External Link/Members OnlyMy fault for booking this turd without checking the UKP reviews as I would have surely avoided after reading something like
this. Go and read that review for an idea of the location and the overall vibe. I'll add my general remarks here.
The girl is nowhere as attractive as her pictures show. I don't know if they did some smart use of AI, but face-wise she was way plainer and less of a beauty than her pictures. Still not ugly, just more of a 7 than a 9. Body-wise she has a decent one, with good ass, slim legs, great hair and nice skin with some tattoos. Too bad for the awful boob job, with those hard spheres awkwardly placed on her chest (body: 8).
I struggle to imagine how the flatlined sex doll that interacted with me could have ever shown the enthusiasm that her first review reported back in December. This is a girl that has no interest at all in showing friendliness or warmth of any kind. She doesn't attempt to communicate, gets down to business as quick as possible (getting undressed in a matter-of-factly way without a hint of sexiness, seductive behaviour, etc.). She advertises DFK but it'a scam because she only gives light pecks and soon moves her head away. She has decent blowjob skills and doesn't mind getting eaten, but in the sex she's mostly an emotionless starfish, keeps the (pretty muscly) legs in a position that push back in an annoying way, looks mostly unengaged throughout (she only started looking a little into it when she was belly down on the bed and I was giving it to her from behind).
The room was very warm, and I needed a break after about 15 minutes of action. She just awkwardly lied next to me with a completely expressionless face. The whole thing was depressing and was making me more miserable than when I went in so after about 5 minutes attempting to relax I asked her if we could downgrade the meeting to 30 minutes. It was 31 on the clock and she said she wouldn't do that as we had already done "more than half an hour". Fuck her for this too.
Overall:
location: 6 (not a very discreet building, door in the middle of restaurants, very exposed on the street, etc., although the flat is not too bad)
face: 7
body: 8
attitude: 3
performance: 5 (not sufficient, not a complete disaster due to the BJ skills and the relative engagement while in doggy)
vfm: 5 (at 180£ for 1h with OWO there's worse, but this is still wasted money. If you don't mind fucking a brainless sex doll she might be worth a 30m P&D, though)
