Yumi - Burnham on Sea

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Meet too place a couple of weeks ago.

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Comms: Comms with Yumi are about what you'd expect from a Thai SP in this price range.  Quick-ish, sent a menu, clear directions to the location and very accommodating of any changes in timing that came up.

Location: I saw another Thai SP here last year - can't remember who but I wasn't of sound mind at the time ( ) but I recognised this location - I get the impression from the reviews of touring Thais in Burnham that punters who have fucked Thai SPs in Burnham will know the location well - quiet residential area with many cul-de-sacs. Venue was a small annex in the backyard of a bungalow on one of those streets.  It was serviceable.  Nothing particularly good or bad about it but the cars parked on the drive immediately outside the entrance gate did raise an eyebrow.  Felt very easy to be "spotted" heading into that venue.  Didn't notice any Ring doorbells on nearby houses but if you're local it'll just take a curtain-twitching neighbour to figure out what is going on there.

Pricing and Services: Menu stated £70 for 30mins, £120 for 1hr. Only extra offered was OWO for £10.  I went for 1hr no extras.

Appearance: Yumi looks a lot like her pictures on AW though undressed she isn't quite as slim as she might appear in those photos and has a little bit of a belly on her.  She's short, has been described as "stocky" which I would say is accurate, and facially she is attractive.  Looks great in her underwear, less so undressed imo.

Action: Yumi provides a sort of massage with sex type service which I found quite fun.  Massage went on for probably 20 mins or so before she did some reach-unders and teased me to full mast.  Then she performed oral (with) and gave a great blowjob - varying pace, attention to balls, sucked the tip and took it deep, got the hands involved.  Blew in the bag.  Quite clean up and she rubbed me down some more until I was ready to perform.  She got two blows out of me but I decided not to go for full sex this time around.

Verdict: It was a bang-average punt to be frank and the low cost of it is, imo, value enough to move this from a neutral to a positive.  I'd go again, but only if I was let down by a Plan A I think.

[joninbristol]

Thanks for the review matey. 
Reviewed her a few years ago and found the same. Reliable fun to be had, though I think even back in 2023 the photos might have been from a year or two previous. But facially pretty and a very enjoyable shag nonetheless.
Think she's a lass who needs to keep on eye on her weight as she's got potential to put on a bit of timber as she gets older, just her build.

And yes, I have NO idea how the neighbours haven't cottoned on to what's going on there, it's about as blase as you can get without them putting a sign up !

[Mrwumpty]

Im very local to this venue and locals are very aware of goings on.

I’d suggest if you’re from the area to avoid. As has been mentioned, its not very descreet.