External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only£60 for 45 mins + £10 tip offered by me
This lady advertises as Diane but I believe her real name is Pam - there are other reviews/messages on here using both names.
Note that although the Gumtree Ad asks to phone and not message/text, there is no phone number with the Ad. She says Gumtree wont let her add her phone number (?). I got her number from the adyourmassage site - so it is fortunate that there is this second Ad
I'm fairly new to this, and rather than try another one of the Thai girls advertising locally as I have done so far- they mostly sound interesting from reports or just by where they are located - I opted to try what sounds like an English massseuse - and a mature one at that. Thais do seem to give a good massage, but it all seems quite formulaic - good massage first, then turn into sensual at the end to get the tip (i.e. pre-arranged price). And I do like the idea of a mature English woman - and boy did I get a treat today.
I phoned Diane (as she was advertised) this morning to see if she was available today. We agreeed on a 3pm start. I wanted one hour but she said she only does 30 or 45 mins with a new customer. Price is £60 which includes a HE - what a great price! Address was very quickly texted to me - and it was a very innocent text as well, not giving the game away. It is a 40 minute drive each way from where I live, so this took quite a chunk of time out of my day. I ended up running late, but called ahead to say I'd be 15 mins late and she was ok with that and appreciated the call. When I got there it is a nice size detached house on a housing estate. I was able to park my van on the drive.
When she answered the door she was on the phone and quickly rang off to then usher me in. She is very short - quite possibly under 5ft - and an older very mature woman - certainly in her 70s if not 80s - and has quite a rounded figure. She offered me a drink and we took it upstairs. The whole house is nicely kept, clean and giving a good impression. The massage room is an upstairs bedroom with a double bed and a large massage table with plenty of room around it. We kept the curtains open as the room is not overlooked by the neighbours - and I could sense that having as much light as possible was going to be of benefit.
I asked if she wanted paying up front and it seemed like she hadn't considered that yet. Anyway, I got the cash out and actually gave her a tip before she even started - it seemed a good thing to do, I got a vibe that this was going to be right up my street, and I wanted to do what I could to ensure I got well treated. I then had a chat with her - explained how I was looking forward to it, both a massage (which I love) and a HE - and told her that I have ED and asked if she could incorporate some sensual touches with the massage to hel[ get/keep me aroused. She said she does anyway.
She said take off your clothes and that she is going to give the little man a wash. This is getting better by the minute. So I got undressed with her looking on, chatting away - she does chat a lot - and she took her dress off but kept her undies on. We then went into the bathroom and she ran the tap and indeed washed my cock, doing a thorough job and giving it a good feel. I started swelling already - and she held it and inspected it some more. After a prolongued wash and inspection, we went back to the massage room. She then took her bra off and her sizeable pendulous breasts were on display. I resisted the urge to have a feel - best to stay repectful. She also had nice knickers on, nothing too fancy but showing off her plump bottom quite well. She has quite thick legs with quite a lot of cellulite and veins on show, but I didnt have to look at them really.
Now her manner is very saucy and suggestive - not dirty, slutty talk, but almost naturally a bit smutty. That interspersed with normal chit chat. A strange combination, but it (mostly) worked for me.
I got on the table face down as suggested and she started by dangling her breasts on my back. I was then given a warm oil treatment all over my back, bum and legs with several moves of her fingers between my legs. Now this was a very light massage, she says she cannot do firm. Her moves were very light but the almost regular intimate touches more than made up for that. So if you want a firm massage then go to a Thai or Chinese girl instead, but then you would miss out on this amazing experience. All through this she was chatting almost non stop - interspersing normal chat with saucy and outright suggestive chat. We were having quite a normal conversation, one which would have been quite nice had we not been having a massage and trying to relax. And I was getting quite turned on by her moves amd saucy chat, but I didnt want to be rude by not conversing with her. So I was squirming on the table getting really turned on, but at the same time frustrated with the general chit chat which was non stop. Eventually I turned over and she applied more oil to my stomach and cock and balls and she proceeded to give me a really quite decent hand job. I was able to feel her bum and back, and her pendulous breasts a little, but she kept her legs and arms in the way and kept saying how she is very ticklish when touched. It was a bit confusing - and frustrating, that she kept saying it was ok to touch her but then blocking a lot of my touches and even moved away at one point.
I was getting extremely turned on, she really knows what she is doing and reacting to how I was getting bigger and harder in her hand. I could see her lookig really close up at my cock, and I did wonder if she might give me OW or OWO - but didnt want to seem to be too pushy by asking for it. I was getting almost there but not quite managing it, when she suggested that she attends to my prostate. I've had my bum felt before and quite enjoyed it, but this was something different - a whole level of pleasure better than I had experienced before. She got a condom out, put it on her fingers, applied some lube and put two fingers in my hole. It really got me going in a way I hadnt thought it could. I ended up squirmimg and moaning on the table - so much so that I think I strained a muscle in my left leg with my convolutions as I was so very turned on and was writhing on the table. She moved to the end to concentrate on my arse as I took myself in hand to finish the job. She is really good at reading the situation and doing her utmost to ensure I really enjoy myself. I was in so much ecstacy that I almost didnt want to cum and end it. I wondered whether to aim it at her but she sensed that and redirected my cock away from her. I did eventually nut big time, and then lay exhausted on the table. She did a good job of cleaning us up and then I got dressed, as did she. All of this time she was still chit chatting away. I was so elated, I was praising her non stop. Gave her a hug and a peck on the cheek and went on my way - travelling on cloud nine all the way home.
I will definitely be back, she is just what I needed, no games, just straightforward fun all the way. And well worth the money. I told her that she is a very naughty minx - I hope she took that well.
I did send her a text later thanking her and apologising for pawing at her at times. She reponded very positively and is hoping I will become a regular.
Cons
She talks a LOT
She's no oil painting
not really what I would call a massage
Bit of a drive for me to get to hers and back
Pros
Comms were good
Extremely good value for money
she did have some nice massage moves
She is very saucy both in terms of chat and touching
She really knows how to get you turned on
Place is clean and respectable
