Oriental Massage, Kendal
11A Allhallows Lane Kendal LA9 4JH
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only07538425587 / +447538425587
New town centre shop, open around a week.
Located close to town centre on busy road opposite two pubs - one of which is a busy Wetherspoons so be careful if you don't want to be seen.
It's a shabby looking rapidly converted shop with the usual advertising placards in the windows. Shop area is reception, with corridor to back and rooms off. I only saw one massage room though I suspect there's a second. Decorated with a slapdash DIY paint job. No idea whether there's a shower - it wasn't offered.
Booking was easy - immediate responses by text.
It's a two girl setup: resident manager (who wasn't there) and a rotating girl of the week/fortnight
Pricing - 1hr massage £50, B2B&HE additional £50
Rang the doorbell, let in, £50 taken then walked to room. Reasonable size, obvious DIY decor, cold room but rapidly heated up with fan heater to acceptable level.
Girl was typical Chinese GND, ~5'6" size 10 well shaped 36C with small thimbles. Aged late 30s maybe early 40s. But she'll be replaced in about a weeks time so your experience will be different. Didn't get her name. Limited English skills. Street clothes - leggings & top.
Metal massage table, bit creaky though safe enough.
Massage was soft/relaxing. Quite pleasant. Got close to the essential parts but didn't actually hit them - no CC swipes or reach unders.
Turnover time after around 30 mins. She offered B2B&HE - no other option. Allowed nipple sucking but otherwise not interested in playing: no RO, no FS. £50 paid, she stripped and carried out a well gripped HE which left me happy and relaxed
She wiped down the spillage, I dressed and left. Check time - 55 minutes.
Nothing special about the place, but it offers a relaxing massage with a firm grip on what's needed. Also fills a hole in the map of available options - should pick up a lot of business in the South Lakes, an area that's otherwise an oriental massage desert
