External Link/Members OnlyWill keep this simple.
Reached out a couple nights ago, had plan a, b, and c planned out...never punted any of them and I am glad I did. However ended up wasting a good portion of my night.
Reached out to plan a:
External Link/Members Only 07842 551994 maid/agency fuck knows handles the coms; received the standard menu and postcode. Thought everything was going well till I arrived there (near portland square), get told to wait...a minute turns to five then ten at this point i think fuck it im leaving this so reach out to plan b (more on her later). As I am leaving i get the text shes ready. Great! Boy was i wrong. Head the flat and theres another guy waiting at the door (hey fellow punter if youre reading this) fuck me they double booked us. Awkwardly make small talk but in the back of my mind that little voice is telling me to walk till I see the girl who I think I am seeing walk down the stairs. Shes cute, wearing a lacey red number and just my type if I'm being honest. She opens the door and to her surprise its two counts waiting outside..yh tell me about it.
The confusion follows us as another girl emerges phone in hand, maybe shes the one I am texting, but she double checks her phone and I can tell shes looking back at the messages shes received from the agency. What a shit show. None of know who we are meant to be seeing as the photos are clearly not of the girls being advertised on viva and its no use showing them the phone numbers because they aren't the ones we are talking to via texts!!! Why do they do this????? Other guy takes the other girls i was hoping to see. I am left with the one who is seeing the funny side to all of this. I guess you have to sometimes when they cock up. But alas I am not feeling it, make my excuses and exit stage left.
Plan B:
External Link/Members Only 07783 965873
Should have put two and two together really. I admit thats my fault for not spotting the similarities in the text I received from plan a with plan b. Shes 5 mins walking distance to plan b. Gotta give props to the agency for housing them within walking distance at least. Get there and I am given instructions on how to open the door. I feel as though some of you have been here iykyk...blasted door wont open. Thought about asking her to come down and get me but considering how the other girl came and opened the door i dont want to risk the exposure, busy road with a foot traffic even late into the night due to pub down the road. Looking rather dodgy trying to open this fucking door but it wont budge! I try and try and again but to avail..fuck it give up and call it a night. Or one more try eh simping? 🔫
It finally opens and I in. Head upstairs and greeted by someone who i once saw, remember it being lackluster. She had an aw at one point but cant find it, regrettably I didn't review but if I had it would have been a low neutral. Cant be asked with this tbh didn't even have the heart to make an excuse I just left. As I leaving she makes a huff a d puff about reaching out to her and walking..yh too right love, made to stand in the cold, stuck door that wont open. Had enough.
Went to see plan c who was relatively close by. Not sure if shes with the same crew but I wouldn't dismiss it. It was good.
Overall just fuck these guys. Hold onto your coin don't give them a single penny until the sort this shit out.
Did not fucking keep this short did it?
