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Offline Toshiba

Do you really think youve made them cum??

Do you mind if its over the top or do you prefer the fakeness at times?

Must admit i dont mind it but sometimes ive almost burst out laughing at some of the girls ive fucked

Offline smiths

Do you really think youve made them cum??

Do you mind if its over the top or do you prefer the fakeness at times?

Must admit i dont mind it but sometimes ive almost burst out laughing at some of the girls ive fucked

I have to know a woman inside out to know for sure whether they have orgasmed or not and i dont know many WGs that well, most are complete or virtual strangers to me obviously. Its also in a smart WGs interests to pretend she has cum as she might think the punter will return in my view. Its also the case WGs have a lot pf practice to perfect their act of pretending to cum. I see it at parties where the punter is convinced he made a WG or WGs cum and goes away happy, the WG was simply acting in reality. The other point is a WG is a WG to make money primarily and nothing at all wrong with that but if she came with every or many punters she could be knackered and possibly sore which might limit the number of punters she can see. Of course some punters are certain they know when a woman has cum.

With my technique i very much doubt i ever make a WG cum but if i do its certainly a very small number. I once had a WG start the fake moaning BEFORE i even touched her, now i am not that good, or indeed good at all. Obvious fake moans are a turn-off unless its been agreed as part of dirty talk which i do like beforehand.

Offline Jeremy

I've only ever been 100% sure that a prossie is faking/not faking when eating them out, it's impossible to consciously perform certain muscle spasms. I don't really care if they fake it though as long as it's believable - anything over the top or obviously fake is off-putting to me.

Do you really think youve made them cum??

Do you mind if its over the top or do you prefer the fakeness at times?

Must admit i dont mind it but sometimes ive almost burst out laughing at some of the girls ive fucked

As said, I agree there is some faking going on. We all know women can multi orgasm, on the day it's up to them to let themselves relax and let it all go.

Offline Toshiba

Some are so over the top it almost made me burst out laughing

Funny as hell at times

Offline Trevor12

Most of the time, I find it so difficult to tell.

I had one girl give a very convincing performance, making all the right contractions and noises, then make those same noises when giving me a hand job, ruining her earlier illusion  :crazy:

Offline punk

Do you really think youve made them cum??

Do you mind if its over the top or do you prefer the fakeness at times?

Must admit i dont mind it but sometimes ive almost burst out laughing at some of the girls ive fucked

only when they go red in the face or flushed across the neck or tits, and have a flood of juice.

Offline SirFrank

I've had several punts that were sublime and I think the girls thoroughly enjoyed too but in all honesty I really have no idea if it was all for real of just an act. I've given up trying to guess.

I can spot the obvious fakes though. A few EE girls spring to mind with acting skills so bad that they make Marlon Dingle look like Sir Ian McKellan in the taming of the shrew. Oooooo baaaaaby oooooo babbbbbby ooooooo babbbbbyyyy. Quality cock etc
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only when they go red in the face or flushed across the neck or tits, and have a flood of juice.
+1
when they get really wet & start moving against you in a slightly different position then maybe - just maybe
have had a very very occasional one then ask me to stop moving around too much & to repeat certain strokes more.  More gently & keeping the same rhythm
when they subsequently ask you to stop for a while then this is pretty much a dead cert - in the sense that it becomes too intense for them for a short period of time

I faked an orgasam with a civvy bird one time. She was Spanish and was so paranoid about being inseminated she not only made me wear a rubber, she lubed herself up with spermicide.

It was like rolling a 10p along Oxford Street! She was also a completely shit shag!

After a good 45 minutes and no sign of any tadpoles leaving my body, I pulled a vinegar face  :crazy: and pretended to shoot my load!

Her face was a picture! She was so worried she checked the rubber to make sure it hadn't been breached! No Harry!  :wackogirl: :lol: :lol:  :lol:

Offline punk

I faked an orgasam with a civvy bird one time. She was Spanish and was so paranoid about being inseminated she not only made me wear a rubber, she lubed herself up with spermicide.

It was like rolling a 10p along Oxford Street! She was also a completely shit shag!

After a good 45 minutes and no sign of any tadpoles leaving my body, I pulled a vinegar face  :crazy: and pretended to shoot my load!

Her face was a picture! She was so worried she checked the rubber to make sure it hadn't been breached! No Harry!  :wackogirl: :lol: :lol:  :lol:

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Offline SamLP

I don't mind the moans, most are fake but some moans seem genuine. As for orgasms, I doubt I've made a WG orgasm. For one I'm seeing her for my pleasure so I'm not spending too much time in hitting her sweet spots. A girl needs to be really turned on to orgasm, plenty of foreplay, FK, oral on her, fingering, touching before penetration. Of course having several people fuck you daily numbs their sensations so even if you were that good it would be a bigger challenge. A few regulars that I enjoy seeing do come close. For them it's a really enjoyable sexual experience without the orgasm.

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I faked an orgasam with a civvy bird one time. She was Spanish and was so paranoid about being inseminated she not only made me wear a rubber, she lubed herself up with spermicide.

It was like rolling a 10p along Oxford Street! She was also a completely shit shag!

After a good 45 minutes and no sign of any tadpoles leaving my body, I pulled a vinegar face  :crazy: and pretended to shoot my load!

Her face was a picture! She was so worried she checked the rubber to make sure it hadn't been breached! No Harry!  :wackogirl: :lol: :lol:  :lol:
She obviously doesn't know the copius amounts that fly around from you with the girls of AW
Just read one of your recent reviews.  I just have to provide an excerpt as below for everyones benefit

As she did I grabbed her head and forced my cock to the pods down her throat and held her in that position until she gagged. This caused her to fart my fingers out of her pussy and gag lots of slobber. She loved it and was straight back on the cock once more. Switched to 69 and I feasted on her C&A ( No not the defunct clothing retailer!)

Hilarious

She obviously doesn't know the copius amounts that fly around from you with the girls of AW
Just read one of your recent reviews.  I just have to provide an excerpt as below for everyones benefit

As she did I grabbed her head and forced my cock to the pods down her throat and held her in that position until she gagged. This caused her to fart my fingers out of her pussy and gag lots of slobber. She loved it and was straight back on the cock once more. Switched to 69 and I feasted on her C&A ( No not the defunct clothing retailer!)

Hilarious

That reminds me, the next time I visit peaches I am going to try that again but pop a table tennis ball inside her and see if I can DT her into shooting out the lightbulb! I think I've just invented the prossie gun!  :wacko:  :D

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That reminds me, the next time I visit peaches I am going to try that again but pop a table tennis ball inside her and see if I can DT her into shooting out the lightbulb! I think I've just invented the prossie gun!  :wacko:  :D
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Offline maxxblue

Do you really think youve made them cum??

Do you mind if its over the top or do you prefer the fakeness at times?

Must admit i dont mind it but sometimes ive almost burst out laughing at some of the girls ive fucked

If you check out SAAFE it seems that some WG's do fake orgasms, but some also enjoy orgasms with punters:

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=19979

and

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=14977.0

Offline CBPaul

only when they go red in the face or flushed across the neck or tits, and have a flood of juice.

I'd go with that.
I'm pretty sure some have orgasmed, one cheeky cow said she'd had enough after cumming, er who's paying who was my thought.

I've experienced plenty of fakers and some have made me wonder for a moment or two. I can remember a couple of really bad fakers though, one was riding away saying fuck me harder baby, I'm gonna cum baby, blah blah with absolutely no emotion whatsoever, it was laughable and when I nutted I shouted yeehaw - she was pretty pissed as we were in a hotel at the time and made it quite clear I wasn't welcome back.

 


Offline d00fer

A lot don't bother to fake an orgasm with me, there's moaning some more convincing than others. Some are clearly fake orgasmers, a lot I couldn't tell and a few I'd be amazed if it wasn't genuine (the flushing, the muscle spasms, etc.). The last two lots are the ones I return to. As fluffy as it sounds there's very little that turns me on more than a woman convincingly seeming to enjoy herself.

Offline akauya

The only time I was 99% certain a prossie orgasmed with me was with a very pretty young English prossie. This is the days before the EE invasion when kissing was never allowed. Because this prossie's location was very convenient to me I ended up seeing her a few times (not enough to make her a regular though). We did click a bit and by the third time she warmed up to me quite a lot. So one day when I was fucking her she started to moan in a rather unusual way then suddenly she grabbed my face and started snogging me very passionately very soon after I popped but she wouldn't let me go and kept gyrating her hips until she came so loudly that the maid came to knock on the door to check if he was OK. She told me afterwards that she did indeed orgasm, etc.

The cynic in me always had a tiny bit of doubt whether if was just her trick to keep me as a regular but soon after that she went away and never saw her again. So after careful consideration I decided to believe she did indeed orgasm. Probably the fact that  I was a young man in my 20s and better looking than the overweight, middle aged, balding bastard I am now may have had something to do with it.

jcdmj12

With practice you can tell, if you've got your face buried between their legs.  A few 'unfakeable' signs are:

-their clit suddenly retracting into its hood just before/during orgasm
-the feel of their vaginal walls change (if you have a finger inside).  It often changes from the sort of 'ribbed' texture, to engorged, smooth and/or 'plump' during orgasm
-some girls will have very high-frequency involuntary spasms in their limbs... it's impossible to voluntarily move your muscles that fast so that's a tell
-lots of wetness, of course is a sign
-as is flushing
-they often pull some very funny faces too - not unfakeable, but most fakers don't deliberately gurn in the same way women undergoing le petit mort do.

Women and vaginas vary a lot though, they may display some all or none of these signs.

Offline Sparquin

With a new girl I often tell them at the start not to fake it as I tell them i can spot a fake orgasm easily. Hopefully that puts them off the theatrics.

Another non fakeable sign is sudden full body perspiration btw.

Offline Toshiba


So would yous prefer her not to fake it or just go along with it to make you feel better about the punt?

Offline ManInBlack

So would yous prefer her not to fake it or just go along with it to make you feel better about the punt?

I'm not too bothered if they cum or not.  Although I'd hope it wasn't a completely unpleasurable experience for them, I'm realistic enough to know most are probably just grinning and bearing it.

I'm ok with a bit of fake moaning and groaning as it suggests they're at least trying to interact, but if it's over the top or just plain unrealistic it would put me off.  I guess good WGs will know just the right amount

Offline socks

I've been with 60-70 prostitutes and the number who I've got to cum is four. One I knew from the moistening and spasms - I got a mouthful of her juices and her arsehole contractions at several per second around the finger I had up it, just aren't fakeable. The second was a regular who also came from my best gentle oral and bumhole fingering. No histrionics from her, she just flushed, moaned almost under her breath and became hyper sensitive after it subsided. She told me as I left that she had cum - like I hadn't noticed. The third was one who came so easily she apologised in advance! She said that other clients had told her not to do all the moaning but she couldn't help it. All the uncontrollable flushings and contractions were there! Finally I got one to cum in 69. I wasn't sure at the time but having filmed the session from her face end, I can see the tell tale reddening of face and particularly her neck as she squirmed on my face.

But as others have said I don't punt to give them orgasms. If it happens for them, lovely, it neither detracts from or adds to the experience for me. I lick their bits and fuck them because it turns me on, not because I want them to cum.


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