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Offline nuube

Ok so here is my first UKP  review as promised so please be gentle.
I met Leah at a Glasgow city centre hotel don't know if I'm allowed to name it so I won't but was easy to find.
I had booked by e mail and leah texted me the hotel on the day and then texted me her room number when I arrived.
Reception was busy and I just walked past everyone and into the lifts. It was early 9.00 am as this was a 1/2 hour punt before heading into work.
Fee was £70 but I think is usually £80 coz she had a special offer on at the time.
Anyway was pleasantly surprised when I saw her I can confirm the accuracy of the profile and pics with one caveat she has a small tattoo next to her belly button couldn't really make it out properly maybe a love heart or something like that?
This has been air brushed out of her photos but apart from that it's defo the girl in the photos.
She's got a nice face but was defo wearing a brunette wig so don't know what  her true hair colour is.
She's scottish but not Glasgow accent sounds like stirling/falkirk to me.
After the chat we got down to some french kissing and she was happy to give and receive tongue.
I was hard by now and she gave me an uncovered blow job which was OK but not great. She gives a decent suck but not enough attention to licking my cock and balls as I would like.
After a while she offered me CIM but said she couldn't swallow as hadn't had break fast yet! I declined CIM as is not my thing and I would say unless you are her first punter of the day you might want to leave out the french kissing for hygiene reasons.
Then I asked for 69 and she was OK with that so gave her a good tonguing and her pussy was shaved and tight she seemed to enjoy it and was gasping but hard to say if genuine or not.
Was dying for a shag by now so asked for a condom and had to put it on myself as she said she wasn't confident she could do it right!
She said she was OK with most positions except cowgirl as she didn't have the strength in her legs and we agreed on doggy and missionary.
So gave her a good pounding doggy style and that was OK and when I felt I had a good head of steam flipped her on to her back and finished that way with a good satisfying orgasm.
She was pretty vocal during sex which I don't really like although some guys might find it a turn on but I always suspect fakery tbh.
Overall I will give her a negative because the negatives outweigh the positives.
She has a good personality, good body and average vanilla services.
Unless you get a special offer she is over priced IMO@£150 per hour £80hh
Doesn't do cowgirl which is pretty big neg for me as one of my favs
Could be hygiene issue due to DFK and CIM from previous clients.
I wouldn't go back due to the above issues and a bit disappointing for my second punt  tbh but I knew I was taking a risk when I booked her.
Hope this helps you guys cheers. :hi:
 








 








 

 










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Offline pilgrim

I think you are being brutal with the negative tag.  You make no comment about her breath or hygiene then say "Hygiene issues"!!!  Your only criticism is she wouldnt do one position.  "Negatives outweigh the positives" you need to learn how to count.

I dont think you have done a lot of research, you seem to slag off most of the decent WGs on here who have got a lot of positive feedback.  I may be catching TJ's suspicious overtones but the only thing hygienic is I smell a rat with you. 

I think she has potential.  I only noticed her after Seekers post on the Scottish board

Offline nuube

I think you are being brutal with the negative tag.  You make no comment about her breath or hygiene then say "Hygiene issues"!!!  Your only criticism is she wouldnt do one position.  "Negatives outweigh the positives" you need to learn how to count.

I dont think you have done a lot of research, you seem to slag off most of the decent WGs on here who have got a lot of positive feedback.  I may be catching TJ's suspicious overtones but the only thing hygienic is I smell a rat with you. 

I think she has potential.  I only noticed her after Seekers post on the Scottish board
For me possibly getting a previous punters sperm in my mouth is a major hygiene issue and it's you who needs to learn to count???
positves were
1)personality
2)looks

negs
1) limited vanilla services as I said no cowgirl is a BIG neg for me but maybe not others
2)hygiene issues
3) over priced
so 2 positive and 3 neg + wouldn't go back = NEG

Offline sushi

I agree besides her not liking one position. She provided what she advertised and the fee was agreed, you weren't rushed or had a bait and switch so I have to say I don't know why you gave her a negative review.

Offline nuube

I agree besides her not liking one position. She provided what she advertised and the fee was agreed, you weren't rushed or had a bait and switch so I have to say I don't know why you gave her a negative review.
Do you guys want a fluffy review or a balanced review?
I have broken down in my above post why I have given her a negative review and I know not every one will agree so any one who thinks it harsh please visit her but I having met her once already would not go back and more to the point wouldn't recommend her in good faith when I'm sure there is better value for money available in Glasgow.
To put it in persepctive my first punt with bellablond was much much better for the same price I'd rather go back and see her next time.

Offline pilgrim

For me possibly getting a previous punters sperm in my mouth is a major hygiene issue and it's you who needs to learn to count???
positves were
1)personality
2)looks

negs
1) limited vanilla services as I said no cowgirl is a BIG neg for me but maybe not others
2)hygiene issues
3) over priced
so 2 positive and 3 neg + wouldn't go back = NEG

Vanilla Service?? Read her profile FFS where does it state otherwise?
Getting spunk in your mouth.  Thats an issue with every WG you see or are you too blinkered to think about that? How do you know that she doesnt clean/gargle with mouthwash ready for the next punter? You dont. You were first one that day werent you? So no chance of another punters spunk? Maybe she did CIM with her fella before leaving him?
Overpriced? In comparison to who else? Its your first review FFS

Offline tazman1002001

Ok so here is my first UKP  review as promised so please be gentle.
I met Leah at a Glasgow city centre hotel don't know if I'm allowed to name it so I won't but was easy to find.
I had booked by e mail and leah texted me the hotel on the day and then texted me her room number when I arrived.
Reception was busy and I just walked past everyone and into the lifts. It was early 9.00 am as this was a 1/2 hour punt before heading into work.
Fee was £70 but I think is usually £80 coz she had a special offer on at the time.
Anyway was pleasantly surprised when I saw her I can confirm the accuracy of the profile and pics with one caveat she has a small tattoo next to her belly button couldn't really make it out properly maybe a love heart or something like that?
This has been air brushed out of her photos but apart from that it's defo the girl in the photos.
She's got a nice face but was defo wearing a brunette wig so don't know what  her true hair colour is.
She's scottish but not Glasgow accent sounds like stirling/falkirk to me.
After the chat we got down to some french kissing and she was happy to give and receive tongue.
I was hard by now and she gave me an uncovered blow job which was OK but not great. She gives a decent suck but not enough attention to licking my cock and balls as I would like.
After a while she offered me CIM but said she couldn't swallow as hadn't had break fast yet! I declined CIM as is not my thing and I would say unless you are her first punter of the day you might want to leave out the french kissing for hygiene reasons.
Then I asked for 69 and she was OK with that so gave her a good tonguing and her pussy was shaved and tight she seemed to enjoy it and was gasping but hard to say if genuine or not.
Was dying for a shag by now so asked for a condom and had to put it on myself as she said she wasn't confident she could do it right!
She said she was OK with most positions except cowgirl as she didn't have the strength in her legs and we agreed on doggy and missionary.
So gave her a good pounding doggy style and that was OK and when I felt I had a good head of steam flipped her on to her back and finished that way with a good satisfying orgasm.
She was pretty vocal during sex which I don't really like although some guys might find it a turn on but I always suspect fakery tbh.
Overall I will give her a negative because the negatives outweigh the positives.
She has a good personality, good body and average vanilla services.
Unless you get a special offer she is over priced IMO@£150 per hour £80hh
Doesn't do cowgirl which is pretty big neg for me as one of my favs
Could be hygiene issue due to DFK and CIM from previous clients.
I wouldn't go back due to the above issues and a bit disappointing for my second punt  tbh but I knew I was taking a risk when I booked her.
Hope this helps you guys cheers. :hi:
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Nuube your review concerns me.....so I'm very fair and your review is either just you being very strict or your not a genuine punter ......we will need to decide?

I have booked Leah and on one of her messages from earlier this morning to me she assured me that she doesn't have a conveyor belt of punters, she showers between each punt, uses mouth wash and freshens up her undies etc....and this was her just giving me a review of her services.........now that's very detailed with me even asking ...so it begs the question about how you could class her hygiene as a negative when it didnt even affect you and based on the detail about her process between punters I think you need to get that negative removed....

So overall in my eyes based on the information you have provided and that I have corrected this should be updated to POSITIVE or at the least a NEUTRAL ....now please do the right thing and ask Admin to update this review ...unless there is some other reason you deecide not to do this?

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Ok so here is my first UKP  review as promised so please be gentle.


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Offline nuube

Vanilla Service?? Read her profile FFS where does it state otherwise?
Getting spunk in your mouth.  Thats an issue with every WG you see or are you too blinkered to think about that? How do you know that she doesnt clean/gargle with mouthwash ready for the next punter? You dont. You were first one that day werent you? So no chance of another punters spunk? Maybe she did CIM with her fella before leaving him?
Overpriced? In comparison to who else? Its your first review FFS
I use the words "limited" coz it does not state on her AW profile that she does not offer cowgirl which is really something she should fix. I for one would not have booked her knowing this and there must be others like me so imo I am doing a service to other punters by pointing this out before money changes hands.
Yes I was her first client that day and that was the only reason I tried the DFK  the b/f scenario is unlikely as she had been staying at the hotel by herself for a couple of days before the meet.
I know she is over priced coz I have looked at enough Glasgow AW profiles to realize the average is £100-£130 for 1 hour incall. 
As I said I got a special offer deal@£70 hh I'm  but sure i could get better VFM elsewhere.




Offline nuube

Nuube your review concerns me.....so I'm very fair and your review is either just you being very strict or your not a genuine punter ......we will need to decide?

I have booked Leah and on one of her messages from earlier this morning to me she assured me that she doesn't have a conveyor belt of punters, she showers between each punt, uses mouth wash and freshens up her undies etc....and this was her just giving me a review of her services.........now that's very detailed with me even asking ...so it begs the question about how you could class her hygiene as a negative when it didnt even affect you and based on the detail about her process between punters I think you need to get that negative removed....

So overall in my eyes based on the information you have provided and that I have corrected this should be updated to POSITIVE or at the least a NEUTRAL ....now please do the right thing and ask Admin to update this review ...unless there is some other reason you deecide not to do this?
Hi Taz
I think you'll find that you haven't been speaking to leah in person but to her agent or pimp or whatever you want to call it.
I know this because when I asked leah to clarify something we had discussed in an e mail she told me her agent deals with all that I assume that is why she doesn't speak on the phone or display a phone number on her AW profile.
You will know when you meet her that I am genuine that is why I mentioned the air brushed tattoo.
I'm sorry that I seem to have burst a few bubbles with this review but I re iterate the review is genuine as you guys are about to find out.
I stand by every word. :hi:

Offline sushi


I know she is over priced coz I have looked at enough Glasgow AW profiles to realize the average is £100-£130 for 1 hour incall. 
As I said I got a special offer deal@£70 hh I'm  but sure i could get better VFM elsewhere.
If you knew beforehand she was overpriced why did you book her?
If cowgirl was such a dealbreaker why didn't you confirm it when you booked or at least before you handed over the cash?

Offline nuube

If you knew beforehand she was overpriced why did you book her?
If cowgirl was such a dealbreaker why didn't you confirm it when you booked or at least before you handed over the cash?
I repeat I got a special deal £70 hh I wouldn't pay £80 hh and who in hell would think to ask an escort that offers penetration if she does cowgirl???
Having said that it's a lesson learnt and next time I will ask.

JazzMan

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Negative - Neutral - Positive
It doesn't actually matter what the reviewer say he thinks it is.
Just give the facts and info and guys can makeup their own minds.
For me this is a Positive and I would be happy to see her from what you have told us.
Thanks for the review
« Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 08:50:16 pm by JazzMan »

Offline pilgrim

I use the words "limited" coz it does not state on her AW profile that she does not offer cowgirl which is really something she should fix. I for one would not have booked her knowing this and there must be others like me so imo I am doing a service to other punters by pointing this out before money changes hands.
Yes I was her first client that day and that was the only reason I tried the DFK  the b/f scenario is unlikely as she had been staying at the hotel by herself for a couple of days before the meet.
I know she is over priced coz I have looked at enough Glasgow AW profiles to realize the average is £100-£130 for 1 hour incall. 
As I said I got a special offer deal@£70 hh I'm  but sure i could get better VFM elsewhere.

Im just going to email AW and see if they will amend the format so that WGs list all positions that they do and do not offer.  If you get such a cock stand about that position then maybe you have learnt a lesson and will now in the future confirm with the WG at the time of booking and before handing over any money that you all time favorite position is an option.  Then you can deecide if you want to book them.

As Tazman states "...now please do the right thing and ask Admin to update this review....unless there is some other reason you deecide not to do this?

Offline tazman1002001

Hi Taz
I think you'll find that you haven't been speaking to leah in person but to her agent or pimp or whatever you want to call it.
I know this because when I asked leah to clarify something we had discussed in an e mail she told me her agent deals with all that I assume that is why she doesn't speak on the phone or display a phone number on her AW profile.
You will know when you meet her that I am genuine that is why I mentioned the air brushed tattoo.
I'm sorry that I seem to have burst a few bubbles with this review but I re iterate the review is genuine as you guys are about to find out.
I stand by every word. :hi:

Nuube like I said I know I'm very fair and I sure so are the other on here.....so the reason "a few bubbles are burst" is because we don't believe your review to be fair or accurate.....and we ain't even seen this girl.

Also one other thing.....why would she actively tell you about her "pimp"....it just doesn't make sense....and like Judge Judy say "if it doesn't make sense it's not true".....

Anyway .....I'm meeting her on Tue...she will be all fresh and showered with her mouth washed....please do look out for my fluffy but genuine review .........
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Offline nuube

Negative - Neutral - Positive
It doesn't actually matter what the reviewer say he thinks it is.
Just give the facts and info and guys can makeup their own minds.
For me this is a Positive and I would be happy to see her from what you have told us.
Thanks for the review
Thanks Jazzman that is also my view when reading other people's reviews here.
For me that booking was a negative I'm afraid however I know it's all relative and you can get a far worse punt but hope that will never happen to me.
Apart from anything else the fact that I would not go back would put me off recommending her to any one else and then being accused of being a fluffy and god knows what else.
My first punt with bellablond was great so maybe I've been spoiled but I am damn sure I could get a much better time for my money if I tried.
If the mods here feel I have been to harsh then I'm sure they can change it if they wan't but I honestly don't think I've been unfair.

Offline tazman1002001

Thanks Jazzman that is also my view when reading other people's reviews here.
For me that booking was a negative I'm afraid however I know it's all relative and you can get a far worse punt but hope that will never happen to me.
Apart from anything else the fact that I would not go back would put me off recommending her to any one else and then being accused of being a fluffy and god knows what else.
My first punt with bellablond was great so maybe I've been spoiled but I am damn sure I could get a much better time for my money if I tried.
If the mods here feel I have been to harsh then I'm sure they can change it if they wan't but I honestly don't think I've been unfair.

Nuube YOU need to request Admin to change it...... Do the right thing and prove your a genuine punter (and not a WG) and click on "report to admin" and just type a quick message to say you think tis should be a POSITIVE.....

Also I don't see this great Bellablond meeting you keep referring to ....type up a review and let us know what happened and we can then see what standard of punt you think is Positive?
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Offline tazman1002001

whoops ....meant to say click on "report to moderator"...... To update this review
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Offline nuube

Nuube like I said I know I'm very fair and I sure so are the other on here.....so the reason "a few bubbles are burst" is because we don't believe your review to be fair or accurate.....and we ain't even seen this girl.

Also one other thing.....why would she actively tell you about her "pimp"....it just doesn't make sense....and like Judge Judy say "if it doesn't make sense it's not true".....

Anyway .....I'm meeting her on Tue...she will be all fresh and showered with her mouth washed....please do look out for my fluffy but genuine review .........
I had asked "leah" in an email if I could take a few pics and was told to remind her at the meet but when I did she seemed shocked and said it must have been her agent who agreed to this!
Judging my authenticity based on an escort you've never seen is very unwise.
Please confirm her belly button tattoo after you've seen her that will put it to bed.
As for you're review I would suggest it will be less reliable than mine after all I believe every review you have done is a positive???

Offline seeker

I'm going to give her a good rattling on Tuesday as well .
 :hi:
will give you genuine punters the lowdown.
IF NUBEE is a genuine punter and he has given Leah  a negative
Wonder what it would do if it met one of those nasty B's skanky
Romania n's.
The fact Leah only sees punters with aw feedback and does not book back to back
suggest she has standards ...
so booked for Tuesday . :cool:


Offline tazman1002001

Nuube.....I challenge you to go and see every girl I have reviewed as positive and come back to me should your review differ from mine......... I'm quite confident that you won't find a negative punt in there........ My reviews are fluffy but are 100% accurate .....and I'm confirmed as being a genuine punter........you......mmmm well the jury is still too deecide?

Also reading her AW reviews and FRs make me believe what I read...as can see feedback from other working girls for these guys....so proves they are genuine.

So did you get the picture or not then...after she confessed that she had a "agent"?

Finally .......no mention of the Bellablond review....are we ever going to see this positive review?
Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
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Offline sushi

I had asked "leah" in an email if I could take a few pics and was told to remind her at the meet but when I did she seemed shocked and said it must have been her agent who agreed to this!
Judging my authenticity based on an escort you've never seen is very unwise.
Please confirm her belly button tattoo after you've seen her that will put it to bed.
As for you're review I would suggest it will be less reliable than mine after all I believe every review you have done is a positive???
Does this mean you won't ask the mods to change the negative review?

Offline nuube

Nuube YOU need to request Admin to change it...... Do the right thing and prove your a genuine punter (and not a WG) and click on "report to admin" and just type a quick message to say you think tis should be a POSITIVE.....

Also I don't see this great Bellablond meeting you keep referring to ....type up a review and let us know what happened and we can then see what standard of punt you think is Positive?
My aim here is to help any and all punters reading my review so I'm afraid that's something I'm not prepared to do I won't be bullied into changing my mind by any one.
The review stands end of.
I've also stated before and will state again I do not care who thinks I'm an escort pimp or whatever this forum has mods and if they thought that I would be gone.
The fact that I'm not should tell you all you need to know.
As for the bellablond meet was back in september and didn't do a review see this thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=37997.msg513792#msg513792

Offline Falkirk GND

I like to play detective sometimes!  :cool:

So nuube has seen her twice, the second time first appointmnet (yet she allegedly tasted of cum - like a bit of cum yourself nuube?) on 18th Dec.

Check out her reviews for the 18th and this one from sabrejack69

"Had a fantastic second meet with sexy Leah, this girl's in a class of her own!"

Admittedly Killie Boy saw her too, but he seemed happy enough too!

I'm struggling to find anyone in the 14 that didn't like her!!

IMHO this arsehole shouldn't be given airtime! I hope the wee lassie never sees this thread! She seems like a decent prossie who's doing a fair job as advertised and has a good few happy customers! No doubt if she does, she'll know who her 9 am on the 18th is! Big mistake that one nuube! Hope she outs you you piece of shit, whoever you are!!
« Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 09:22:58 pm by Falkirk GND »

Offline seeker

Come to think of it
This sounds like a bitter, ginger minger ,over the hill nasty old dusty phone prossie.  :crazy:
Angry at the cute ,fresh girl on the scene.

Offline nuube

Nuube.....I challenge you to go and see every girl I have reviewed as positive and come back to me should your review differ from mine......... I'm quite confident that you won't find a negative punt in there........ My reviews are fluffy but are 100% accurate .....and I'm confirmed as being a genuine punter........you......mmmm well the jury is still too deecide?

Also reading her AW reviews and FRs make me believe what I read...as can see feedback from other working girls for these guys....so proves they are genuine.

So did you get the picture or not then...after she confessed that she had a "agent"?

Finally .......no mention of the Bellablond review....are we ever going to see this positive review?
body pics only taz and she will cover her tattoo with her hands could post one if mods confirm it's allowed?

Offline sushi

I like to play detective sometimes!  :cool:

So nuube has seen her twice, the second time first appointmnet (yet she allegedly tasted of cum - like a bit of cum yourself nuube?) on 18th Dec.

Check out her reviews for the 18th and this one from sabrejack69

"Had a fantastic second meet with sexy Leah, this girl's in a class of her own!"

Admittedly Killie Boy saw her too, but he seemed happy enough too!

I'm struggling to find anyone in the 14 that didn't like her!!

IMHO this arsehole shouldn't be given airtime! I hope the wee lassie never sees this thread! She seems like a decent prossie who's doing a fair job as advertised and has a good few happy customers! No doubt if she does, she'll know who her 9 am on the 18th is! Big mistake that one nuube! Hope she outs you you piece of shit, whoever you are!!
Good work.

Offline nuube

I like to play detective sometimes!  :cool:

So nuube has seen her twice, the second time first appointmnet (yet she allegedly tasted of cum - like a bit of cum yourself nuube?) on 18th Dec.

Check out her reviews for the 18th and this one from sabrejack69

"Had a fantastic second meet with sexy Leah, this girl's in a class of her own!"

Admittedly Killie Boy saw her too, but he seemed happy enough too!

I'm struggling to find anyone in the 14 that didn't like her!!

IMHO this arsehole shouldn't be given airtime! I hope the wee lassie never sees this thread! She seems like a decent prossie who's doing a fair job as advertised and has a good few happy customers! No doubt if she does, she'll know who her 9 am on the 18th is! Big mistake that one nuube! Hope she outs you you piece of shit, whoever you are!!
Are you addled where did I say I had seen her twice? I seen her once on 18/12/14?
Get your facts right before swearing at me you little prick.

Tjkooker

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Just to add another little twist and before we all jump to fgnd's praises

Can you explain the following Liam?
"Hi ya JJ

Have a look at Samantha H on AW Glasgow. She has lots of good reviews!  I've not had the pleasure myself as she used to work for me and had a thing about doing the boss but obviously I know her and she is very sweet and sexy!

Liam"
Also there was briefly advertised an agency with your GND in the name around the same time you started posting on this site. You were asking recently about easy access hotels....mmm I'm a bit of a detective also eh????

Offline nuube

Just to add another little twist and before we all jump to fgnd's praises

Can you explain the following Liam?
"Hi ya JJ

Have a look at Samantha H on AW Glasgow. She has lots of good reviews!  I've not had the pleasure myself as she used to work for me and had a thing about doing the boss but obviously I know her and she is very sweet and sexy!

Liam"
Also there was briefly advertised an agency with your GND in the name around the same time you started posting on this site. You were asking recently about easy access hotels....mmm I'm a bit of a detective also eh????
WTF are you on about and how is it relevant to this review or are you just voicing your paranoid delusions here for fun?
I've been on the net since 2002 and this is by far the most paranoid forum I've come across.
I can understand it in a way but the problem is there are so may wannabe mods it's unreal I've never seen anything like it.
The reason TJ and the other para brigade will never be mods here should be obvious- trolls don't make good mods - period.
So guys as someone who's been on forums since 2002  take my advice, leave modding the forum to the mods and concentrate on the purpose of this forum.

Offline Falkirk GND

I'm sorry nuube - I must have misread your vitriol and picked you up wrong!  Must have got that totally wrong!

So put my mind at rest would you? Just confirm that you're not sabrejack69  :thumbsup: Humour me! I'd hate to think you were a two faced cunt who says one thing on AW and the complete opposite on here!


Offline Falkirk GND

Aaaah TJ - that's why you wear the uniform eh? From memory Shatner made a better space cadet than cop!

And your point is what? Every time I say something positive for her girl, I must be her pimp? I wish!!

Offline nuube

I'm sorry nuube - I must have misread your vitriol and picked you up wrong!  Must have got that totally wrong!

So put my mind at rest would you? Just confirm that you're not sabrejack69  :thumbsup: Humour me! I'd hate to think you were a two faced cunt who says one thing on AW and the complete opposite on here!
Apology accepted and given mate I did not come here to fight and I am a genuine if inexperienced punter.
No I am not sabrejack69 or any other pseudonym this is the only profile I have as the mods here will know.
If you read my posts any one can see I was planning my second punt before xmas and came here to read reviews and ask for some advice and that was appreciated.
I am going to compromise somewhat and ask a mod to change the review to a neutral as I feel it would be wise to listen to the advice of so many experienced members.
cheers  :hi:






Offline tazman1002001

Nuube.....fair play..... :thumbsup: ....but everyone's eyes are you on.
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Tjkooker

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Aaaah TJ - that's why you wear the uniform eh? From memory Shatner made a better space cadet than cop!

And your point is what? Every time I say something positive for her girl, I must be her pimp? I wish!!

Answer my questions! They were pretty direct afterall. Here's an even more direct one.
In what capacity did SamanthaH work for you?

Offline Falkirk GND

Always thought you were thick as fuck! Now I'm convinced of it!

Pretty direct my arse! There were two sentences that could be construed as "questions" namely "Can you explain the following Liam?" and "mmm.... I'm a bit of a detective also eh?"  The latter I've already answered, but for clarity - you're a shite detective, which is why you're still in a patrol car and no in civvies! With regard to the former - yes I can :P

But seeing as how you took the time to ask an proper direct question she worked in one of my hotel Spas as a masseuse! No big shakes there then eh? Oh dear - Kojak knows what I do for a living now!!  :dash:

Oh - and the Hotels/Hookers/Access thing - see if you can put 2 and 2 together and get 5 again! Can't wait to hear your Columbo like deductions on that one!  :crazy:






Tjkooker

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So you own hotel spas but know fuck all about discreet hotels in town. Not very good business plan there matey.

Offline Falkirk GND

Just so the chaps can see what a one watt light bulb you are - here's my original question for all to see  :hi:


Hi guys

I'm looking for some intel on hotels in Stirling or Falkirk  :)  You know the script - no keycards on the lift, abandoned reception, big enough to hide in etc.  :thumbsup: Looking for somewhere to have some fun but hate going down to let the girl in, and don't want her stopped at reception!!

Any ideas/recommendations gratefully received!  And cheapish - would rather spend the money on the girl than the room! :D

Cheers

Maybe it's because (a) I own hotels (in Glasgow btw) and (b) know the script with WGs that I was asking about hotels in Falkirk and Stirling. Mind the old saying "don't shit on your own doorstep!"?


Tjkooker

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Oh and if you really do what you suggest you would be better asking admin to remove any reference to it. That's far too small a world your in if you value your privacy. Just a suggestion for your sake. I make a lot of posts on here to try and test posters validity but wouldn't want to compromise anyone's home life or legitimate business etc.  I'm just imagining the headline in the Sunday Mail.... "Sleazy boss test drives employees" obviously as an upstanding business owner I'm sure you wouldn't be stupid enough to give that sort of info out on a punting site. Or would you?  And why would a successful business owner need to scrimp on cost of a hotel?
« Last Edit: December 29, 2014, 01:27:45 am by Tjkooker »

Offline Falkirk GND

Appreciate the advice!  :thumbsup: But if the tabloid hacks can work their way through my company structure and pin having a go at one EE masseuse on me then they deserve the headline! And it wouldn't be the first time a maid or whatever has been rattled by the boss by any stretch of the imagination!! Every fucking hotelier in the business is probably guilty of that! So I'll take my chances  :D

Tjkooker

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Appreciate the advice!  :thumbsup: But if the tabloid hacks can work their way through my company structure and pin having a go at one EE masseuse on me then they deserve the headline! And it wouldn't be the first time a maid or whatever has been rattled by the boss by any stretch of the imagination!! Every fucking hotelier in the business is probably guilty of that! So I'll take my chances  :D

Your probably right on that count. Then stop being a cheapskate and book gleneagles. Fill a room with cheap ho's and have a party.

Offline Falkirk GND

Oops - missed the last question! I don't - but we all have a punting budget and I'd rather spend it on pussy than an extra pillow and a few cheap toiletries!  ;)

Offline Falkirk GND

Now you're talking!! That, my friend, is not a bad idea!  :drinks:

Offline tazman1002001

Well if *Leah* wasn't famous before she sure as hell will be now....over 450 views in less than 12hrs.....Nuube your a star lol...
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Offline seeker

Hope this doesn't put Leah under any undue pressure
To give me an extra good servicing tomorrow  :D
Although she won't know who I am anyway . :cool:
I feel like the "mystery shopper " :lol:

Offline tazman1002001

Does she know about UKP .......?
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Offline Marmalade

what exactly were the hygiene issues? nothing explicit? have I missed something?

Offline sushi

His hygene issue was she does CIM so you aren't the first punter of the day (he made sure he was) kissing her would be unhygenic.

Offline Marmalade

His hygene issue was she does CIM so you aren't the first punter of the day (he made sure he was) kissing her would be unhygenic.

so every prossie who does CIM is unhygienic??

I am not a big fan of DFK but there's more crap, germs and bad taste from other people snogging someone than a thimble of spunk.

I have no problem with the punter expressing his preferences. But all they amount to is that he doesn't approve of cim and owo unless there's been a12h gap from the last cock. His tastes.