Free signed photo with every booking ...

[Declan_C]

While looking through the search noticed a escort who has been mentioned on UKP (not going to mention her as i'm not her pimp)  who is giving away a free signed picture with every 30mins or more booking as a Xmas special.

Well that's my Christmas present sorted.  All I need is to buy a frame.

But if this the kind of Christmas special you are wanting..

What would you want of an escort that would make you book her on Christmas Eve.

Personally I wouldn't mind a signed photo as long as I was the photographer who took the photo.. she is on my list to shoot.

So Merry Christmas to you all and hope your Christmas specials come true.

[Sailormack]

While looking through the search noticed a escort who has been mentioned on UKP (not going to mention her as i'm not her pimp)  who is giving away a free signed picture with every 30mins or more booking as a Xmas special.

Well that's my Christmas present sorted.  All I need is to buy a frame.

But if this the kind of Christmas special you are wanting..

What would you want of an escort that would make you book her on Christmas Eve.

Personally I wouldn't mind a signed photo as long as I was the photographer who took the photo.. she is on my list to shoot.

So Merry Christmas to you all and hope your Christmas specials come true.

Look forward to seeing you at the useless information awards 

[Quesadilla]

While looking through the search noticed a escort who has been mentioned on UKP (not going to mention her as i'm not her pimp)  who is giving away a free signed picture with every 30mins or more booking as a Xmas special.

Well that's my Christmas present sorted.  All I need is to buy a frame.

But if this the kind of Christmas special you are wanting..

What would you want of an escort that would make you book her on Christmas Eve.

Personally I wouldn't mind a signed photo as long as I was the photographer who took the photo.. she is on my list to shoot.

So Merry Christmas to you all and hope your Christmas specials come true.

All I want (and am on schedule to get!) for my Christmas Eve punt is mutual rimming and A levels from a very cute brunette - but a signed photo wouldn't go amiss! 

[myothernameis]

While looking through the search noticed a escort who has been mentioned on UKP (not going to mention her as i'm not her pimp)  who is giving away a free signed picture with every 30mins or more booking as a Xmas special.

I won't mention her either, but she works with little lori, enough said

[Fourthreesemi]

Aye seen that 2. I was totally PMSL

She's what you'd want if u didnae have a bmw.

[JazzMan]

How fantastic.
That is just so generous of her.
I’m so excited that this young lady would sign and give away a photo of herself for us.
I definitely want one of those.
I will hang it on my wall and look at it every night before I go to bed and think to myself that ‘I must be the luckiest guy in Scotland’.
What an amazing honour to not only have a photo but a signed photo.
I’m overcome by this unexpected gift from a cock sucking spunk swallowing scumbag prostitute.
I may also wipe my arse with it if I run out of toilet paper.

[Marmalade]

Not so fast, my friend. Why not sell it to the Daily Mail and use the proceeds to fund your punting for the next year?

I'm not seriously suggesting you would sink to such a level of course JazzMan, but I'm sure some low-life reporter may have already thought of it.