External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyA pre-Christmas visit, made on impulse.
The phone was answered promptly and I arrived roughly five minutes later. I was shown upstairs to a well-appointed room, featuring a large bath, a separate shower, and a double bed with a mirror positioned at the foot. The setting itself was undeniably plush.
The therapist was one of the women shown in the Google photographs. Attractive enough, though somewhat fuller figured than expected.
I was asked whether I would like to use the bath. Against my better judgement, I agreed, at an additional cost of £20.
I was already aware that this establishment operates at a higher price point than most. However, there was very little by way of engagement or build-up, and it was only after around twenty to thirty minutes that the subject of additional services was raised.
This was the point at which the experience began to unravel. When I enquired about B2B, I was quoted £200. That figure immediately extinguished what little atmosphere there had been. Topless HJ was quoted at £80.
At that stage it became clear that I was no longer enjoying the experience. £200 for naked B2B struck me as entirely disproportionate. From that moment onwards, every interaction felt transactional, viewed through the lens of attempted overcharging.
I decided to proceed with the massage only. This decision was clearly not well received.
With approximately fifteen minutes remaining, she abruptly disengaged, informed me it was time for the bath, and made no further effort to interact with me. There was no continuation of the massage, no courtesy touch. Instead, she began preparing the bed for the next client.
After around five minutes in the bath, I got out. She appeared surprised that I had no interest in remaining there for the rest of the session. There seemed to be an assumption that paying £20 for the bath justified her effectively ending the appointment early.
My advice would be to save your money. There are far better options available. I previously considered Panviman expensive, yet it remains more reasonably priced than this establishment, with a noticeably higher standard of therapists.
If you want it even more detached, almost review-board formal, or subtly sarcastic but polished, I can shift it another notch.
