Author Topic: Linda Sexy Thai - West Ham  (Read 2950 times)


7 review(s) for Linda Sexy Thai (5 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by LLPunting]

Offline zezima56

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1 hour for £150 (2 shots), skimmed her profile didn't check price just texted her, when she texted me she said half hour 110, so I thought might aswell double the time for 40, but upon reading her profile I seen it says 90 without extras which I probably would've gone for

Texted her (and others) for availability and she was the only one to reply and I was running out of time so yeah, texted me her postcode, checked on google maps and went to her via train, once at the station she texted the address, 10 mins walk from plaistow. no wasting time at the door or anything . buzzed, straight in.

place is discreet enough but on a friday at school time you can imagine there were lots of people around, including up and down the building however i just seemed like a normal resident.

lift up to her floor, layout kind of confusing but eventually found her door, and she was already waiting and let me in

She looks like the photos in her gallery other than the 3 filtered profile photos, good enough for me. She had really perky boobs which i thought were implants, but couldn't see any scar at all, but i think they're too good to be natural. she should I could be as rough as I wanted with them unlike others in the past who say they are too sensitive. As another review said, she does have a mum tum, but who cares it was fine for me

she said "apologies for the smell i was cooking" but i couldnt smell anything anyway so didnt care, also did not smell anything off her body

offered shower, but i already had, paid and she set up, no cringe music, just a nice soothing sound of rivers flowing and birds chirping etc

she started by trying to kiss but i told her no kissing, worked her way down and was going to start OWO but I asked for a condom
She popped it on, asked me if it hurt when she put it on (?) and started oral

was really toothy so I asked her to stop after 15 seconds, she seemed upset and confused but I told her its fine

onto sex, multiple positions (doggy, mish, spooning) I asked her to get on top, she started some nonsense grinding and then to my surprise she starting riding and squatting like a pornstar, which I have never had before

obviously squatting is tiring so she kept taking breaks, but it was amazing while it lasted

all throughout she was smiling and happy and caring, i am a very clearly depressed and socially anxious person and she kept asking me if i was ok and if she was doing something wrong, total opposite of romanians and hungarians I have seen

20 mins in I removed the condom to give her a facial but she said only from her nose and under, (no forehead or eyes) so I came in her mouth instead though she was in an awkward position and most of it dripped out onto the sheets which she didnt mind at all

she cleaned me and it up and then tried some small talk before giving me a "massage"

she "massaged" for about 5 mins.. I have never had a massage in my life so have nothing to compare it to but If I had paid for that alone (which she does offer) i would have been really disappointed

anyway as i lay there depressed and anxious she could obviously tell and kept encouraging me to get hard and start round 2, not in a rushing way but in a  "you paid for this you deserve it and I will help you" way. she could have easily lay there with me in silence until the time ran out but instead she started telling me positive things about how good it was and nice i am, obvious lip service but it was music to my ears. she told me i looked nice (first person to ever) and had nice hair unprovoked (which i know was lip service, but did make me feel good as I've always only been told how ugly i am)

I feel bad I made it really awkward for her, but she handled it well and was amazing, not once did she sigh or groan and get angry or frustrated, she was kind and caring throughout. she kept asking me "whats wrong, are you ok, you're not smiling, am i doing ok" etc

20 mins left got hard enough for round 2, she tried to go for OWO again but i reminded her of the condom, and then skipped oral, fucked her abit but wasnt really feeling it, went for a footjob and then finished on her tits with about 10 mins left

then she just went back to saying nice things for the rest of the time instead of rushing me out, then offered shower which i took, and gave me a hug and kiss (cheek) and let me out

Would I recommend: The oral and massage was pretty meh but sex was ok so anyone looking for the best suck, fuck and massage of all time, probably not (though it might have just been my fault)

but for people like me who just want to be treated like a human for an hour for a reasonable price, yeah she was amazing



« Last Edit: March 06, 2026, 04:31:05 pm by zezima56 »

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Great choice Z56 thanks for posting  :hi:

Offline Lounger

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Today

1 hour for £150 (2 shots), skimmed her profile didn't check price just texted her, when she texted me she said half hour 110, so I thought might aswell double the time for 40, but upon reading her profile I seen it says 90 without extras which I probably would've gone for

Texted her (and others) for availability and she was the only one to reply and I was running out of time so yeah, texted me her postcode, checked on google maps and went to her via train, once at the station she texted the address, 10 mins walk from plaistow. no wasting time at the door or anything . buzzed, straight in.

place is discreet enough but on a friday at school time you can imagine there were lots of people around, including up and down the building however i just seemed like a normal resident.

lift up to her floor, layout kind of confusing but eventually found her door, and she was already waiting and let me in

She looks like the photos in her gallery other than the 3 filtered profile photos, good enough for me. She had really perky boobs which i thought were implants, but couldn't see any scar at all, but i think they're too good to be natural. she should I could be as rough as I wanted with them unlike others in the past who say they are too sensitive. As another review said, she does have a mum tum, but who cares it was fine for me

she said "apologies for the smell i was cooking" but i couldnt smell anything anyway so didnt care, also did not smell anything off her body

offered shower, but i already had, paid and she set up, no cringe music, just a nice soothing sound of rivers flowing and birds chirping etc

she started by trying to kiss but i told her no kissing, worked her way down and was going to start OWO but I asked for a condom
She popped it on, asked me if it hurt when she put it on (?) and started oral

was really toothy so I asked her to stop after 15 seconds, she seemed upset and confused but I told her its fine

onto sex, multiple positions (doggy, mish, spooning) I asked her to get on top, she started some nonsense grinding and then to my surprise she starting riding and squatting like a pornstar, which I have never had before

obviously squatting is tiring so she kept taking breaks, but it was amazing while it lasted

all throughout she was smiling and happy and caring, i am a very clearly depressed and socially anxious person and she kept asking me if i was ok and if she was doing something wrong, total opposite of romanians and hungarians I have seen

20 mins in I removed the condom to give her a facial but she said only from her nose and under, (no forehead or eyes) so I came in her mouth instead though she was in an awkward position and most of it dripped out onto the sheets which she didnt mind at all

she cleaned me and it up and then tried some small talk before giving me a "massage"

she "massaged" for about 5 mins.. I have never had a massage in my life so have nothing to compare it to but If I had paid for that alone (which she does offer) i would have been really disappointed

anyway as i lay there depressed and anxious she could obviously tell and kept encouraging me to get hard and start round 2, not in a rushing way but in a  "you paid for this you deserve it and I will help you" way. she could have easily lay there with me in silence until the time ran out but instead she started telling me positive things about how good it was and nice i am, obvious lip service but it was music to my ears. she told me i looked nice (first person to ever) and had nice hair unprovoked (which i know was lip service, but did make me feel good as I've always only been told how ugly i am)

I feel bad I made it really awkward for her, but she handled it well and was amazing, not once did she sigh or groan and get angry or frustrated, she was kind and caring throughout. she kept asking me "whats wrong, are you ok, you're not smiling, am i doing ok" etc

20 mins left got hard enough for round 2, she tried to go for OWO again but i reminded her of the condom, and then skipped oral, fucked her abit but wasnt really feeling it, went for a footjob and then finished on her tits with about 10 mins left

then she just went back to saying nice things for the rest of the time instead of rushing me out, then offered shower which i took, and gave me a hug and kiss (cheek) and let me out

Would I recommend: The oral and massage was pretty meh but sex was ok so anyone looking for the best suck, fuck and massage of all time, probably not (though it might have just been my fault)

but for people like me who just want to be treated like a human for an hour for a reasonable price, yeah she was amazing

Thanks for the review. A previous review suggests that she is much older than her stated age of 26. Can you shed any light on that?

Offline joninbristol

Thanks for the review matey, sounds and looks like a good punt. Like given.
Just had a look at her gallery - pretty lass, but her boobs look like they've been enhanced a lot in her photos, quite bulky.
You mentioned hers were "perky", which I'd usually interpret as small but erect without any sag or weight - would you say it's the same lass?
:hi:



Offline zezima56

Thanks for the review. A previous review suggests that she is much older than her stated age of 26. Can you shed any light on that?

she was wearing so much makeup i couldn't tell you if she's much older, but she does look older than 26, literally only other woman i can compare her to is my coworker who is 32 (im not around many females in my life) and linda looks older than her

 

Offline zezima56

Thanks for the review matey, sounds and looks like a good punt. Like given.
Just had a look at her gallery - pretty lass, but her boobs look like they've been enhanced a lot in her photos, quite bulky.
You mentioned hers were "perky", which I'd usually interpret as small but erect without any sag or weight - would you say it's the same lass?
:hi:

I always took perky to mean upright opposed to saggy, irrelevant to size, but yes her boobs are a decent size just like in the pictures

She is 100% the same woman as the pictures, though the 3 profile pictures are edited somewhat

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i've told her before that the editing on her pictures is horrible, but she persists with it.

she's not ugly. yes she has had a kid, has a little tummy and has covered the scar up with a tattoo, but personally i find a lot of the filtered pics make her looks worse than she actually does, even though they are all of her.

Offline Rabbit63

Her professional le also offers 15mins for £70