Where
Thai Lanna, Leicester Rd, Loughborough. Lots of parking on site.
When
Mid February.
Comms
A quick phone call to see who was working, booked in easily. All good.
The Girl
Jess, a fairly standard wide hipped Thai lady. Probably around 35, ~5'3", pretty face and reasonable English. Lovely and no complaints.
The Meet
I've visited Thai Lanna many times over the past few years and generally you get a decent service. Having paid at front desk, you get shown upstairs where they promptly disappear for up to 10 minutes likely to start the clock running down.
Jess is new to the shop and the UK, claims to have been here ~3 weeks on a 2 year stint. She delivered a solid and enjoyable massage, very thorough and responded well to pointers on what needed extra work. No complaints at all. We got to the end before she asked the question and there was no real indication before anything extra was on offer. She made the point she would usually offer more, but today HE was on offer for £30 only, I'm guessing lady problems being the reason.
She fully attacked my cock and went at it like someone trying to rescue to the last of the ketchup before her chips went cold. I was all but fighting for my life and as expected, she got it over with far to quickly. I'd suggest this is a tactic rather than a technique issue but your experience may vary.
Overall
Massage 8/10, HE 5/10. Needs to calm down.
Moan
As mentioned previously, I've been here a fair amount of have all but given up on the place. The attitude from Sonya in particular on the phone / front desk isn't great and very often they don't honour bookings with specific therapists. I've been caught a couple of times by this and they only tell you AFTER you've paid. I've learned to ask who its with first now and have previously walked out.
Also, they are by some margin the most expensive place in Leicestershire now, a solid £1/min for 60 minutes or longer and more for 30 minutes. I'm sure this is a sign of things to come elsewhere.
