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20 review(s) for lilywhitexx (17 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Quesadilla

Loving your last 2 reviews..... :thumbsup:
Cheers Taz, I somehow have about 6 Scots ladies in my HotLists and I'm pretty sure a fair few of them have been inspired by yours...maybe we should do a house swap / HL swap some day?  :lol:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE


Great review, she's already in my hotlist, really need to find an excuse to go to Scotland!  :thumbsup:

She was in London a couple of weeks ago! I tried to book her but she was unavailable!

Offline Quesadilla

She was in London a couple of weeks ago! I tried to book her but she was unavailable!
I was in Munich at the time for work.  :(

Would love to get my hands on her for sure, so will be keeping an eye out for tours...but now I'm getting interested in this "Slut-Swap" idea I just had...any other single guys interested in a house swap after comparing notes on Hot Lists??  :lol:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline carlisle78

Cheers Taz, I somehow have about 6 Scots ladies in my HotLists and I'm pretty sure a fair few of them have been inspired by yours...maybe we should do a house swap / HL swap some day?  :lol:

I've been trying to get KDD to do a Scottish tour - but I guess she has enough on her hands with you dirty southerners - guess I'll have to keep coming to London and you'll have to get up north ! :D
Banning reason: Trolling another member because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. Also known as EdiTed on other sites.

Offline Quesadilla

I've been trying to get KDD to do a Scottish tour - but I guess she has enough on her hands with you dirty southerners - guess I'll have to keep coming to London and you'll have to get up north ! :D
We do try to keep KDD busy... :D

Definitely starting to get enough on my list to think about a Northern tour...maybe in summertime when the weather's a bit nicer though!  :cool:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Aspen

She was in London a couple of weeks ago! I tried to book her but she was unavailable!

Sounds about right. There's a touch of arrogance about her that rings warning bells very loud.
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Offline Luke

How does she look facially, what would you rate her out of 10?

She looks very gorl next door ..... Maybe a girl who would sing in a church choir  :angelgirl:

Look wise maybe about 7/10 as I like my girls a bit dirtier looking .......but service wise she gets top marks..... :thumbsup:

Offline Matrix

She looks very gorl next door ..... Maybe a girl who would sing in a church choir  :angelgirl:

Look wise maybe about 7/10 as I like my girls a bit dirtier looking .......but service wise she gets top marks..... :thumbsup:
Ha, ha, ha! Sorry, I can't help myself!

Only a 7?

That'll be you in the dog house now!

A 7 cos she looks very girl next door not because she isn't good looking ...I prefer the pouty lips, make up and dark eyes.......

Ha, ha, ha! Sorry, I can't help myself!

Only a 7?

That'll be you in the dog house now!

I take it your just logging in and out between sucking cocks.....?

Offline Matrix

Why don't you entertain us all by telling everyone why you think I'm a hooker?

Have you noticed anyone else with your suspicions?

You've a real chance of your age overtaking your I.Q.

No offence, Pal...

Just a hunch as you have had no real contribution to the forum...... Your post are all negatives and jumping on the back of others points.....apart from one negative review you have no mention (can't confirm 100% as tbh I can't be arsed reading all your posts) of any other girls you have seen that would be an advantage and informative for us genuine punters on here .....

Even your last post about "you're in the dog house now" .......how does that help anyone it just sounds like a bitchy comment .........to do what prove you're one of the "lads"?

Offline Matrix

Well Taz, perhaps if you did go back over my posts, you'd find a lot of "pointless" comments come from yourself.

The fact of the matter is, you were making a complete tit of yourself on the Jordain thread and had a good few renowned members tell as much. You asked Marmalade for evidence. As your pal TJ said, i quoted all that was needed, and those quotes being from the same thread.

Me having quoted you, lead you to calling me a hooker.

I should have taken my own advice and just blanked you. You clearly have trouble reasoning.

Just one last thing.

Are you by any chance Russel Brand?

Well Taz, perhaps if you did go back over my posts, you'd find a lot of "pointless" comments come from yourself.

The fact of the matter is, you were making a complete tit of yourself on the Jordain thread and had a good few renowned members tell as much. You asked Marmalade for evidence. As your pal TJ said, i quoted all that was needed, and those quotes being from the same thread.

Me having quoted you, lead you to calling me a hooker.

I should have taken my own advice and just blanked you. You clearly have trouble reasoning.

Just one last thing.

Are you by any chance Russel Brand?

Damn the Messiah has been outed....... Now you toddle back off and get lubed up for your next client

Offline Marmalade

A 7 from Taz is so exceptionally low for him on his fluff scale that it means either she's a complete and utter utter dog or she won't let him put his tongue right up her arse to look for crumbs. On balance I'd say that's a +1 for lily even if she does have stretch marks.

A 7 from Taz is so exceptionally low for him on his fluff scale that it means either she's a complete and utter utter dog or she won't let him put his tongue right up her arse to look for crumbs. On balance I'd say that's a +1 for lily even if she does have stretch marks.

Marm your shite makes total sense ..... :dash: :wacko: :crazy:

Online Lilywhite

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Fuck sake, I go and book myself in for a tummy tuck and now I need a face lift too?!

Offline Drillakilla

Fuck sake, I go and book myself in for a tummy tuck and now I need a face lift too?!

Not a face lift, a paper bag :D
Banning reason: Creating multiple accounts + Trolling

Offline Marmalade

Fuck sake, I go and book myself in for a tummy tuck and now I need a face lift too?!

Just keep a sense of humour and you'll maybe be all right hen. Remember it might be a job to you not to us.  ;)

Offline hendrix

I just saw her in London, lovely girl,  excellent punt and a good laugh. Really good owo and swallow.

Offline Tjkooker

Not a face lift, a paper bag :D

Haha. Having seen the face pic that's the safest option :lol:
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline chico1000

Lilly you will be racking up the credits, just had a look at your PG on the strength there was a face pic from TG. Although the face pic is probably not your best and I really don't like the authentic schoolgirl look (too pervy for my warped moral compass) the rest looks hot and I am tempted.
Banning reason: Troll

Fuck sake, I go and book myself in for a tummy tuck and now I need a face lift too?!

 :D :lol:




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