Well where to start with this absolute disaster of a punt. A funny punt is one way to describe it. I got sucked off by a chav while her dog attempted to lick my nuts. Please read on.
Text the advertisement today, appointment easy to make. Agreed £50 for owo and CIM. Nothing else. Address given and on my way. I pull up to a house in thornaby just off a66. Not the worst but certainly no west end. Was a town house. Text for door number no answer. Rang her and got a life story about her sisters dog, she needs time to lock her dog in kitchen or SHE WILL BITE ME she will be 15 min blah blah. Sounded like she was in car. Thought ahh il give it 10 minute. Messaged her again 10 min later no reply, so thought fuck it back to work. Messaged saying can't wait any longer. 5 minutes she rings me when on route to work "where are you" thinking with my cock, I turned back around in car and knocked on door. Took her ages to answer. I thought here we go again. Was about to walk and door opened. She answered the door and was quite pleased. Deffo her in pics, Tight gym shark leggings and top, real chavvy looking slut, OTT makeup and big hoop earrings. The type of dirty chav you would stare at in the queue at Tesco check out. Her assed looked great in the leggings. House was tidy enough and clean but she was smoking and house was filled with smoke I stank at end of it. Handed over cash and laid on bed then her dog jumps up and starts licking my face. No attempt was made to move it so when she wasn't looking I shouved it off the bed. She starts sucking my cock and tbf it was not a bad bj at all. Bit rough at times but not too bad. Her dog starts barking then jumps on bed and licks my leg. I am fuming now and tell her to remove the dog. She does, then immediately lets it back it because it starts howling. She forces it to stay under the bed and gets to work on my cock again. I am getting right into it and forcefully pull her leggings down and move her thong to side to finger her (hairy) pussy. She is dripping wet and really gets into it, spitting and gagging on my cock. Then out of nowhere her dog jumps on the bed and starts licking me EVERYWHERE below the waist. I am beyond fuming at this point so she throws the dog of the bed aggressively but in doing so the bloody mutt scratches my leg and there is a bit of blood drawn. She throws the dog into another room. When she gets back to work I am giving her quite the throat fucking and shoot my load down her throat, I was beyond frustrated and really pissed off by this point as she clearly didn't want the dog to be out the room, fuck knows why. She runs to bathroom (Same floor) and sounds like she is wrenching and gagging on my cum , then I hear her brush her teeth. Then she spends next minute hawking up everything she can. Really off putting. I pull my pants up and step onto landing then the door opens in the other bedroom and another girl sticks her head out the door (the room where the daft mutt was thrown) and the mutt comes running back out. She says ohh this is my sister (The girl not the dog) to which her sister replies ohh wow a hot man in uniform or something along them lines (I had nordic trousers on WTF). I go to leave and she says to me, "well you have my number, come fuck me silly next time" and gives me a naughty look that seemed quite genuine, and I will be honest would have loved to have seen at the start of the meet.
So despite what happened I was driving back thinking that wasn't all bad not withstanding the bloody dog. I go to take a drink from my bottle and I get a whiff of my fingers that were inside her. I kid you not when I say I nearly threw up there and then on the A19. VILE. So its safe to safe its a fat negative.
Hygiene -10/10
Location 4/10
Girl 5/10 naughty chivvy looking lass but bit of tummy which she hid well. She was friendly enough albeit chivvy rough.
Service 4/10 wasn't a bad BJ
VFM 4/10
Will have to get myself a rabies Jab now.............. Probably need to get something for the dog scratch swell
Sexyy sassy diva... let's make ure dreams come teue
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