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External Link/Members OnlyHey UKPunters, my first review (actually two) so please be kind!
I am a local and decided I had to add experiences with Jenny to round out my local knowledge, you know TOFTT! Having researched the reviews over the past 1-2 years for Jenny I will try to stick to some of the key points previous people have made (which was all mostly true for me btw so thank you all
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TLDR
Overall positive but much better second time when she knew exactly what I was there for. If you like young and fit, keep walking, this review is at best a neutral for you. However, if you want someone experienced in handling a cock and will let you touch them anywhere anytime and you can look past a plain face to a half decent body, this review is a positive with bonus points for a nice slow building orgasm and no sense of rushing it, she's reasonable value too considering the local area.
First visit late January 2026All arranged via text, for an early morning 60 min full body massage experience (wanted her at early part of day and easier for me to be away from home running "errands"). Comms were friendly but slow response back (I messaged at 4pm previous day and reply just after 11pm) - recommend calling if you want or need a quicker response. I was there about 10 mins early just as she was putting the blinds up and then confirmed I was the booking and took my 50 squids. She then locked front door as per all other reviews so this was a good sign. Very private off street location and this is a quiet time of year so not many people about. Confirmed rooms up the stairs and one large room with two tables.
Confirmed ordinary face. Confirmed body size 10/12ish. Older chinese appearance would easily walk past in street as per other reviews. It was depths of winter but shop and room well heated, she had black tights/leggings, denim shorts on top and a nice lacy black vest. She then shut the door and said I can remove clothes and showed me door hooks. I decided to test the waters to confirm other reviews and I was deliberately commando on this morning with no socks and trainers with no laces. I very quickly dropped my trousers whilst facing her (no boner as it was a brisk morning) and then took rest of my clothes off. She was looking in my direction but no visible turn away and motioned me onto the bed. She stepped out and I thought I would be super cheeky and lie face up - I've never done this but wanted to see what reaction I got, after trying to coax my cock into being a bit bigger! She returned to room and said turn over but I could tell she was having a look!
She asked what pressure I wanted and I opted for light to medium as I wanted a bit more than the fingertips that was mentioned in another review by Silverrocket and Jake.mackie. She then gave an alright massage with a light amount of non-greasy oil, not amazing but not awful and as she stepped to front of table I thought I would try grabbing her legs gently. No flinching or batting of my hand like I have had with other Chinese ladies in the past, so encouraged I grabbed her arse and tried rubbing her pussy and she did try positioning herself to give me better access. After 5-10 mins I was getting frustrated with the clothes in the way and tried to unbuckle the denim shorts. She then leaned in and whispered "we can get to that later". I let her continue and no matter where she was around table I could freely grab her and feel her up with no objections. A definite plus if you don't look at her face, she actually has an alright body for her age. Not as many CC swipes or ball grabbing as I expected, maybe as it was the first session she really wanted to figure me out as much I was her. I tried light moaning and lifting my arse off the bed to show her I was here for one thing.
Eventually, after a long tease, she asked me to turn over and offered HE for £20. I asked what else was on offer and she said nothing. I was really gutted at this point as I had read all the reviews and was hoping for more. Maybe because it was first massage with her or she misjudged me with a tracksuit and jumper she may have thought I was not good for the cash. I asked to see her naked. She said no, only touch on top of clothes. **At this point genuinely had I not joined this site and read all previous reviews, I would have stopped negotiating here** After a lot of begging and telling her she had a great body I could tell I was getting nowhere fast. So I said ok to the HE then. But she looked like she wanted me to say something specific and then my dick had my mouth saying "I'll pay extra" and then fast as lightning her eyes lit up and she said £40 total for the HE and her naked. I was still disappointed especially after review by trappr that said she offered B2B and for another tenner he got OWO!! She was not interested in offering that so I thought ok I'm 90 down total (£50 1 hour + 40 for HE and her naked) so take what I can get. For context, I am a middle aged XL guy, almost 6' and a fraction over 100Kg, maybe trappr had a better offer if he was younger/skinnier than me? Maybe the massage table can't support both my weight and Jenny's?? Who knows, whatever just pull my dick lady lol. She undressed and the lacy underwear was a nice touch.
Her HE technique was amazing. A few other Chinese ladies in the past slather cock in oil and go straight to full speed and finish me in 20-40 seconds, I really like Jenny took the time to start slowly, gently squeezing me and edging me. As it was already 30 mins in with a boner for most of that I already had precum on my cock! She stood beside the bed and let me have full access but did insist no finger penetration of her pussy. I obliged but she let me kiss her body, grab her, suck her mosquito bite A cups and I tried some clit/labia play. As per review from camzz69, confirmed neat and small trimmed bush on top and a very smooth pussy underneath, no strimmers needed for this one! She did some light moans but no obvious wetness and I thought with all the clit play she was going to be wetter, but nvm woman keep stroking me
Eventually she edged me up to orgasm which was a surprise as she was wanking me with foreskin covering glans, normally I need to have cock in "convertible" mode to help things along! Bonus points for continuing stroking until she could hear my groans subside and I relaxed the grip I had on her ass and thigh at this point too! She cleaned up very gently on cock and to her credit used baby wipes and paper towel and then also all oil wiped off body with paper towel too. She then offered head or more leg massage in my post orgasmic bliss and I opted for head as per RedditchJay review.
It was then time and we both clothed up again, I put £40 cash on the second bed near her phone whilst she was out of room. As I left she offered chocolates from reception area, I declined. I thanked her and she did a quick slap of my ass as I started to step outside the door so I reciprocated and she gave me a smile and said "see you soon".
Total cost: £50 for 1 hour + £40 for HE and naked
Second visit early February 2026This was an unexpected chunk of spare time and about a week after the first visit above. I called around 4pm as I did not want to risk a 7 hour delay on an sms reply this time around. Phone answered second ring and I said I could be there in 30 mins. Agreed and I decided to make it a 30 min session now that Jenny knows who I am and what I want. I arrived and she came downstairs, took payment and locked door again. Similar clothes to last time. This time I knew the drill and dropped trousers in front of her and hung clothing up. She had a similar unfussed expression to last time. I pulled a tenner out and asked her to do massage in underwear (I wanted to access her pussy and clit more easily and wanted to see if I could get cheaper thrills this time). She said no and asked for 40 (add 30 more to the 10 I gave) for clothing off. This time she wanted the cash upfront, I guess showing just the tenner had her nervous, not sure but at least no interruptions once this admin was done. I thought "ok at least she's naked from the beginning this time" and then she started. I was sure to put my cock into "convertible" mode before lying face down to ensure I could be more sensitive and grow a boner more easily.
No questions on pressure level this time but she did ask oil or no oil, I asked her preference and she said "no oil is good" and I thought given the 30 min window, less time for wiping off with paper towel and more time for other things. She got straight into a nice fingertip sensual massage on my back and shoulders as per Jake.mackie review. I wasn't after a real massage anyway and it quickly had the little fella filling with blood. I took advantage of her standing naked near front of table and accessed her pussy lips easily and tried to get the clit/labia massaging going as well. I could even turn on my side and I don't know about the other reviewers but when she leaned forward, her thighs and butt went really firm and I had to give it a nice squeeze, got me going more than I expected! I must point out something slightly unexpected at this time, she said no finger penetration last time so respecting that I stuck to clit/labia massage but as I circled around her pleasure hole, I noticed something firm. I gently explored as best I could, it seemed possibly a tampon but no obvious string dangling down - not even sure she is of an age to still have periods?? So yeah was something random but made a mental note to come back in 14 days wink wink. She then quickly moved to my legs and a lot lot more cc swipes, ball sack brushing and attention to this inner thigh area compared to last time, she knew exactly what I was after. I was quick to lift my butt into the air to help her out and made the right noises as she progressively gave this area more attention.
By about the 10-15 min mark she said turn over. No awkward discussion on services and amount as I had paid upfront this time. Like the first time, she stood close by the bed and started to work on me slowly and caressing my balls more than last time which felt good. I was able to keep playing with her pussy and suck on her nipples like last time as well. I took a bit longer to climax and she cleaned me up well with a baby wipe again and then said "ok, done". And with that clothes back on, thank you very much and a cheeky tap of her butt as I walked out the door (was careful to look for anyone before doing this, don't want general public to get the wrong idea from this legit looking place!)
Total cost: £30 for half hour + £40 for HE and naked
So I'm not sure if the experience for me will improve much from here for me, she definitely doesn't seem to offer as much to me as Jake.mackie or trappr were lucky to get (see their reviews)! Maybe will come with more cash next time but don't want to overdo it, she isn't the youngest or best looker but the delicious slow orgasm is enough to keep me cumming back for now...will post any future visits here.
