquisite accessories arranged perfectly on marble fit to lick and fresh orchids to distil the ambience. I have enjoyed some of the top hotels in the world that can boast such things and believe I have a good appreciation of them. But by such discriminating sense I also have fucked spotlessly scrubbed young women in trashy backstreets of the world's worst hovels where many a companion would mistakenly class the woman as 'dirty' simply because her wrapper was abominably low-class. My point is that the person who only drinks Moet and won't lower themselves to Prosecco won't appreciate a distinctive vintage in shabby surroundings; yet rate a sparkling wine higher when the glasses happen to be finest crystal.

And this is exactly my personal beef with reviews. I do actually find many a fluffy review "delightful": but it is like party wine, irrespective of the fun that has gone into it.

Of course, being a non-prossie, I can get away with being more critical . . . 

I get a sore head reading your posts marm. I guess I should have spent more time concentrating in school rather than trying to get a swatch of the modern studies teachers stocking tops. However.... Bathrooms must be clean and tidy. A few years ago I wouldn't have been fussed. I'm all posh now though. So fluffy towels and nice soaps are essential to a good review 

[The whore of Babylon]

Touche Marm, Touche - love it!

Taz, i'll PM you when I find a good bathroom to lust after!  My current fave is the Cromlix Hotel in Perthshre - a delight.  But don't want folks to think we are a couple of nuts, so i'll stop here!  Delighted to see even TJ appreciates a nice fluffy towel and some good products! 

[Marmalade]

I get a sore head reading your posts marm. I guess I should have spent more time concentrating in school rather than trying to get a swatch of the modern studies teachers stocking tops. However.... Bathrooms must be clean and tidy. A few years ago I wouldn't have been fussed. I'm all posh now though. So fluffy towels and nice soaps are essential to a good review 

Hehe sorry mate. Some of it was slightly tongue in cheek. So the upshot is that nice bathrooms ... I'd add nice sheets as a towel on the bed is a bit of a downer ... are a feature. To some people they are like OWO or DFK, an essential: others can overlook them of other benefits are big enough.

Or some drop dead gorgeous Romanian. (Some people will overlook both nasty apartment and crap attitude for model looks, others just one or the other. Or neither.)

[bensonhedges20]

Well I do have a couple of neutrals and a negative review so it's not all Positive. What I would say is that I do fully research all the girls I see from there feedback and the punters who leave them feedback to see how genuine it is......then I always ask some questions both by phone and text and only after I'm 99% sure is it's going to be a good fit do I go and see a girl.

So by taking all those precautions I'm almost guaranteed a Positive punt each time ....so this is mostly the reason behind my reviews being good. In terms of the fluffiness I write how the experience was for me and I take the best out of the good bits of my punt and share them with everyone.....I'm not looking for everyone to agree especially if they haven't seen the girl ...that really frustrates me....but it is what it is.

I think you have more positive punts as you have a sneaky way of telking the girl in question you saw her review on ukp and would like to see her or that you know she visits the forum and you have a booking on x day etc.

Planning hasnt got much to di with it espeically in glasgow where its pretty dire in comparison to the northwest or london where your swimming with wg's.

As for leah i did plan to see her but was at short notice and she was fully bookeD.

The wig does put me off but everything else is good.

Has anyone successfully gotten her to remove her wig? Im unsure if its compulsory ?

[Tjkooker]

Hehe sorry mate. Some of it was slightly tongue in cheek. So the upshot is that nice bathrooms ... I'd add nice sheets as a towel on the bed is a bit of a downer ... are a feature. To some people they are like OWO or DFK, an essential: others can overlook them of other benefits are big enough.

Or some drop dead gorgeous Romanian. (Some people will overlook both nasty apartment and crap attitude for model looks, others just one or the other. Or neither.)

I've got to agree about the sheets. A prossie always gets a positive if there is a high thread count cotton. If they are crisply ironed she may even get a return visit.

As for whores enjoyment of Cromlix Hotel. Your just showing off now. A Premier Inn is as fancy as I get 

[tazman1002001]

I'm used to living in the lap of luxury and my maid ensures that in my place all 5 of my bathrooms are immaculate with all the fluffy towels I need .....so it's just what I'm usually used to 

[Marmalade]

I've got to agree about the sheets. A prossie always gets a positive if there is a high thread count cotton. If they are crisply ironed she may even get a return visit.

Serious shortage of egyptian cotton for depositing spunk marks on these days...

[Marmalade]

I'm used to living in the lap of luxury and my maid ensures that in my place all 5 of my bathrooms are immaculate with all the fluffy towels I need .....so it's just what I'm usually used to 

I see you are as effusively colourful describing yourself as your prossie holes Taz. Drinks are on you mate 

[tazman1002001]

Is there any other cotton apart from Egyptian Cotton?

[tazman1002001]

I see you are as effusively colourful describing yourself as your prossie holes Taz. Drinks are on you mate 

I don't socialise much with commoners (no offence intended Marm) but I'm happy to pay for a bottle of your favourite vino .....Buckfast.......and leave it behind your local bar .......chin chin 

[stuart_gla]

With bookings in temp serviced apartments, you can tell the difference from when the escorts location is a more permanent fixture.  They seem to have spent more time organising the bathroom and investing in a nice line-up of fluffy towels and shower gels.  Makes sense, I guess.

There is nothing worse than going in for a quick shower and feeling a bit yuk after stepping in the slime of six other guys, then being given some slightly damp towel to use.  Yes, could not agree more about the clean bathrooms and tidy bedrooms.   

[tazman1002001]

With bookings in temp serviced apartments, you can tell the difference from when the escorts location is a more permanent fixture.  They seem to have spent more time organising the bathroom and investing in a nice line-up of fluffy towels and shower gels.  Makes sense, I guess.

There is nothing worse than going in for a quick shower and feeling a bit yuk after stepping in the slime of six other guys, then being given some slightly damp towel to use.  Yes, could not agree more about the clean bathrooms and tidy bedrooms.   

Fuck reviewing girls any more let's start a UKP for working girls bathrooms .......

[The whore of Babylon]

No showing off TJ, i'm just as happy camping outdoors, as I am a ritzy hotels (although that's nice now n then, I won't lie).

Taz, there's no diff between Egyptian cotton or any other sort, it's all about the thread count.  People are often fooled by that - it's just good marketing.  Indian cotton is equally good!

But a separate thread for bathrooms might not be a bad idea

[auldie63]

No showing off TJ, i'm just as happy camping outdoors, as I am a ritzy hotels (although that's nice now n then, I won't lie).

Taz, there's no diff between Egyptian cotton or any other sort, it's all about the thread count.  People are often fooled by that - it's just good marketing.  Indian cotton is equally good!

But a separate thread for bathrooms might not be a bad idea

FYI there is a considerable difference in cotton depending on where it is grown and like any other plant there are many varieties. What is normally described as Egyptian cotton is by no means one of the best. Cotton is grown all over the world, North Africa, Western Africa, South & North America, parts of the old Soviet Union, Asia etc etc., and the varieties are blended to produce the thread quality required. SO there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The whore of Babylon]

I agree with you 100% Auldie.   The point I was trying (perhaps badly) to make is that there is a bit of a 'trend' at the minute for Egyptian cotton, when in fact, it's no better than say India, North America, or anywhere else it grows.  There is both 'premiere' and 'low-grade' cotton in every region.  But the thread count DOES make a massive difference.  i'ts also important for dust mite allergy sufferers!

Did you watch that documentary on cotton fields and bedding production too, lol ?

Christ, has this forum turned in to a kinky version of 'Good Housekeeping'? 

We all like our creature comforts right enough!

[auldie63]

I agree with you 100% Auldie.   The point I was trying (perhaps badly) to make is that there is a bit of a 'trend' at the minute for Egyptian cotton, when in fact, it's no better than say India, North America, or anywhere else it grows.  There is both 'premiere' and 'low-grade' cotton in every region.  But the thread count DOES make a massive difference.  i'ts also important for dust mite allergy sufferers!

Did you watch that documentary on cotton fields and bedding production too, lol ?

Christ, has this forum turned in to a kinky version of 'Good Housekeeping'? 

We all like our creature comforts right enough!

From Paisley, cotton is in my blood. Sorry for the lecture but it was meant to be tongue in cheek.

[The whore of Babylon]

I realized that 

[chico1000]

I can't believe I just read those last few posts.  I'll be sorted for all those cotton questions at my next quiz night.

[auldie63]

That's what this forum is for    information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stuart_gla]

Fuck reviewing girls any more let's start a UKP for working girls bathrooms .......

Just been reading the view on bathrooms from the other side -- External Link/Members Only.

Loved the one who re-fills branded shower gels with cheap stuff from Asda's... 

[tazman1002001]

Just been reading the view on bathrooms from the other side -- External Link/Members Only.

Loved the one who re-fills branded shower gels with cheap stuff from Asda's... 

You have way too much time on your hands lol....