Author Topic: Herbal clinic Cricklewood - Nepalese Monica and Portugese Isabella 4hands  (Read 7292 times)

Offline Davebizz

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45 minutes £49 per girl + £50 Monica 2 finishes + £70 Isabella B2B 2 finishes

£218 in total - totally worth it.

Was having the craving for another massage after Lisa earlier on in the day. Having been to Herbal before (previously reviewed) i thought lets check it out. I phoned and they had several girls free including an indian therapist. They also have a pakistani lady who i also want to see another time. They dont have their own active website. I requested 4 hands which receptionist agreed to.

Walked in at 9pm. This is peak busy time and another 2 customers waited with me in reception felt a bit strange. Anyhow paid for time via card and then was shown to my massage room. Caught a glimpse of a few of the therapists including Lola who was smoking hot. Want to see her. Sadly she wasnt free. Another decent looking lady said hi but i dont think she was available she was a bit fat but decent face.

I remember their process from 2022 and they still follow it. Quite sublime i wish other joints followed this model:
- Waited in room.
- Receptionist/owner lady tells the girls to “go say hi to the customer”
- while you sit in the room each girl 1 by 1 knocks on the door, opens and says “hello”
- Then you tell receptionist who you want

On this occasion the shop was busy so there were only two therapists free and they were Portugese Isabella (stacked, pretty face, brazilian looking skin tone colour, nice body looks like she gyms, personality gives off party girl vibes, she is fucking sexy) and Nepali Monica (Very pretty face, glasses, Dark red lipstick, personality is friendly and respectable enough gives off a sensible wifey vibe, someone who if you saw outside youd think is a well behaved girl/religious, she is quite attractive)

With them two in the room the massage started i thought i was in for a treat - and boy wasnt i wrong!
Within the first 30 seconds i was taken into a different realm, they dimmed the lights so that it was that kinda dark red theme. They then started massaging my legs, thighs, chest shoulders and arms. Not before long mr 7 inch had lengthened. They then took turns walking around the table and taking turns gently massaging my balls and penis. This went on for about 10 mins before isabella took off her clothes. My gosh her tits were humungous. She is then sliding that around my body my penis starts giving me a titjob. She then works her way round to the top of the table near my head and dumps the mellons on my face whilst monika is wanking me off. Things were seriously hot i was moaning and groaning away you could probably here me from outside but they didnt care. There are about 6 rooms i can imagine if you stood in the corridoor while all rooms are busy youd think you were in a farm with all the moaning sounds coming from each room. Then things got even more spicy Isabella started making out using her tongue and kissing first my chest, then shed bite my ear, then kiss my face, then work her away across my neck. All this while monica was racing away with her wanking my cock and caressing my balls. This was too much i shot a meaty load! It flew out landed on my chest. I had shot an even bigger load then when with lisa earlier that day! Shows you how aroused and attracted to them i was. Looks makes all the difference !

Cleaned up and same as earlier my penis doesnt retract it stays semi hard. They commence massaging my legs and body and not before long i was standing at maximum height once again. They repeated the same sort of process as round 1. Both working their way round the table, taking turns with my penis but then i requested that both put their hands on mr 7 inch which they did. One hand each tugging me is off was seriously hot. Then came the finishing move again isabella shoved her tits in my face and went to work making out with my neck and face while monica vigorously handing me off. I came again and in emphatic fashion another big one sprouted out. Would love to see them both again when i havent ejaculated in a good few days. I reckon theyd cause some wall splatters potentially ;)

Headed out and both said bye to me. Had a review chat with owner. All in all v friendly and amazing service from all. Professional all the way.

Monica - works wednesday and thursday
Isabella - works monday - saturday

During massage did ask if blowjob provided and they do not.

This wasnt a positive, it was a super positive.

Would i return? Is that even a question
« Last Edit: March 26, 2026, 06:37:06 am by Davebizz »

Offline Bangman

I must say, I love the way you wrote this review with such enthusiasm, you even loved the way the lights were dimmed.

Within the first 30 seconds i was taken into a different realm, they dimmed the lights so that it was that kinda dark red theme.

But, even though I enjoyed reading your review, im not convinced. I was hoping they improved, but same old, good looking fit girls, bad massage, few extras in which sometimes its decent BUT at a very high cost.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2026, 09:54:50 am by Bangman »

Offline OliverK

Amazing review.  Sounds like you had a fun and memorable time.

I still remember the last time I was at this place. Unforgettable. 
Those girls are so sexy. A different world to your TCM place.
Very tempted to try Isabella.

Offline Davebizz

I must say, I love the way you wrote this review with such enthusiasm, you even loved the way the lights were dimmed.

But, even though I enjoyed reading your review, im not convinced. I was hoping they improved, but same old, good looking fit girls, bad massage, few extras in which sometimes its decent BUT at a very high cost.

Thanks mate. I try my best to write it in a way that readers here can resonate and imagine for themselves what their own experience could look like. I hate descriptions just saying “great massage” - that doesnt tell you anything.

Ok i see your point. IF you are looking for an actual good massage in addition to extras go to somewhere like MAITHAI in hendon. They are professional thai masseuses.
IF you are looking for some seriously sexy eye candy to look at + young girls who give extras + enjoy light touch massage style and caressing of your body then this is the place. It was my first ever 4 hands so that coupled with how they took care of my body i could feel the amount of oxytocin being released was insane. Even post massage i was buzzing. I have only been here twice now but that is going to increase. In fact im getting the craving to go again today. About to text as they can send over todays rota who is working and what nationalities.

If you are after just one happy ending (i usually need 2) then £30 extra should be fine. You could try and haggle to £20 which is the going rate usually i suppose.

Offline Davebizz

Amazing review.  Sounds like you had a fun and memorable time.

I still remember the last time I was at this place. Unforgettable. 
Those girls are so sexy. A different world to your TCM place.
Very tempted to try Isabella.

You bet! I wont ever forget this one. I should add which i forgot to mention in the review they both are young and would be around the 22-25 age range. Isabella could definitely be a magazine model. Monica more good girl gnd

Its like “the building of heavens” as you are just surrounded by hot chicks. Reminds me of uni club nights where youd be walking thru a club and look left see a smoker then look right see another smoker.

Am really tempted to go again today texted them and here who is available today.
Hi Today we have Nepal monica, Italian Vicky , Spanish Luna, new Colombia Jassica, Brailian Angel , new Spanish  Ariel, new indian Rani, braziian Larrisa

My concern is there is too many to choose from say if they are all smokers how do i pick  :wackogirl:

Offline Davebizz

Caught a glimpse of a few of the therapists including Lola who was smoking hot. Want to see her. Sadly she wasnt free.

Her name is actually Luna and she is available today. Tempted to see her. Will see

Offline MrWelly

Her name is actually Luna and she is available today. Tempted to see her. Will see
I saw and reviewed Luna about a year ago. Friendly girl with large enhanced tits who gave a very nice covered BJ. Enjoy if you get the chance

Offline MotorB

What would you say Isabella's cheb size was?

Offline Davebizz

I saw and reviewed Luna about a year ago. Friendly girl with large enhanced tits who gave a very nice covered BJ. Enjoy if you get the chance

I did go to see her today. I also then went to see Rehana from UKSugarBabes/First class indian escorts afterwards.
Both were amazing but Lunas expereince was sensational so many firsts. Funny she said she doesnt do BJ or FS.
These reviews shall be posted v soon  :lol:

Offline Davebizz

What would you say Isabella's cheb size was?

They were naturals so werent perky like say Lunas. But they were quite the size id say C for sure and probably D. She has a black mole on one of her tits. Hot chick for sure she wasnt even wearing makeup but she looked smoking af  :wacko:

Offline OliverK

You bet! I wont ever forget this one. I should add which i forgot to mention in the review they both are young and would be around the 22-25 age range. Isabella could definitely be a magazine model. Monica more good girl gnd

The girl I saw there was 23 years old and her body was so perfectly ripe it looked like it was created by AI!

Its like “the building of heavens” as you are just surrounded by hot chicks. Reminds me of uni club nights where youd be walking thru a club and look left see a smoker then look right see another smoker.

Am really tempted to go again today texted them and here who is available today.
Hi Today we have Nepal monica, Italian Vicky , Spanish Luna, new Colombia Jassica, Brailian Angel , new Spanish  Ariel, new indian Rani, braziian Larrisa

My concern is there is too many to choose from say if they are all smokers how do i pick  :wackogirl:

This is a real problem! But what an amazing problem to have! 
I really don't know where they get all these young and busty smokeshows. I've never been anywhere like this before.

If I had your cash and lived closer I'd be in there every day!  Sadly it's quite far out for me so I have no idea when I can get back there.



Offline Davebizz

The girl I saw there was 23 years old and her body was so perfectly ripe it looked like it was created by AI!

This is a real problem! But what an amazing problem to have! 
I really don't know where they get all these young and busty smokeshows. I've never been anywhere like this before.

If I had your cash and lived closer I'd be in there every day!  Sadly it's quite far out for me so I have no idea when I can get back there.

Oh mate totally!

Going back there tonight hopefully. Review incoming  :wackogirl:

Offline Jordanstar7520

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45 minutes £49 per girl + £50 Monica 2 finishes + £70 Isabella B2B 2 finishes

£218 in total - totally worth it.

Was having the craving for another massage after Lisa earlier on in the day. Having been to Herbal before (previously reviewed) i thought lets check it out. I phoned and they had several girls free including an indian therapist. They also have a pakistani lady who i also want to see another time. They dont have their own active website. I requested 4 hands which receptionist agreed to.

Walked in at 9pm. This is peak busy time and another 2 customers waited with me in reception felt a bit strange. Anyhow paid for time via card and then was shown to my massage room. Caught a glimpse of a few of the therapists including Lola who was smoking hot. Want to see her. Sadly she wasnt free. Another decent looking lady said hi but i dont think she was available she was a bit fat but decent face.

I remember their process from 2022 and they still follow it. Quite sublime i wish other joints followed this model:
- Waited in room.
- Receptionist/owner lady tells the girls to “go say hi to the customer”
- while you sit in the room each girl 1 by 1 knocks on the door, opens and says “hello”
- Then you tell receptionist who you want

On this occasion the shop was busy so there were only two therapists free and they were Portugese Isabella (stacked, pretty face, brazilian looking skin tone colour, nice body looks like she gyms, personality gives off party girl vibes, she is fucking sexy) and Nepali Monica (Very pretty face, glasses, Dark red lipstick, personality is friendly and respectable enough gives off a sensible wifey vibe, someone who if you saw outside youd think is a well behaved girl/religious, she is quite attractive)

With them two in the room the massage started i thought i was in for a treat - and boy wasnt i wrong!
Within the first 30 seconds i was taken into a different realm, they dimmed the lights so that it was that kinda dark red theme. They then started massaging my legs, thighs, chest shoulders and arms. Not before long mr 7 inch had lengthened. They then took turns walking around the table and taking turns gently massaging my balls and penis. This went on for about 10 mins before isabella took off her clothes. My gosh her tits were humungous. She is then sliding that around my body my penis starts giving me a titjob. She then works her way round to the top of the table near my head and dumps the mellons on my face whilst monika is wanking me off. Things were seriously hot i was moaning and groaning away you could probably here me from outside but they didnt care. There are about 6 rooms i can imagine if you stood in the corridoor while all rooms are busy youd think you were in a farm with all the moaning sounds coming from each room. Then things got even more spicy Isabella started making out using her tongue and kissing first my chest, then shed bite my ear, then kiss my face, then work her away across my neck. All this while monica was racing away with her wanking my cock and caressing my balls. This was too much i shot a meaty load! It flew out landed on my chest. I had shot an even bigger load then when with lisa earlier that day! Shows you how aroused and attracted to them i was. Looks makes all the difference !

Cleaned up and same as earlier my penis doesnt retract it stays semi hard. They commence massaging my legs and body and not before long i was standing at maximum height once again. They repeated the same sort of process as round 1. Both working their way round the table, taking turns with my penis but then i requested that both put their hands on mr 7 inch which they did. One hand each tugging me is off was seriously hot. Then came the finishing move again isabella shoved her tits in my face and went to work making out with my neck and face while monica vigorously handing me off. I came again and in emphatic fashion another big one sprouted out. Would love to see them both again when i havent ejaculated in a good few days. I reckon theyd cause some wall splatters potentially ;)

Headed out and both said bye to me. Had a review chat with owner. All in all v friendly and amazing service from all. Professional all the way.

Monica - works wednesday and thursday
Isabella - works monday - saturday

During massage did ask if blowjob provided and they do not.

This wasnt a positive, it was a super positive.

Would i return? Is that even a question

That sounds bloody amazing. So you’re saying they didn’t even bother with a massage and you guys went straight to B2B? No normal massage with cc swipes? I want to book isabella with someone else today but. I like the build up and cc swipes?