Always thought you were thick as fuck! Now I'm convinced of it!
Pretty direct my arse! There were two sentences that could be construed as "questions" namely "Can you explain the following Liam?" and "mmm.... I'm a bit of a detective also eh?" The latter I've already answered, but for clarity - you're a shite detective, which is why you're still in a patrol car and no in civvies! With regard to the former - yes I can
But seeing as how you took the time to ask an proper direct question she worked in one of my hotel Spas as a masseuse! No big shakes there then eh? Oh dear - Kojak knows what I do for a living now!!
Oh - and the Hotels/Hookers/Access thing - see if you can put 2 and 2 together and get 5 again! Can't wait to hear your Columbo like deductions on that one!