Happened this week.
Was passing through town and basically stopped at the first place I saw that looked overtly like a massage parlour. Walked in, no prior appointment. On-street parking is free after 6pm.
Was ushered in by a Chinese Mamasan who seemed to be the sole employee at the time. 50+, physically unremarkable, no attraction there at all, but I wasn't there to admire her. Quoted £50 for an hour massage. The face-down session was actually very good, on her encouragement I took a strong oil massage with hot stones. I stripped and assumed the position, initially she massaged through a towel but this was discarded after about five minutes. Methodical, oily, and at times teasing massage followed. The hot stones element was a new one for me, and I have to say I found it pleasant. On the flip she asked "you want naughty?" and pointed to my half-lob. I asked for a handjob. She mimed taking off her clothes, but I shook my head and replied just hand is OK. I closed my eyes and imagined a much younger and hotter woman, as she delivered a nice oily handjob to completion. She cleaned me up, carefully washed her hands, and gave a head, face and arm massage to bring the time to exactly one hour. She patted the oil off me with paper. There had been no discussion of prices for extras, but I passed her £30 which she seemed pleased with.
During the massage I heard what I think must have been other employees arriving for the evening shift. They sounded younger than Mamasan. Damn! No sign of them on exit however.
Positive for a quick, easy service that did the job. Reading other area reviews, if I was after a hottie I should have gone for the China Girls outfit? Not likely I'll be back in the area any time soon, but who knows.
Massage, HJ. £80 for 1 hour including tip.
