Author Topic: Why is Swansea so crap?  (Read 5137 times)

Offline throatfiller8

Swansea has to be declared a punting desert. After a disappointing and overpriced session with Cara (review to follow) I'll be calling it a day on Swansea and saving the punting coupons for the occasional visit to London. My main interest is Thais and Chinese massage girls who do extras. On both counts Swansea is now just awful. The few Thais who bother to rotate through Swansea are way past their best and think they can get away with London prices. It's still possible to have a really gorgeous and enthusiastic Thai in London - either through agencies or indies on AW etc -  for £150, and that will always include owo and cim, and often anal. The saggy Thais who turn up in Swansea always have a silly list of extra charges for owo etc that add the whole session up to at least £150 and often more. It's a complete mickey take, especially when you consider the high overheads the girls in London have to cover compared to here. As for the Chinese wanking shops I've given up. The occasional gem will appear for a week or two but that is increasingly rare now and the usual offering is a frumpy bird in her 40s or more with a belly and bad attitude who thinks £30 for a hurried wank, on top of £45 to £50 to get through the door, is justifiable. I just can't be doing with it anymore.

Offline aazbo22

What about a little train ride to cardiff?

Offline throatfiller8

Or Bristol, or Swindon, or whoever. Yeah, fair point and I might make a trip to Cardiff but I want to see the situation where I live improve!

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Offline throatfiller8

I don't think anyone can help in Swansea mate  :lol: It's a lost cause

Offline Pleiades

I don't think anyone can help in Swansea mate  :lol: It's a lost cause

Welsh Barbie would be my choice as god damn she looks hot. Hoping to see her when I'm next in Wales, as she still does days in Swansea or did when I last enquired.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2026, 03:11:59 pm by Pleiades »

Offline aazbo22

Emma James is a great punt - well reviewed too (including me)
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Ive tried to book Cindy but our diaries did not match - but she was very good on comms!
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Offline Colston36

Swansea has to be declared a punting desert. After a disappointing and overpriced session with Cara (review to follow) I'll be calling it a day on Swansea and saving the punting coupons for the occasional visit to London. My main interest is Thais and Chinese massage girls who do extras. On both counts Swansea is now just awful. The few Thais who bother to rotate through Swansea are way past their best and think they can get away with London prices. It's still possible to have a really gorgeous and enthusiastic Thai in London - either through agencies or indies on AW etc -  for £150, and that will always include owo and cim, and often anal. The saggy Thais who turn up in Swansea always have a silly list of extra charges for owo etc that add the whole session up to at least £150 and often more. It's a complete mickey take, especially when you consider the high overheads the girls in London have to cover compared to here. As for the Chinese wanking shops I've given up. The occasional gem will appear for a week or two but that is increasingly rare now and the usual offering is a frumpy bird in her 40s or more with a belly and bad attitude who thinks £30 for a hurried wank, on top of £45 to £50 to get through the door, is justifiable. I just can't be doing with it anymore.

Simple. It's off the beaten track and there's not much money there.

Offline PMAC123

Surprised to hear Swansea isn't good for Chinese. I haven't seen anyone in Swansea personally but I've heard about good chinese massage there fairly often...has it got quieter recently or did I imagine this? 
EDIT: ignore me, just noticed the part about the occasional frumpy bird lol, that's a shame
« Last Edit: February 12, 2026, 04:01:09 pm by PMAC123 »