Author Topic: Alice Bijoux Baker Street  (Read 1056 times)

Offline rups

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Comms: Friendly lady on the phone. Booking was quick and efficient, as was providing the precise apartment on arrival.

Location / Apartment: No more than a 5 min walk from Baker Street tube station.  Directed from the hall into a small bedroom.  The hall was fairly well maintained and the decor was in good condition.  The room with ensuite was small but again in reasonable condition.

Price: £600 for 90 mins

The Lady: A late 20s American girl - site advertises 27 which feels accurate.  Alice had a very nice toned / skinny figure.  Whilst I am not an expert on breast size, I would say the 34D that was advertised looks like an exaggeration - looked more like a 34B to me.  Looks wise I would say 7 maybe 7.5 / 10.  I couldn't say I had a wow moment when I saw her though - my hopes were a fraction higher.  Alice does have a surprise up her sleeve though - a throwback to a long distant period in the form of a huge hairy wild bush.  Tastes vary as we are so used to the smooth shaved look - some will love it though.

The Meeting: A strange meeting and really a disappointing meeting.  I don't know whether more established reviewers than me have a specific term for escorts who seem to engage in filibusting.  I had to initiate action as she would have talked forever, and then during action seemed happy to run down the clock with talking.  Then there were multiple bathroom visits.  A combination of talking and bathroom visits ran down the clock - it sort of seemed like any excuse to avoid action.  The action itself comprised of LFK which never really developed into DFK, OWO with CIM (no swallow) and just one round.  The oral was unusual - plenty of dancing around the object and again required me to direct her into more conventional oral.  I don't like taking a lead like this as everything feels unnatural, involuntary / forced.  Sex itself wouldn't have happened unless again I requested.

Conclusion: Some might say shouldn't this review be a negative.  The timewasting, the reluctance to engage etc points to a negative.  However, notwithstanding the obvious negatives she is a pleasant girl with a nice figure.  I just feel she is not a good escort / uncomfortable being an escort and hence engages in running down the clock tactics.  Bijoux rates aren't cheap and hence this meeting was poor value for money.  Could not recommend and would not repeat.



Offline massagepuntingfan

Sorry to read this dude. Sounds like a negative all day long to me but your rating and review. Paying a premium doesn't necessarily guarantee a good service and makes this site the more important to us punters. Others on the site would recommend being a bit more forthright in taking the lead but for me I'm more of a go with the flow person so when an SP starts playing sillybuggers I find it challenging to change the direction of a punt.
Good luck with your next one.

Online koshkaj

As a bit of a chatty punter myself, i would say filibusting on the SPs side is frowned upon. whether this is talking, frequent trips to the bathroom, breaks in the action etc. double if you try to move things along and it continues. and at the price you paid, totally unacceptable. i have become a bit more assertive now when it comes to these tactics. i am a go with the flow, but i intend to get what i pay for.

all those aspects read like a negative to me, but it's your review and your rating.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2026, 11:41:09 am by koshkaj »

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Thanks for the review. I echo what the others have said. At any price point time wasting is frustrating and really detracts from the overall experience. However, considering this is more at the premium end, I would've considered complaining to the agency if only to let them know they have a poor performer on their books.

Offline rdcwolf

I met Alice beginning of this year, and Im still processing what I thought of her.

I will definitely agree, there was a lot tactics basically for her not to fully perform. She would perform certain things but any chance to deflect and waste your time, she would. I havent been back since. So yes, its a neutral bordering negative for me.

Offline rups

I will definitely agree, there was a lot tactics basically for her not to fully perform. She would perform certain things but any chance to deflect and waste your time, she would.

I wish I had known :) 

Reassuring to know that I'm not the only one though.  There were lots of little things which cumulatively ran down the clock - I think she has had a huge brainstorming session to generate a list of 101 timewasting tactics.