Hello all, Ladies and Gentlemen
This is my very first review about my very first punting experience. Please excuse my grammar, English is not my mother tongue.
Yesterday I decided to sin. How beautiful my wife is and how boring sex with her is.
So I emailed Lana and I bit her apple.
I met Lana in her place. The apartment is located a couple of minutes walking from Earl Court’s tube. The area is very safe and busy. The building is located in a discreet alley.
The stairs are OK, except for the blue carpet Britain is so fond of (but you might love it). As soon as I crossed the front door, I met one of her neighbors, who after a quick friendly chat gave a tip to improve the quality of my risotto, thank you Lady.
I didn't cook any risotto at Lana's so no comments on the kitchen.
She greeted me on the door and she invited me to her bedroom. The room is quite spacious and warm. She had set up a nice atmosphere with low volume music (No Rn'R
) and the perfect lighting. Her bed is big enough and the mattress is very comfy. She offered me water and also whiskey, how nice was that! I had water as I was as nervous as I was on my debut at La Scala di Milano. Besides, it was 14:00 and I only drink in the morning.
She insisted on me having a shower, even if I had one just two hours earlier. I liked it, it proved Lana's high standards of hygiene. The bathroom was clean, warm, excellent shower pressure and the supply of towels and toiletries was very large. I was offered another shower before I left.
Overall excellent facilities, welcoming and cozy bedroom.
This was my first time doing this type of business and I expected my nerves to affect my erection, which was pretty much all I was caring for, so I booked one hour instead of the 30 minutes I just really need for “that”, so I would have time to relax my brain...
However, as soon as I saw her, my sexual desire rose like crazy. I booked her because she looks good in her pics but she is far more beautiful in person. I was really impressed.
I score Lana's mind with a 10 over 10 in the same way I could do it with a 2, 7 or pi.
What I mean is, you never really know if she is "pleased" with you or it's just 100% acting, and I like to believe part of someone's personality is in there.
What I can assure is that Lana was very welcoming, very friendly and very attentive with me from the first to the last minute I was there.
She accepted to kiss me through the whole meeting, and that was priceless...and even with my hangover face after my Breakfast Xmas Party the previous day!!! Thank you Lana.
The services were very accurate. But... well... If you, reader, want to know about them, just check her profile or ask her and then wait until the meeting starts and discuss them with her.
I liked everything in Lana and I mean it. She is very beautiful, very pretty face and a body to die for.
As I said before I did not expected to be sexually excited from the beginning but... she managed to do it, and just with her looks.
Her eyes, when half closed, reminded me of the ones I wore when I offered Eve that Fruit of Knowledge in that goddam place long ago.
She is tall (1.73m/5.8'), only 7 cm/3' shorter than my beautiful and boring wife (I am 1.70cm/5.7',
) , long brunette hair, WOW- Super soft but firm breasts (34D), soft skin, very clean and extraordinary SEXUAL - SENSUAL -SEXY - HOT - Bla bla bla.
My personal highlights were her lips, which are the perfect size and are shaped for kissing. What's between her legs... Oh My God!!! I have just had to masturbate because I have never smelled anything so delicious as her. Thank you human nose, for having such an extraordinary memory.
I loved to lick that piercing, and she keeps her pubic hair in the most perfect Brazilian style (I hate completely-shaved pussies, who had that idea?)
I had my first sex wearing a condom in 4 years so I will not comment on that... just note, if you care, that I had an orgasm.
Overall a great encounter, it was my first time with an escort and I left whistling "You're Sixteen".
Will I come back?
1. Well... if she accepts to see again someone whose more interesting topic is when to use recyclable shopping bags (what the f*** was I thinking about?)... then YES!!!
2. If my knee injury gets better and I can stay in my favorite position, then YES!!!
Many thanks and sorry if I have been too enthusiastic,