Sutton Exotic Party within the last six months
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrologue- I wrote this shortly after my experience at the venue, hence it is more emotive than usual. In holding true with my reviews this is detailed despite months passing. I was not going to write this but felt it just to give my own experience.
The Action- this format will be different as the scenario was not the usual 1 to 1 punting. After much hype here, I thought I’d break my party duck and try one of these out, alas it was not a great experience. But respect to Saltnpepper, Tantraman, Denhamhoop for putting this on people’s radar. I’m sure I’m missing other reviewers. As mentioned before, you book in advance and pay an eventbrite fee and the remainder in-house. I was actually very excited for this and couldn’t sleep the night before. Lucky for me I was super busy with work the week of the event so was not overthinking things. On Thursday evening the excitement hit me and having taking a day off work I was looking forward to some debauchery. The day flew by and before I know it I’d arrived at Sutton station. A brisk 12min walk and I had arrived about 5mins before kickoff.
Let in by Lucy herself. I’ve messaged with Lucy prior. So she had an idea of who I was and we were in talks about me coming here. A very brief / dry conversation and onto Lucy’s husband who briefed me. He’s a nice man, our background is similar(ish) so we had a chat. I joked he is an older version of me. Ivy, gave me a bag for belongings, she was intense with eye contact. Seemed all business doodling dicks no banter so I left her to it. I think Mandy clocked me as a new guy. I could see men sitting around in a main room near the double door entry. There’s a room aside for changing and before I walked in, I saw all the ladies walk up. So essentially, I was late to the action. I tried making jokes with Lucy yet this was lost in translation as she is all business.
Stripped down and saw a girl on the stairs who I exchanged pleasantries with. Head down she was deep in thought. Fucking was already away and I checked each room. It is a large house, with four rooms for action and another that was closed. Three girls in one, with cocks on standby. Four girls in another, side by side with even more dicks waiting. I took a piss and quick shower and looked into other rooms. Ivy and Mandy was busy and there was a 1 to 1 in the room adjacent. Hmmm... I am thinking wtf am I to do. Went downstairs again and chilled by myself in the waiting room where all the men were initially. Porno was playing with Lucy being hammered. A guy came down and I initiated a quick chat. He seemed experienced and said is it busier than usual. Upstairs again, and hanging around once more for a free pussy. The chaps seemed okay, we were talking briefly here and there. They commented it’s busy... I counted around 18 men? Not a full house but they seemed to be regulars. Either white or south Asian, ages were probably 20’s to 50’s. Although most of the men looked similar with an average build and height aside from one or two. I didn’t really notice cock sizes, I think most were average. Again, one or two may have been larger.
From what I recall, I was in the minority sauntering around with my flaccid dick hanging out (I’ve no shame). Most men were covered up. The girls that were available when there was a lull were not to my taste. Actually, without sounding rude, the girls aside from Ivy, Lucy (who didn’t engage at all) and two others were not to my liking. I’m too used to my Oriental dolls and Latina sex bombs. When a girl was ready to take the next cock, they would timidly or jokingly announce who was next. Literal conveyor belt. From the outside looking in, most of the people were shy yet I did hear some banter. And so, as many previous reviewers have forewarned, I was left stranded. A few other lost souls were wondering aimlessly. Although my cock was not in hand. It was as limp as can be and never reached full mast as I was disappointed and perplexed from the shenanigans. Everything seemed so lacklustre and uninviting.
I moseyed downstairs and sat in the waiting room contemplating wtf this event is. Lucy came over to me and asked if I was having fun. I vented to her how this was not what I expected. The constant waiting, the atmosphere, how the women were not to my standards, how I wasted my time, money and a vacation day for this. I say rant, but I wasn’t shouting and screaming. Lucy could tell I was annoyed and said at least I tried this and could tell it wasn’t for me. I bitched and complained again and I said I am off so she took me to the cloak room. I recall asking a younger guy who was there if there was any water and he didn’t think there was. For some reason this pissed me off as well, I just scoffed, while he politely smiled.
Checked a train and off I fucked after dressing whilst Lucy was talking to another party goer. I felt she wanted to say something but I only held eye contact for 1sec and left without saying goodbye. On the way to the station I arranged my next punt as the pill I took would wear off. Turns out that was also lacklustre, a waste of my nut. When it rains it pours. I was not pleased at all and laughed to myself ruefully how I wasted a day for this. Oh fucking well. At least I don’t need to immediately worry about catching anything. Silver linings and all boys.
Overall negative 1/10. Where to begin with this one... maybe don’t be late for starters. I did like Lucy’s husband and the other men seemed chilled and were quite friendly. Lucy was okay too, but as per reports she doesn’t talk much. This scene is not my cup of tea at all. I recall some kissing and RO which was baffling to me. I noticed all the sex was sensual and slow as well. I tend to go balls deep, hammer and tongs if a girl is comfortable. Regular men seem to have built a rapport and their action was longer.
Another disappointing aspect was the women. Without being demeaning in any way, I didn’t think much of them (bar the two I mentioned prior) were above average. Some were older, which is fine for variety. I was expecting a saucier line up, though Desi Mouse and Sunflower Doll did look good. Strange thing I noticed is when the girls were walking around to the bathroom or the house, they were very timid. No eye contact with men and brisk walking. A lot of them were petite with not many curves. Facially a bit plain for me, but hell, having said all this I still paid up and wanted a go. I could’ve ticked group sex off my list.
Epilogue- I tried to get out of my comfort zone and explore some new sexual experiences. But truth be told I felt embarrassed. I don’t even think I stayed more than 40mins at the time... I do think I have anti-social tendencies and I’m not extroverted at all. You probably need a certain demeanour or comfort to succeed at these events. I don’t know how others enjoy this, but to each their own. Another day or another time something else could’ve happened for me. Yet as for my experience, at that time and place? It was
SHIT.