Author Topic: Sex Dolls vs Hookers  (Read 7456 times)

Offline Vice Admiral

This week's Sunday Times magazine carries an eight-page (!) article about sex toys.  I don't think an article about vibrators would have appeared in the days when Harold Evans was the editor.  On the other hand, to be fair, the paper has always been known for its penetrative journalism.

The article focused on the Lovehoney Group, the world's largest sex toy retailer. 

"Sex dolls are being re-imagined," we learn, "incorporating AI technology to enable changing facial expressions and the ability to carry out conversations - yours for about £10,000."

So, sex doll or "live" girl?  Which is best?

Obviously you don't get "changing facial expressions and the ability to carry out conversations" from a Romanian hooker.

On the other hand, there's some change out of £10,000.  Also it doesn't feel as if you're fucking plastic.

Usually.


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At my (or our) age £10k would be an inappropriate long term investment, unless it could be bequeathed to a close relative or friend, and on the understanding that it is returned to manufacturer’s original settings before being handed over to new keeper.


Offline RandomGuy99

and probably quite hard to explain to the bin man or down the local recycling centre.

Offline Munter84

£10k buys a lot of hookers. For me, that would be several years's worth at my current rate. All that novelty, all that variety - or, I could get a rather creepy latex doll that is the same every time, requires cleaning, and I'd have to hide from house guests.

Having said that, the day sex bots become both affordable and indistinguishable from real women, a LOT of brasses will be out of a job. No ghosting, no B&S, no chance of catching STIs. The initial outlay and then free shags for life, unless they come with some kind of subscription plan (knowing capitalism, this is probably exactly what will happen). No moral grey area or ethical problems.

Offline myothernameis


So, sex doll or "live" girl?  Which is best

IF using a sex doll for sex, and you put on a rubber, is this bareback sex with doll  :scare: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline simon07

I wish time travel was possible and a sex robot from the future might visit my local pub. It might be an exciting encounter if I could pull her.  :yahoo:

Offline Charliehutton

They'd sure beat tossing yourself off over the underwear section of your Mum's Grattan catalogue.

Offline rebelscum

IF using a sex doll for sex, and you put on a rubber, is this bareback sex with doll  :scare: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I guess if it's with a robot, you could end up with a virus!  :D

Offline Kingfisher69

incorporating AI technology to enable changing facial expressions and the ability to carry out conversations

That's just what I need, a sex doll telling me 'not tonight dear I have a headache'.

Offline RandomGuy99

That's just what I need, a sex doll telling me 'not tonight dear I have a headache'.
and don't forget to put the bins out.

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That's just what I need, a sex doll telling me 'not tonight dear I have a headache'.

Or more likely, not tonight dear I’ve a hard drive defrag scheduled.

Offline Jacksonwood

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i was a Kays catalogue underwear section aficionados - one of my mates from school's sister was one of the models. I did an actually recognise her when she came arousn when we were playing frogger on his Vic20. I was somewhat starstruck - i never told Gareth that i'd expended gallons of man paste over his sisters pics 🤣
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Offline Mr Rollison

What if like Skynet, they become aware and screw you to death?
Or in my case, a non stop hand job and my willy falls off.

Offline Stevelondon

It would be funny. A burglary gets reported and the police asking for a list of items stolen.
One latex oriental looking sex doll etc.

Then of course as the sale of these things become more common and normalised.
The ads for second hand ones for sale.
Low mileage model
Only ever used for oral  :D :lol:

Offline Arripotter1971

They'd sure beat tossing yourself off over the underwear section of your Mum's Grattan catalogue.

Showing your age - It was readers digest for me !!!

Offline DastardlyDick

Showing your age - It was readers digest for me !!!
Readers Digest had lingerie pages?
I remember jazz mags being surreptitiously traded round Secondary School 'swap my Fiesta for your Penthouse?'

Offline DastardlyDick

That's just what I need, a sex doll telling me 'not tonight dear I have a headache'.
Could happen sooner than you think
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Offline mr.bluesky

'swap my Fiesta for your Penthouse?'

Thats not a very good deal, a car for some luxury property  :D

Offline DastardlyDick

Thats not a very good deal, a car for some luxury property  :D

 :lol: I should have chosen better - Men Only for Playbirds?


Offline RandomGuy99

This one is multi-functional as it could double as a coat rack or umbrella stand.

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Offline Darren101


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That one looks pretty good. The headless ones would be like banging a decapitated corpse.  :scare:

Offline RandomGuy99

That one looks pretty good. The headless ones would be like banging a decapitated corpse.  :scare:

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Offline Thephoenix

What happens when the sex dolls get full?

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Anyone got a few pounds to spend, this one is out of some of our reaches



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Just wished I’d thought of using an alias 🤷🏼

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What happens when the sex dolls get full?

You call up one of those contractors who empty septic tanks.

Offline Thephoenix

You call up one of those contractors who empty septic tanks.

I'm a bit confused.
Do you empty the contents into a septic tank, or is there some kind of non return foo foo clack valve on the doll?

Does that mean it's possible to buy pre-used models?
I'll have to check in my local British Heart Foundation shop.
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Offline RandomGuy99

What happens when the sex dolls get full?
There's a valve on the side, so after a few days when it's full you can drain it into a bucket.

You have to store them under the bed, hanging in a wardrobe or you can leave them chilling on a chair in your house, but watch out for the window cleaner spotting it.

Offline RandomGuy99

- Immediately after use, remove any removable parts (vaginal/anal inserts, wigs, clothing) and rinse them separately with warm water.

- Rinse the main doll or the specific orifice(s) with warm (not hot) water to flush out fluids and lubricants.

- Clean orifices and inserts with a mild, antibacterial, unscented soap or a toy cleaner formulated for sex toys:
  - Use a soft cloth, sponge, or a dedicated soft brush to gently clean inner surfaces.
  - For deep cleaning of cavities, use a douche bulb or syringe to flush with soapy water, then rinse thoroughly.

- For dolls with removable silicone/TPE parts: follow manufacturer guidance. Generally:
  - Silicone tolerates warm water and mild soap and can be disinfected with a 70% isopropyl alcohol wipe after washing.
  - TPE is more delicate: avoid alcohol and harsh chemicals; use mild soap only.

- Rinse all soap thoroughly until water runs clear.

- Dry completely:
  - Pat external surfaces with a soft, lint-free towel.
  - For orifices/cavities, use a clean towel or air-dry fully. Insert a sanitary drying stick or roll of paper towel wrapped in plastic to keep shape and speed drying.
  - Ensure internal cavities are fully dry before storage to prevent mold.

- Apply a renewing/anti-tack powder if recommended by the manufacturer:
  - For TPE, use cornstarch or a dedicated renewal powder to restore surface texture and prevent stickiness.
  - Avoid powders on silicone unless specified.

- Store the doll in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat. Keep in a position that avoids prolonged pressure on joints or soft parts; use the original box or a breathable cloth cover.

- Hygiene extras:
  - Use condoms during sex to reduce cleaning and risk of infection.
  - Disinfect toys with 70% isopropyl alcohol for silicone parts; for TPE, use only soap and water plus drying and powdering.
  - Inspect regularly for tears or damage; stop use if there are rips that can't be safely repaired.

- Always follow the manufacturer's care instructions when provided; they override generic guidance.

Offline RandomGuy99

You might be able to get spare vaginas or anuses, so you don't have to clean it everytime. You can then do a weekly vagina/anus wash and leave them sitting on the draining board to dry out. Just remember to clear them up if you're having visitors as a pile of rubber vaginas/anuses drying often causes questions to be asked.

Offline DastardlyDick

Find someone who likes felching. They might even pay you.

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

This strikes me as a lot of hassle for an expensive wank!

Offline RandomGuy99

Find someone who likes felching. They might even pay you.
Felching is a sexual practice that involves removing semen from someone's body—most commonly from the rectum—by means such as oral suction or a finger. It's considered a high-risk activity for sexually transmitted infections (STIs) (including HIV) because it can involve direct contact with semen and mucous membranes and may cause tissue trauma.

Precautions if someone chooses to engage in it:
- Understand the STI/HIV risks; avoid if either partner's status is unknown.
- Use barriers (condoms for penis-to-mouth contact, dental dams for oral-anal contact) and discard after use.
- Avoid if there are cuts, sores, or bleeding.
- Consider regular STI testing and discussing statuses with partners.
- Practice good hygiene (wash hands, trim and clean fingernails) and avoid fingering after anal sex without changing/cleaning barriers.

Offline Munter84

What happens when the sex dolls get full?

Just hang her up by the ankles and wait for the fluid to drain out. A bit alarming for your neighbours if you live in an apartment with a balcony, but needs must.

Offline B4bcock

What happens when the sex dolls get full?

There are warning signs.  Look out for a snotty nose and/or ear discharge.


Offline DastardlyDick

Felching is a sexual practice that involves removing semen from someone's body—most commonly from the rectum—by means such as oral suction or a finger. It's considered a high-risk activity for sexually transmitted infections (STIs) (including HIV) because it can involve direct contact with semen and mucous membranes and may cause tissue trauma.

Precautions if someone chooses to engage in it:
- Understand the STI/HIV risks; avoid if either partner's status is unknown.
- Use barriers (condoms for penis-to-mouth contact, dental dams for oral-anal contact) and discard after use.
- Avoid if there are cuts, sores, or bleeding.
- Consider regular STI testing and discussing statuses with partners.
- Practice good hygiene (wash hands, trim and clean fingernails) and avoid fingering after anal sex without changing/cleaning barriers.

I think you've misunderstood

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- Immediately after use, remove any removable parts (vaginal/anal inserts, wigs, clothing) and rinse them separately with warm water.

- Rinse the main doll or the specific orifice(s) with warm (not hot) water to flush out fluids and lubricants.

- Clean orifices and inserts with a mild, antibacterial, unscented soap or a toy cleaner formulated for sex toys:
  - Use a soft cloth, sponge, or a dedicated soft brush to gently clean inner surfaces.
  - For deep cleaning of cavities, use a douche bulb or syringe to flush with soapy water, then rinse thoroughly.

- For dolls with removable silicone/TPE parts: follow manufacturer guidance. Generally:
  - Silicone tolerates warm water and mild soap and can be disinfected with a 70% isopropyl alcohol wipe after washing.
  - TPE is more delicate: avoid alcohol and harsh chemicals; use mild soap only.

- Rinse all soap thoroughly until water runs clear.

- Dry completely:
  - Pat external surfaces with a soft, lint-free towel.
  - For orifices/cavities, use a clean towel or air-dry fully. Insert a sanitary drying stick or roll of paper towel wrapped in plastic to keep shape and speed drying.
  - Ensure internal cavities are fully dry before storage to prevent mold.

- Apply a renewing/anti-tack powder if recommended by the manufacturer:
  - For TPE, use cornstarch or a dedicated renewal powder to restore surface texture and prevent stickiness.
  - Avoid powders on silicone unless specified.

- Store the doll in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat. Keep in a position that avoids prolonged pressure on joints or soft parts; use the original box or a breathable cloth cover.

- Hygiene extras:
  - Use condoms during sex to reduce cleaning and risk of infection.
  - Disinfect toys with 70% isopropyl alcohol for silicone parts; for TPE, use only soap and water plus drying and powdering.
  - Inspect regularly for tears or damage; stop use if there are rips that can't be safely repaired.

- Always follow the manufacturer's care instructions when provided; they override generic guidance.

This is more aggro than having a real woman! In my experience they clean themselves (well most do)

Offline RandomGuy99

This is more aggro than having a real woman! In my experience they clean themselves (well most do)
I agree and the doll can't cook or do the vacuuming either.

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This is more aggro than having a real woman! In my experience they clean themselves (well most do)

Agreed +1, my preference is just to turn over and go to sleep, never mind two hours of industrial cleaning.

Offline Williams56

Was in Berlin recently, researched the cyber brothel and was tempted out of curiousity but didn't visit in the end.
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Offline Thephoenix

- Immediately after use, remove any removable parts (vaginal/anal inserts, wigs, clothing) and rinse them separately with warm water.


Yes but that's not just with dolls.

I remember the stag night years ago in Blackpool when I copped off with Gladys Negative from Funny Girls.

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Was in Berlin recently, researched the cyber brothel and was tempted out of curiousity but didn't visit in the end.
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Plentiful supply of the real thing in Berlin I’d imagine.

I can see being tempted to give a doll a go, but not sure about in a brothel where there is always the chance that some unscrupulous disgruntled employee might video your efforts and blackmail you, or post it online just for laughs.

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- Immediately after use, remove any removable parts (vaginal/anal inserts, wigs, clothing) and rinse them separately with warm water.

- Rinse the main doll or the specific orifice(s) with warm (not hot) water to flush out fluids and lubricants.

- Clean orifices and inserts with a mild, antibacterial, unscented soap or a toy cleaner formulated for sex toys:
  - Use a soft cloth, sponge, or a dedicated soft brush to gently clean inner surfaces.
  - For deep cleaning of cavities, use a douche bulb or syringe to flush with soapy water, then rinse thoroughly.

- For dolls with removable silicone/TPE parts: follow manufacturer guidance. Generally:
  - Silicone tolerates warm water and mild soap and can be disinfected with a 70% isopropyl alcohol wipe after washing.
  - TPE is more delicate: avoid alcohol and harsh chemicals; use mild soap only.

- Rinse all soap thoroughly until water runs clear.

- Dry completely:
  - Pat external surfaces with a soft, lint-free towel.
  - For orifices/cavities, use a clean towel or air-dry fully. Insert a sanitary drying stick or roll of paper towel wrapped in plastic to keep shape and speed drying.

That all sounds a bit Fred West to me, what happened to laying back and sharing a fag.

Offline mrwhite

Was in Berlin recently, researched the cyber brothel and was tempted out of curiousity but didn't visit in the end.
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I think I posted a link to that place the last time there was a thread about dolls.

Offline y101y

Was in Berlin recently, researched the cyber brothel and was tempted out of curiousity but didn't visit in the end.
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I’m going to Berlin and am tempted! Easy to get the real thing there but this would certainly be a unique experience.

Little worried about being filmed so perhaps I wear a disguise?