SP:
External Link/Members OnlyDate: Late February 2026
Price: £80 for 15mins
Location: Brent Cross/Cricklewood
I wouldn't necessarily say that this punt was Plan B or Plan C, more so a case of having a raging hard on late at night with options and availability extremely limited. More often than not, in that situation, you should usually call it a day, knock one out, and let the money burn a hole in your pocket.
Well, as many of you know, thats rarely ever the case especially when thinking with your cock.
So, having a search through AW for local talent i stumbled upon Ellen's profile.
Not much in the way of photos at that time (i think shes added more since), but from what was present, theres potential. The only thing i find off putting (with good reason, as you'll see later on) is her stated age of 21. I dont particularly go for young(er) escorts, and if i do, they tend to be mid to late 30s, simply because of experience and "know how" that they have in the bed.
That was the first red flag i chose to ignore.
In hindsight, the second red flag i ignored was the bit in her bio that said "..pretty princess looking for a paypig and daddy.." which we'll come back to later on...
So i message Ellen, introduce myself and ask if she's available for a 15min meet. She promptly replies and states that she is available, along with a postcode and ends the message with "its incall only...cash only."
I reply with no problem and ask if she's available at 11pm.
"Yes, cash only" is the response i get.
Fast forward to 11pm, the agreed time, and I've arrived at my destination (ironically its the exact same new build low rise flat where i met Curvy Chloe -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=447613.0 ).
I send a quick message to let her know I've arrived.
"Bear with me babe, I'll be ready in 15-20mins."
It would later transpire that in that 15-20min period, she was actually eating KFC that she had ordered. And later on, when i entered the flat, the smell of fried chicken was lingering in the air.
Poor time keeping...third red flag.
I give her the benefit of the doubt and 15mins later i message her again asking if she's ready.
"Yes 2mins"
"Thank You"
"Its cash only"
followed by,
"Im ready, press the buzzer."
What fucking buzzer?
Im looking at 40 different flats.
You havent told me which flat you're in!
So i politely text, "which flat number?"
The response i get is,
"How long are you booking?
Do you have the correct cash?"
This young adult has asked me more questions about my finances in the last hour and 10mins than my mortgage advisor ever has in the last 10 years.
Money grabber...forth red flag.
I assure her i have the correct money and she finally gives me the flat number.
Up two flights of stairs and the door finally opens up to reveal a young blonde lady, standing at about 5'6 wearing the black dress she has in one of her AW photos. Girl next door type, with a tattoo on her hand going halfway up her forearm with lovely, slightly droopy, teardrop breasts.
Money exchanged, £80 for 15mins, i go wash my hands come back and I try to have a normal conversation with her, but it doesnt get me any where.
How you doing? You alright?
Yea, fine.
You been busy today/tonight?
Ermmmmmmmm....
You almost finished for the night?
*looks at me in silence and smiles*
You okay?
Yea yea.
Are you new to this?
Errrrrrrr.......no.
Okay, lets start with your do's and don'ts then..
No kissing, everything else is fine.
Fuck me, shes hard work!
She has no concept or understanding of how to hold a conversation. And its not because she's nervous, because as previously mentioned, she didnt hesitate to come out and tell me the reason why she took so long was because she was eating her fried chicken.
I dont even know what flag we're on right now, but I'm sure I've got more than the U.N. Headquarters.
At that point i should've thrown in the towel, but money had been exchanged so i lay back and she went to work on my cock and gave me OWO.
The BJ was honestly bang average and theres nothing really to tell. She went on for about 5mins before i told her lets switch to 69.
Here, in this position she was very responsive and getting wet, while struggling to suck my dick as she felt her orgasm getting more intense. And after another 5mins or so she came, but she continued grinding her pussy and clit on my face, and since the BJ was average i told her to lie down so i could eat her properly as she was clearly enjoying it.
AT THIS POINT...i would just like to state the following...
...in my usual 15min punts, i usually follow the same format....BJ, 69/RO and then sex in one of several positions to finish off.
So with her lying on her back, i lick and suck her clit to climax on several occasions as she gently squirts and squirms letting out moans of relief each time, with a rapidly expanding wet patch forming on the bed sheets to verify her satisfaction. This completely turns me on, seeing her face from inbetween her thighs and over her breasts, taking deep breathes and moaning while tasting her juices.
I finish her off for the last time, and lie down on the bed for her to straddle me in cowgirl and ride me until i come.
She slides my covered dick inside her, goes up and down NO MORE than 2 or 3 times and then her alarm goes off on her phone.
"Thats it, your times up."
She climbs off, and turns the alarm off.
"Okay, can you bend over for me quickly then, so i can finish?"
"£80"
"What?"
"£80 for 15mins" she says with a smug look on her face.
"What about a quick hand or a blow job? I'm literally a few strokes away.."
"Yea, £80 for 15mins" she repeats.
She jumps off the bed and goes to the toilet to clean herself up, leaving me with a rock hard cock, pointing due north.
At this point, i am absolutely RAGING. Granted the time is up, but fuck me (or lack of) i wasnt expecting that.
Im now desperate to finish off and I've lost all composure at this point..
Okay, do you take bank transfer?
Nope...cash only.
Deep down, i knew i was fighting a losing battle, and i could see she was absolutely enjoying watching this unfold. She had that certain smirk on her face that young adults of her age have. Ive seen it on my nephew's faces before. Its that, "im taking you for a ride, and theres really sweet FA you can or will, do about it."
Composure still not regained, i make a quick exit without properly saying goodbye. i sit in my car, scrolling vigorously through AW looking for any type of Romanian, Hungarian or Polish bird i can quickly bend over and give 10 of my best pumps too.
Im shooting off texts messages to random numbers, left, right and centre, at quarter to midnight!
This..IS..a new low.
And inevitably, i get no replies from my mass text message SOS call, to the local harlots.
While i understand alot of you may say "well, its your own fault for spending so long giving her oral and pleasuring her" i get that, but in the same breathe, thats never been an issue in the past, with any escort/SP I've ever seen. Not that i would intentionally take the piss and try nick an extra 5-10mins or so.
I suppose i was enjoying it myself and got lost in the moment, because many a time that has happened in the past and the SP has said, "we need to wrap this up now, how do you want to finish?"
I guess not everyone extends the same courtesy, eh?
Until next time fellas,
D.I.T.
