PLEASURE JADE-BR - Birmingham

[Paul9144]

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Comms/Extra Services:

Via txt messages - Initially fast and responsive with services listed (although, A-Levels listed on AW profile) but not in the txt messages so I asked...Then, she shortly after confirmed that it's not a service that she provides - don't advertise it then...OWO £40 extra. Kissing £20 extra and £40 extra for her receiving oral. She or the person handling her comms couldn't spell properly "liking pussy" but there we go I wouldn't have taken any extras if she seen me.

Booking Type & Length:

Incall Booking - Half Hour.

Location:

Apartments in the Birmingham City Centre. Chargeable street parking on adjacent roads (8am-6pm).

The Girl/Her Appearance:

Can't tell you. I wasn't seen by her.

The Booking:

I arrived at the location to not be seen and have my time wasted.

The Verdict/Overall Feelings:

Negative - Do not book her guys.

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[Iloveoral]

Thanks for your first review and welcome to UKP 

[HeadGame]

Was eyeing this one up- she looks pretty fit. Brazilians timings and reliability can be hit or miss as it’s not them handling the comms. If someone arrives before you they will not honor the booking and go with whoever is there at the time.
Shame you didn’t hang around and wait for her to reply back

[Paul9144]

Thanks for your first review and welcome to UKP 

Thanks mate, really appreciate that and delighted to be onboard!

[Paul9144]

Was eyeing this one up- she looks pretty fit. Brazilians timings and reliability can be hit or miss as it’s not them handling the comms. If someone arrives before you they will not honor the booking and go with whoever is there at the time.
Shame you didn’t hang around and wait for her to reply back

Yes, you could be accurate in saying that someone may have already been in there before me. However, that isn't good enough. I did hang on until 16:45hrs. I believe that is reasonable enough time to wait, considering that I was in the Birmingham City Centre heading towards peak traffic times, I couldn't hang about. And guess what...she still hasn't replied. That's really unacceptable and shows a total lack of care for clients time.

[runner in the woods]

Sorry to hear your tale, she looks tidy, but the extras are a bit high for what's normally In with the price.
Thanks for reviewing her.

[Paul9144]

You're welcome I did think that her extras are on the high side but wanted to see others opinions on that, so thanks.

FYI - I was supposed to put this a quote text reply to @runner in the woods.

[thebastard]

Just fyi, she's back but comms are terrible so I've not been able to see her.  Doesn't inspire much confidence though!

[shandingo]

Just fyi, she's back but comms are terrible so I've not been able to see her.  Doesn't inspire much confidence though!

I wouldn't let it put you off , we had a great time. I also had booking issues , I arrived and she said go away because apparently the Police was there , even though escorting is fully legal lol , but she sent a photo to prove. I then saw her later. Maybe it was a lie , maybe it wasn't but it was the wait IMO.

[thebastard]

I wouldn't let it put you off , we had a great time. I also had booking issues , I arrived and she said go away because apparently the Police was there , even though escorting is fully legal lol , but she sent a photo to prove. I then saw her later. Maybe it was a lie , maybe it wasn't but it was the wait IMO.

Ok noted!

[Paul9144]

Just fyi, she's back but comms are terrible so I've not been able to see her.  Doesn't inspire much confidence though!

That's my issue, the comms & obviously as per my review, she didn't see me.

In addition, I take issue with her profile stating A-Levels, then her or her comms handler admitting that she doesn't do A-Levels as I've evidenced in the attached txt messages, says sorry lol and still don't take it down.

However, she has been reviewed positively twice since, so I have been quietly contemplating another attempt.

[Paul9144]

I wouldn't let it put you off , we had a great time. I also had booking issues , I arrived and she said go away because apparently the Police was there , even though escorting is fully legal lol , but she sent a photo to prove. I then saw her later. Maybe it was a lie , maybe it wasn't but it was the wait IMO.

Is there a reason why you didn't mention and disclose the above information in your review of her?

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Total Price = £140 : £90 h/h + extras ( OWO = £30 and DFK = £20 )

Location : 25 mins walk from New Street . However, I would recommend parking at Tesco Spring Hill as it is only a 10 min walk from there.

Booking: Whatsapp sms , clear price list given , quick response time. Apartment block easy to find , picture given. Standard quality block of apartments for an SP , nothing special.

The Girl :
She was beautiful , exactly like her pics and vids. Pretty face , especially her big brown doe eyes. Lip filler present , tastefully done not excessive. She was slim and petite with double D enhanced tiis ( visible boob underside scars of course ) with a decent bum. Stands around 5 ft 4 if I were to guess. Makeup done well with a pretty smile and nice teeth.

The Service :
Handed over the cash. The DFK was good , some good tongue action ; very nice. She took control and sucked on her nipples on her juicy tits. She took off the panties , doesn't really let you cop a feel of her pussy. OWO was very nice too , she licked it up and down sucked it for as long as I told her to. A slight hint of rushing but I was late to the meet tbf. She then mounted on cowgirl after applying lube to my johnny, a classic trying to make you cum fast position btw lol. I let ride and it felt so good I was trying not to cum already  . Next I hit in missionary , she let me pound away. Next in doggy , which I wasn't a fan off her ass is nothing crazy and I caught a slight unpleasant whiff which was a slight turn off. Then I hit in missionary again , kissing her and pounding away and I blew the bag. She seemed to enjoy it and acted very well to create a immersive experience .

Handed wet wipes to clean up and then asked for a massage. Wanted to shower together but she couldn't get her hair wet. She was a very good masseuse lol , the best massage I have had from a hooker. Got dressed then gave her kiss on the lips and left to end a very nice punt.

Overall :
Girl 8/10
Service 9/10
Personality 9/10
Hygeine 6/10

Conclusion Definitely would recommend , a pretty girl with a nice body with good service is all we look for  . I think she leaves to a new city on Monday but hopefully she will be in the UK , for a while as she is definitely my type and will be seeing again.

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[shandingo]

Is there a reason why you didn't mention and disclose the above information in your review of her?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=452829.0

Because it wasn't a big issue worth mentioning , I still saw her later. It is also such an odd rare occurrence , it doesn't really help any future punters out. In hindsight perhaps I should've.