Author Topic: Pear massage - Barton upon Humber  (Read 1370 times)

Offline Johan21

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As previously reviewed, she is maybe 30, quite attractive,  demeanour is reasonably ok

Comms good, small terraced house in Barton, seems a safe enough area, plenty of parking.

Offers relaxation massage which is quite good, HE is £20, B2B is £40 on top.

I have HE with her before and as said previously she is ok at it, not startling, I went for B2B this time.

She has nice boobs, but here comes the but, she has had kids and the stomach area unfortunately shows the scars which was a bit of a turn off for me, IMHO a waste of £40, you can touch her boobs which are great actually,  she keeps her pants on and no owo or ow

A clock watcher too, if you don't get done in the time it's hard luck!!

On the whole I would visit again.

Offline wakefieldlad13



Thanks for your review

I believe this is the correct link External Link/Members Only
If so, the girl pictured does look pretty enough

How long was your booking for? and how much did you pay for your time with her

You say she works from a terraced house, what is the set up here, is there a proper massage table or ? could this be her home?


From what you state, this one may just need handling right, ok she will have her boundaries, which may or may not be flexible and a seasoned punter of Thais may just be able to see how flexible she may be, BUT keeping her knickers on for B2B is a no no in my eyes! once it was clear that the knickers were not coming off then you should have back peddled away from that half service

It may be the case that this is her home and other family members may have been present, which may play a part in what is or is not available

As for her being a clock watcher, if she wasnt asking you to leave before your time was up then calling her a CW may be a bit unfair, if you are not ready/have not finished then you could always ask to extend and pay the appropriate fee of course

Many girls dont rush you out, allowing an extra few minutes or so, some even go over quite a lot but at the ned of the day, you book a time and once that is up, its up

Again, thanks for your review, this one is about a 30-40 minute drive for me and being outside Hull centre could work for me

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Should probably be in massage reviews rather than escort reviews.

Offline Johan21

It was an hour appointment, the base massage price is £50 for an hour.

I think it is her home, a massage table is set up in the front room.

She did say she was keeping her pants on for b2b so as u say a waste of money, I won't be doing that again.

As re the clock watcher, I was 20 mins late, paid her the full money for the hour plus extras, but whe finished after 40 mins and said time is up, she had another customer.

I left and was outside in my car as I had phone emails to do, no one turned up for the next hour, so hence I though that was a bit uncoperative of her.

Would probably return but for massage and HE only.

Re.the last reply, this is in the massage section isn't it, or am I going more senile?!

Offline wakefieldlad13



Thanks for clarifying

Im afraid i dont have any sympathy with your case, even though it sounds to me like she may have played you just a bit, certainly with the B2B, but if she told you she was leaving her knickers on for the B2B prior to handing over the cash, then you only have yourself to blame

Again, as for the clock watching, in all fairness you were the one whom was 20 mins late, i know anyone can be late and this being the case i hope you made her aware of this rather than just turning up late, which is what any decent punter would have done and at this point most punters would also have confirmed her availability at your ETA

Either way, on arrival and prior to paying up, i would have put the ball back in her park, apologised for my tardiness and confirmed that the hour was still possible

If she said yes, then you should have got the hour, if she said no, you lose the 20 minutes then ok, you could have walked, but again, she cannot be blamed for this

Again, many regular girls and shops will work with you on this, tourers maybe not, but at the end of the day they are running a business not a social club


I also think it was a bit naughty sitting in your car outside her house/premises, regardless of you having calls to make, i cant believe someone would be so inconsiderate, you should have moved on, moved well away, IMO your actions here sounds to be a bit stalkerish!

Your presence could have caused issues with other residents, other potential punters and or even caused her or her family to have some anxiety over your actions

Ok, i can see you are a pretty new member, maybe even newish to punting, so rather than telling you to stop being a dick, i will say that you need to get a grip lad, wise up and pretty quick because if you dont then 1, these girls will take you for a ride and 2, you may end up getting a pull from the plod, or even worse from a pimp

Offline Johan21

I gave more information because you asked for it.

I'm not "a lad" far from it.

And I don't appreciate being called a "dick"

You certainly woudnt do it to my face I can tell you pal, because I'd deal with it, so don't do it on a website.

Offline wakefieldlad13

I gave more information because you asked for it.

I'm not "a lad" far from it.

And I don't appreciate being called a "dick"

You certainly woudnt do it to my face I can tell you pal, because I'd deal with it, so don't do it on a website.

Unless you are pushing 70 then you are a lad to me...

Didnt call you a dick, i said rather than calling you a dick, i said you need to get a grip 'lad'

I consider myself a reasonable respectful and considerate person, and am definitely non aggressive unless my hand is forced

It is true, i dont have an issue with speaking my mind when i feel it is called for, and if i learn that i am wrong, then i have no issue in apologising too, however, i certainly wouldnt say anything on here what i wouldnt say F2F


Your actions in sitting outside the girls premises for at least a hour is out of order and could be deemed to be threatening, and like i suggested, actions like that could land you in shit loads of trouble if she, her family or other residents called Plod to report you

But instead of taking my words as a bit of good advice, you choose to continue your threatening behaviour with your comments to myself, "You certainly woudnt do it to my face I can tell you pal, because I'd deal with it"  FFS grow up!

Maybe this is your style, but its not a good one :dash:, and though its not for me to point it out to you, but i will give you another bit of friendly advice, whether you want it or not, calm your threatening style or you may fall foul of rule 23 or at the very least, lose the the assistance of other members
« Last Edit: March 29, 2026, 11:39:58 pm by wakefieldlad13 »

Offline shiptonlad

Not very edifying on a public forum. Suggest you both desist.

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Re.the last reply, this is in the massage section isn't it, or am I going more senile?!

It has been moved it originally appeared in escort reviews when first posted.

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Re.the last reply, this is in the massage section isn't it, or am I going more senile?!

It has been moved it originally appeared in escort reviews when first posted.

It was moved on March 28th. We don't bother advising it's been done, doesn't affect anyone, just do it quietly in the background  :hi: