HE without the massage

[Gameboy121]

Has anybody ever requested or been given an HE without the full body massage?

Sometimes I just fancy the former without the latter. I appreciate that the establishment needs to make their margin, but wonder if anyone has had the cheek to request just a handjob, or gone in for say, a foot massage and asked for extra's. l might TOFTT if no-one has got there first.

[Barneypunt]

Why wouldn’t you just book an escort and get a handjob? If you don’t care about the massage then why go to a massage shop?

[Camtucker19971]

Why wouldn’t you just book an escort and get a handjob? If you don’t care about the massage then why go to a massage shop?

Maybe because he has to pay the full price for escort regardless what he wants, maybe he just wants to pay cheap for quick hand job lol

[daviemac]

Maybe because he has to pay the full price for escort regardless what he wants, maybe he just wants to pay cheap for quick hand job lol

Find one that does 15 minute quickies, massage places do 30 mins minimum and there's no guarantee of extras.

[sparkus]

I used to have a deal going with a reg in a shop near me that if I visited somewhere new and no extras were offered then I could go there and she'd finish the task no questions asked, just the extras fee handed over. Just a tut and a tug.

[Stevelondon]

As far as the OP’s question goes.
I’m sure a lot of massage places would be happy just giving him a hand job without the massage. Just as long as he is paying the massage fee as well as the extra for the wank. 🤷🏼
 Unless he can find somewhere like sparkus had.

I mean the shop has to have its cut.

[Jonestown]

Might as well do it yourself, save the trouble of getting dressed and going out, save the money for beer and fags, or cocoa & cake.

On reflection I remember someone coming into Living Health on Fulham High Street and asking the mamasan (no mean woman) if he could just have the second half of the massage, still had to pay the full 30 min price though.

[RogerHealey]

I used to have a deal going with a reg in a shop near me that if I visited somewhere new and no extras were offered then I could go there and she'd finish the task no questions asked, just the extras fee handed over. Just a tut and a tug.

There's a Thai lady I know who will bang out a HE charging for nothing more so I guess there are a few out there.

[pbrown355]

There was a whole thread about this a while back, calling it a Walk in Hand Job. Had one myself but I think the massage shops didn't like it based on both cost and the possible dodginess of not doing a massage, just a HJ.

[Andywb]

Best chance is with an independent massage provider who you see on a regular basis for a full.body massage (w HE). If she knows you are a reliable customer she may agree to do the occasional HE minus the massage knowing you are a good customer. Has worked for me a couple of times when I was short of time but needed to unload.

[maxxblue]

Health Massage in Washington provided this service when requested by at least one UKP punter, I seem to remember.

[Barneypunt]

Maybe because he has to pay the full price for escort regardless what he wants, maybe he just wants to pay cheap for quick hand job lol

And you also have to pay massage fees regardless of what you want lol

[Chazz]

Just a tut and a tug.

 

Beats a rub n tug lol. I hope she gave you a disapproving look before tutting and getting on with the job in hand.

[runner in the woods]

There used to be such a place in Wolverhampton, £ 20 handjobs. Girl sat there in lingerie, you went in, stripped, tugged and on your way
She reckoned that she could make more money on £20 tugs than FS.apparentl she could do 20 guys a day when the Wolves were at home!

[mancsguy1975]

Sue of Rugeley is Staffordshire almost effectively offers this service. You do get a "massage" but its only very brief and cant really qualify as a massage as its just a few minutes of "kneeding". For a 30 min appointment 80%+ of this is oily cock and ball play (complete opposite of most FBSM with HR).  If youre a reg, she would probably start to milk your cock on all fours if you wanted.

[sparkus]

Sue of Rugeley is Staffordshire almost effectively offers this service. You do get a "massage" but its only very brief and cant really qualify as a massage as its just a few minutes of "kneeding". For a 30 min appointment 80%+ of this is oily cock and ball play (complete opposite of most FBSM with HR).  If youre a reg, she would probably start to milk your cock on all fours if you wanted.

Not sure if Brazilian Raiane of Bayswater is still around but her service is basically zero massage and then a slow HJ or BJ (TBF she does do both quite slow). All the more amusing as she looks down on Brazilian "escorts" and considers herself a pro masseuse.

[LLPunting]

Not sure if Brazilian Raiane of Bayswater is still around but her service is basically zero massage and then a slow HJ or BJ (TBF she does do both quite slow). All the more amusing as she looks down on Brazilian "escorts" and considers herself a pro masseuse.

Oh a nut job (pun intended)

[RogerHealey]

There used to be such a place in Wolverhampton, £ 20 handjobs. Girl sat there in lingerie, you went in, stripped, tugged and on your way
She reckoned that she could make more money on £20 tugs than FS.apparentl she could do 20 guys a day when the Wolves were at home!

Well, then I for one hope Wolves stay up and that she grows an arm like a shot putter.

[runner in the woods]

Well, then I for one hope Wolves stay up and that she grows an arm like a shot putter.

Long gone Roger, Tettenhall rd, I recall.

[oldrascal]

In answer to the original question for this thread: yes, when I go to a massage shop, I almost always ask the masseuse to skip the massage, and to go to work on Little Rascal. Unless she insists on me starting face down, I usually get straight onto my back. Mind you, I still pay the usual charge for a half hour or one hour massage, plus the add-ons for body-to-body or RO, etc.

[Mr Sinister]

There used to be such a place in Wolverhampton, £ 20 handjobs. Girl sat there in lingerie, you went in, stripped, tugged and on your way
She reckoned that she could make more money on £20 tugs than FS.apparentl she could do 20 guys a day when the Wolves were at home!

Makes sense she would make more money on that as there would be demand for it since it's more of a lean operation than doing the full massage first, similar to a decade ago or so you could get women off gumtree and the listing sites to come to your home to do the same for £20. I dabbled in a bit of it myself getting cheap BJs from civvies looking to make quick money

[sparkus]

In answer to the original question for this thread: yes, when I go to a massage shop, I almost always ask the masseuse to skip the massage, and to go to work on Little Rascal. Unless she insists on me starting face down, I usually get straight onto my back. Mind you, I still pay the usual charge for a half hour or one hour massage, plus the add-ons for body-to-body or RO, etc.

I suppose the best way of experiencing it is to get the extras on the agenda ASAP and take your time on the DATY and HE rather than rushing it all towards the end and having to shower/dress straight away.  That way she can finish off the massage post-cum and you can relax and enjoy some brief flesh on flesh again during that.

[oldrascal]

Exactly that! Also, as an octagenarian, it nearly always takes me a long time to get a pop. Even if I don't, I still get enormous pleaure from the interaction with a willing young woman, as several others on here have also said........

[Thephoenix]

Exactly that! Also, as an octagenarian, it nearly always takes me a long time to get a pop. Even if I don't, I still get enormous pleaure from the interaction with a willing young woman, as several others on here have also said........

From one octogenarian to another: I couldn't agree more. 

[Charliehutton]

Exactly that! Also, as an octagenarian, it nearly always takes me a long time to get a pop. Even if I don't, I still get enormous pleaure from the interaction with a willing young woman, as several others on here have also said........

Aye, as they say, it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive....

[mr.bluesky]

Aye, as they say, it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive....

Not if your flying 

[Thephoenix]

Aye, as they say, it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive....

On the occasions when you're successful in climaxing Charlie, do you cry out "I'm arriving!", "I'm arriving!"? 

[Pedalwall]

There was a whole thread about this a while back, calling it a Walk in Hand Job. Had one myself but I think the massage shops didn't like it based on both cost and the possible dodginess of not doing a massage, just a HJ.

THink that was on the West Mids section with most reports for places in Birmingham

[oldrascal]

Not on the thread's topic, I know, but following my brief exchange with The Phoenix, I wonder how many octagenarians there are on here. Anyone have any idea.....?

[Thephoenix]

Not on the thread's topic, I know, but following my brief exchange with The Phoenix, I wonder how many octagenarians there are on here. Anyone have any idea.....?

Obviously the legend that is Colston,  you and I, any more?
There are probably lots of septuagenarians who've remained at 79 for a few years and unwilling to own up?????

[oldrascal]

I certainly had Colston in mind, but as the only other octagenarian I knew about. As he calls himself "Colston 36", I guess he will become a nonagenarian this year. Wow!

[daviemac]

Not on the thread's topic, I know, but following my brief exchange with The Phoenix, I wonder how many octagenarians there are on here. Anyone have any idea.....?

Why derail this punting related thread instead of starting one in off topic to ask?   

[oldrascal]

Sorry. I was unsure about starting a new thread. Do you think the subject is worth starting a new one? I suspect it would be a short one, with little scope for opinions or discussions.

[uncle jessie]

Should think a lot of girls could make a nice earning out of just  quick £20 hand jobs , I guess the constant stream of blokes coming and going all day would raise suspicion with the neighbours though .

[daviemac]

Sorry. I was unsure about starting a new thread. Do you think the subject is worth starting a new one? I suspect it would be a short one, with little scope for opinions or discussions.

Whether or not it would be a short thread is irrelevant, this this one is about members who want advice on the availability of a HE without the massage not the age of members.

Bit pointless having a subject header if we just post anything on the thread.

[Chewie1]

Im not sure if my preferred experience matches other contributors to this thread but here are my thoughts

I see independents rather than parlours. From the first interaction, I can gauge how good the teasing HR is and whether the SP will be able to tease and edge for the whole session and whether the experience is likely to be enjoyable. If they are promising, I make a polite enquiry, saying how much I’ve enjoyed the teasing HR and explain that I love a proper long edging experience and whether the SP may be up for it in future sessions. Most usually say yes and many are curious about giving that kind of session because most haven’t been asked for it

I must also say that it may also depend on how you like to finish. If you need a firm jackhammering to ejaculate, expect a no because no one can sustain doing that for long. However, if you enjoy prolonged edging, it’s something which is usually given a thumbs up

I’ve also had some SPs who are prepared to do pure HR in the first session after a polite enquiry from me. I usually ask this of SPs who mention an expertise in edging or teasing in their ad, usually those with an interest in tantra and some femdoms

As always, courtesy gets you a long way

[runner in the woods]

Should think a lot of girls could make a nice earning out of just  quick £20 hand jobs , I guess the constant stream of blokes coming and going all day would raise suspicion with the neighbours though .

I think they probably would a £20 HJ, with a pretty girl in a safe enviromdnt would create a lot of interest.

[badsin]

In the suburb's of Nottingham, this one would do whatever you fancied. I'd often go and be wanked for the hour. She hasn't been available for a while, hope she's ok
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=433424.0

[Jonestown]

Should think a lot of girls could make a nice earning out of just  quick £20 hand jobs , I guess the constant stream of blokes coming and going all day would raise suspicion with the neighbours though .

It doesn’t make economic sense, No shop could survive on girls just giving hand jobs for £20, as you’d need 50 customers, say 5 an hour, just to make a grand a day. Out of that you’d have to pay the girls, pay the shop costs, and generate some profit for the owner, never going to happen. To try it out of someone’s home or a rented flat and you’d have the police at the door by the second day.

[Arripotter1971]

Do Ryanair go to Thailand ??? Might be an option for £20

[snaitram99]

I've occasionally had a massage only when not in the mood for anything else, or just don't fancy the masseuse. Yes I know this is the other way round to what the OP is asking. I'm sure if you pay a half hour massage fee to the shop, then with a Chinese or Thai you've had extras with before they'd be happy to skip the massage as long as you pay them for the HE.

[fredhiggins]

I used to have a deal going with a reg in a shop near me that if I visited somewhere new and no extras were offered then I could go there and she'd finish the task no questions asked, just the extras fee handed over. Just a tut and a tug.

I like the fact she was tutting at you but still finishing you off 

[sparkus]

I like the fact she was tutting at you but still finishing you off 

It was like a tut, an eyeroll and "You!"

[stevesucks69]

It doesn’t make economic sense, No shop could survive on girls just giving hand jobs for £20, as you’d need 50 customers, say 5 an hour, just to make a grand a day. Out of that you’d have to pay the girls, pay the shop costs, and generate some profit for the owner, never going to happen. To try it out of someone’s home or a rented flat and you’d have the police at the door by the second day.

However most shops share the massage fee, so the shop may get £20-30 an hour.
The real winners are the girls themselves £20-30 for some sort of massage and more often than not £30 for HE and as much as +£60 for B2B, many times its more and mostly last 5-10 mins. Most also don't declare earnings too.
Which is why I try to get them started (naked etc) as soon as possible

[Jonestown]

However most shops share the massage fee, so the shop may get £20-30 an hour.
The real winners are the girls themselves £20-30 for some sort of massage and more often than not £30 for HE and as much as +£60 for B2B, many times its more and mostly last 5-10 mins. Most also don't declare earnings too.
Which is why I try to get them started (naked etc) as soon as possible

I understood the proposal was the punter walks in and plonks £20 on the counter, goes into room, receives HJ, walks out 5/10 minutes later. Total cash value of transaction £20 - how do you see that being split to everyone’s satisfaction?

[stevesucks69]

I don't see it either way tbh I was simply commenting on the current way they earn

[bigboy96]

I remember going into one shop, and as I was undressing, she had my cock in her hand straight away. On the table and for the next 50 minutes my cock was either in her hand or mouth! I paid £50 for a non-existent massage and another £60 for B2B and Oral.  But I was more than happy, especially as I could also finger her, something I find most girls don't allow.  I went for a repeat visit the next week and it was the same.  I believe she went back to China soon after.

I wish more girls were like this. 

[Jazzy99]

Many years ago pre-Brexit, I used to go to this place called Kiss Massage. Young pretty polish girls. Always started with an assisted shower and hand job in the shower, followed by the massage and ended with hand-relief. Good times.