Arse About Face Priorities

[Kingfisher69]

I've had quite a few gift cards from family and friends for American Golf for my birthday. This means I can get a shiny new golf club that should have cost me £450 for a mere £160 and I'm sat here pondering do I want to spend £160 on a golf club. And the stupid thing is I wouldn't hesitate to spend that on an hour with a WG.

What the fuck is wrong with me. I'll get years of enjoyment out of the golf club, more than I'll get out of being with a WG for an hour, so why is this such a difficult choice, what the fuck is wrong with my priorities.

[Thephoenix]

I've had quite a few gift cards from family and friends for American Golf for my birthday. This means I can get a shiny new golf club that should have cost me £450 for a mere £160 and I'm sat here pondering do I want to spend £160 on a golf club. And the stupid thing is I wouldn't hesitate to spend that on an hour with a WG.

What the fuck is wrong with me. I'll get years of enjoyment out of the golf club, more than I'll get out of being with a WG for an hour, so why is this such a difficult choice, what the fuck is wrong with my priorities.

You're simply focusing on the wrong holes.

[Mr Garmin]

And there was me thinking that this was about rimming.

[Andywb]

I have had this realisation many times. But rather than making me think I should spend less on punting, I am now much more relaxed about spending similar sums on golf clubs, meals out and whatever

[alabama1]

And there was me thinking that this was about rimming.

Snap ! 

[bigden40]

And there was me thinking that this was about rimming.

Wouldn’t that be face about arse priorities?

[standardpostage]

I've had quite a few gift cards from family and friends for American Golf for my birthday. This means I can get a shiny new golf club that should have cost me £450 for a mere £160 and I'm sat here pondering do I want to spend £160 on a golf club. And the stupid thing is I wouldn't hesitate to spend that on an hour with a WG.

What the fuck is wrong with me. I'll get years of enjoyment out of the golf club, more than I'll get out of being with a WG for an hour, so why is this such a difficult choice, what the fuck is wrong with my priorities.

Alternate. Punt / golf club / punt / golf club / punt / golf glove / punt / golf shoes / punt / golf trousers / punt / etc   

[mr.bluesky]

And there was me thinking that this was about rimming.

Wouldn't that be arse into face 

[Stevelondon]

Don’t get me started on my handicap

[Kingfisher69]

Picked up my new golf club this afternoon.

Please please please stop raining so I can get out on a course.

[DastardlyDick]

Or, look at it this way, the £450 that you saved could be used to pay a WG. If you found one that would do it outdoors, take her with you, and you could get a hole in one from the bunker.