Spa Like Experiences

[rockinghut]

I am sure I will get panned for this, but i've just finished Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, and find myself looking for one of the common experiences in the game. For those who haven't played it, KCD2 is a medieval RPG game, where you play as the page to a Nobleman. Amongst all the fighting and general shithousery, you can also use the 'Bathhouse', which as the name suggests is effectively a set of baths with 'bathmaids' that bathe you, and then also provide full service. There is also a bar adjoined for beer etc.

The modern equivalent I suppose would be an FKK, but that is more like a club, and generally I have found those experiences quite stressful having to navigate the smoke, haggling women, and club like atmosphere. I would love something a bit more relaxed, ideally combination of being bathed, massaged, and then banging a couple of hot 'bathmaids'.

Does such a thing exist in this day and age?

[signy]

There are massage parlours that will offer this experience.

Some years ago, I went to a well-known, well-reviewed parlour (Northampton? Peterborough?) where in 1 hour I had a shared bath (large, jacuzzi-type), massage and full service from a nice British blonde. It was a good time, but not my preferred experience, so haven't repeated.

Sorry, this is a bit vague. I suggest that you just need to plough through massage parlour websites (probably not east Asian) to find what you want.

[Simon_9000]

I agree a European FKK can be batting away haggling girls but agree with what you want, a fee and they'll do it. Sharks' sauna facilities may give you what you're looking for.

[The_Rose_age]

Go to Turkey. Fund a place that does Hammam and extras ! It’s amazing

If memory serves me right … they steam you, wash you all over with big soapy bubbles, whilst you lie in a heated stone slab thing, then you can either go lie down wrapped in hot towels or go straight into a massage or what ever you want

Amazing experience go out feeling like a new man !

Also same thing in Thailand they will soap you up in a big bath and do what ever you like ! I preferred Turkey felt more like professional bath maids and proper relaxing !

[PilotMan]

I've toured around Eastern Europe and they have places like that in Czech Republic (Prague), Slovakia (Bratislava), Slovenia (Ljubljana).

Just ask your hotel manager or cabbie when you're there.

[maybe]

Maybe some Soapies in thailand, although from standpoint of only a few visits, 1hr really isn't enough time for it to be totally relaxing, i went for the novelty to try it out. The room has to be left in the way they found it, so there is some cleaning time and even if you're relaxed, the girl sure isn't, one of the bigger girls I chose one time was panting by she cleaned up and made it to the bed.

I don't see why they couldn't bring some drinks to the room from the bar though, but my mates advised not to though. I wasn't there for drinks so didn't inquire too much.

[Jazzy99]

There are massage parlours that will offer this experience.

Some years ago, I went to a well-known, well-reviewed parlour (Northampton? Peterborough?) where in 1 hour I had a shared bath (large, jacuzzi-type), massage and full service from a nice British blonde. It was a good time, but not my preferred experience, so haven't repeated.

Sorry, this is a bit vague. I suggest that you just need to plough through massage parlour websites (probably not east Asian) to find what you want.

You may be referring to Soft-Touch Bodyworks in Northampton who recently closed down. The only one I know of with reasonable distance on the M1 who actually had a dedicated room for Soap Suds \ Nuru massage. Back in the day they had they had some nice girls on the rota. I remember the dedicated VIP room with a Jacuzzi where I was with a young English blonde. This was more than decade ago. But over the last couple of years I heard it turned into a dump best to be avoided.

[adiroy4k]

I’ve tried such a thing at two clubs in London - Rio and other is Ignite (formerly Abfab/ kestrel). I had taken my sugar babe to Rio a few times to save on hotel costs and I like exhibitionism and public setting so always looked for adventurous sugars. At club ignite, I took my WG there and had a good time. Not exactly the FKK experience but came close.

[finn5555]

I’ve tried such a thing at two clubs in London - Rio and other is Ignite (formerly Abfab/ kestrel). I had taken my sugar babe to Rio a few times to save on hotel costs and I like exhibitionism and public setting so always looked for adventurous sugars. At club ignite, I took my WG there and had a good time. Not exactly the FKK experience but came close.

I went to Rio’s once it was shit

[adiroy4k]

I agree it was shit if you expect to find someone there but if you take your own WG or SB then it’s value and also a bit kinky.

[finn5555]

I agree it was shit if you expect to find someone there but if you take your own WG or SB then it’s value and also a bit kinky.

I went with someone but it just seemed very dated not particularly clean and we left after around an hour

[blend57]

Victoria house in Lutterworth springs to mind. I have only been once and the room I was in had a large bathroom with a Jacuzzi in it. 

[Nightingale]

Park 118 in Amsterdam does exactly this. A bit of a trek though.

[runner in the woods]

Probably Nuru is as close as your going to get to your fantasy. I've had milking tables, followed by nuru, then serviced, and then massaged and serviced again. Was a 3 hour booking. Costing around £400. Very relaxing. English independent girls are your best bet. By negotiation you're likely to get lucky.

[uncle jessie]

Used to be a place on the Medway city estate in Kent back in the early 90's . I went a couple of times for some pampering from and then fucking a British hottie although it was pricey , soon closed down because one of the local rags got the full SP of the place and that a minor  ' celeb ' of the day had spent a few hours at the place  .

[GreyDave]

Sadly now closed  The Paradise Spa Beacontee , it was a bit ruough around the edges but there were some amazing girls there who I really enjoyed shagging nothing like being in a line waiting for our turn with a real seasoned woman the blonde on the table was a fav of mine as was Pam and her friend Kandy...wish there was something like that still going.

[runner in the woods]

Wonder if that was the Kandy that operated out of Telford?