I had not punted for a while and, when I do, I usually stick to regulars I already know. Saves time, money, and disappointment.
That said, I was in the mood for Thai and the options locally were very thin. Against my better judgement, I settled on Mila and broke my own golden rule by seeing someone with zero feedback on AW. Predictably, this turned out to be a mistake.
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Texted to enquire and received prompt replies with a full list of prices and extras. However, it was immediately obvious that the messages were not written by Mila herself. Her English is effectively non-existent, so I strongly suspect communication was handled by a maid or third party.
Cost and Duration
£120 for one hour.
Extras taken were OWO at £10 and CIM at £20. Other extras were offered but wisely declined.
Location
Newish block of flats opposite Sainsbury’s in Brentwood town centre. Easy enough to find and plenty of parking available in nearby car parks on the same street. No issues there.
The Punt
Buzzed in and was greeted by Mila. She was the same girl as in the pictures, so at least the first hurdle was cleared. Money taken immediately and she disappeared briefly to stash it.
I stripped down to my boxers and she returned, and we got started. Kissing first, which was poor. Closed lips only, no enthusiasm, no DFK at all, which for me is a big negative.
I moved to her chest and she took that as a cue to strip completely. No tease, no build-up, just clothes off and that was that.
I enjoy RO and usually get a very positive response. She allowed it but clearly did not enjoy it. No reaction whatsoever. She just lay there staring at the ceiling. Her pussy was clean, but completely unresponsive and uninspiring, so I quickly lost interest.
Switched to BJ. She sucked away but with a permanent grimace on her face. I am on the larger side, but most girls manage without issue. Here it looked like a chore from start to finish.
At this point I seriously considered cutting my losses, but I was already there. After around ten minutes of very average BJ, I finished in her mouth. She continued sucking until I was done, then left the room to spit it out.
When she returned, I tried to make some light conversation. Impossible. Her English is basically zero and she does not understand even simple phrases. I am not interested in messing about with Google Translate and like at least some banter with my WG. None to be had here.
Knowing the punt was already a disaster, I asked for a massage just to kill some time. As expected, it was dreadful. She pressed on me half-heartedly for about ten minutes while texting on her phone, which she picked up from the table. Eventually she put it down and I turned over, hoping to salvage something.
She gave another BJ to get me hard enough for sex. She did not understand any position requests, so I just went missionary. The grimace returned immediately and she was clearly uncomfortable or in pain. I asked if she wanted to stop. She gestured to continue, but it was pointless. The atmosphere was awful.
I stopped and told her to finish me off by hand. Her phone alarm went off with ten minutes still left. At that point I could not wait to leave. I dressed quickly and got out.
Conclusion
This is absolutely not the job for her. She cannot handle sex, does not seem to enjoy any part of it, and has zero ability to communicate. The result is a completely dead and uncomfortable atmosphere.
Would I return?
No. Not even if she paid me.
Textbook example of why zero-feedback punts are best avoided.
