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Offline Marmalade

I'm afraid Andrea and Chloe don't have web photos. Chloe has an AW photo but it shows nowt. Check my reviews of her and others on this forum and on ISG. If you like slim, about size 6, between A and B cup, gorgeous face, perfect skin, a smile that melts you, enthusiastic and tender DFK and OWO, and a sweet tight pussy, she's pretty good. She's 21 and doesn't look a day over 18. (A bit like your Northern Babe but brunette perhaps. Dundas St is 5mins walk from LSS). Slightly older (late twenties?) and like Andrea (who is stunning) at LSS, is Maria, a Greek girl who also gives fantastic service. Often it is best to ring ahead and book or these girls may be taken. LSS standards seem to be improving again, but it was hit-and-miss for a while. Several punters (myself included) used to keep 'brilliant' and 'avoid' lists. On the indies, they pop up and down so often it's hard to keep track. Scottish Hottie is one of my long time faves. 21yrs, slim, 5'11", very lovely personal service. You won't get a full face photo on her profile but enough to get an idea. None of these girls will cost you agency prices either. I like the look of girls on the Northern Babes site you mention. The girls I've seen from this agency have been quite reliable. 
« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 11:20:24 PM by Marmalade »

Offline xuan

Nice one Marmalade, just read yours and several others' reviews of Chloe and she definitely sounds worth a visit. Initially I didn't really like the sound of saunas as I got the impression they're kind of run-down places with average, older, weathered looking women. I think that's the stereotype image, and I bought into it. LSS sounds like a genuinely 'upmarket' establishment. I'm still not delighted at the prospect of diving into one of these places off a busy street with people watching you and having to sit around making awkward chat with other punters in a 'waiting room', but fuck it. I'll give it a go when I get the chance.

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Scottish Hottie is one of my long time faves. 21yrs, slim, 5'11", very lovely personal service. You won't get a full face photo on her profile but enough to get an idea.

Do you mean on AW? I searched for "Scottish Hottie" but can't find her?

The agency you linked to looks good, haven't seen that one before. Got it bookmarked. Yeah the Northern babes are all stunners, I want to see that 'schoolie tasha' next time! I love how they 'obscure' some of their faces with only the slightest photoshop blur! Makes you wonder what the fuck the point is in even bothering. Surely anyone could still recognise them.

Offline Marmalade

Do you mean on AW? I searched for "Scottish Hottie" but can't find her?

https://www.adultwork.com/603241

(apparently she's 24 now lol - still recommended)
« Last Edit: October 18, 2011, 01:49:56 PM by Marmalade »


2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline xuan

Oh right, yes, I've seen her before actually (I remember that pic of the guitar). It seems the search on AW is case-sensitive, I searched for 'Scottish Hottie' instead of 'Scottish hottie'. I'll bear her in mind, although she doesn't do OWO which is kinda my thing.

Offline Stiltskin

I would say the punting capital is London for the sheer amount of girls, but the best place in the UK to punt for me is Edinburgh. I've punted in other places of note like Manchester and MK, but neither of these places are as good as Edinburgh.

LSS sounds like a genuinely 'upmarket' establishment. I'm still not delighted at the prospect of diving into one of these places off a busy street with people watching you and having to sit around making awkward chat with other punters in a 'waiting room', but fuck it. I'll give it a go when I get the chance.

If you're worried about the waiting room, LSS is the best sauna to visit. The street is not very busy and once inside it's all very laid back. If you mention it's your first time there, one of the girls will even give you a little tour.

You pay your entry fee to the reception desk, put your clothes in a locker and take a shower. Put a robe on and return to reception to pick a girl. It's just like visiting a spa, with the added benefit of some hardcore sex.

Tony Montana

I'd say Manchester for the sheer number and quality of massage parlours that exist, with MK a close second.


Offline Marmalade

A new book (by a councillor no less  :scare: nb: aka total fuckwit) wants to put London firmly on the 'sin' map



In City of Sin you discuss girls who do lap dancing to get through a PhD. With student fees and the cost of living going up so dramatically, do you think more will be tempted in to the sex industry?
I think it will happen. I don’t think it’s a good idea, I don’t think it’s ever a good idea to enter it because I don’t think you’re ever fully in control of it. It’s not something, (pauses) I’d ever advise my daughters to do if they are desperate for money, but I understand why they do it. People have to survive and make choices.

Of course dear. Become a councillor instead, then you can advise lots of people about things of which you have no experience whatsoever
 
Have conditions for prostitutes got better?
The Romans had sex slaves brought over to satiate their armies; presumably there wasn’t enough women in England or not the right kind. The slave trade was part of their culture anyway and so they brought over women from all parts of the Roman Empire. It was pretty grim for the women as they were put in these shacks and used to service the garrison. There wasn’t even a proper bed.
 
95% of women involved in prostitution now are drug dependent. You only need to go and see Sue Johnson at POW - the prostitute outreach project - and she’ll tell you the same. They’re on the game because they have a drug habit. It’s very, very sad. Their bodies have been ravaged by the drug and you wonder what kind of predatory bastards would/could go with someone so tired and desperate.
 
So sad indeed. And you only have to look at what homeless people drink to know that Buckfast and Carlsberg Special make people homeless. While your spouting logical fallacies a two-year old child with brain damage could punch holes in, maybe we should ask a statistician to run the local council for you.

City of Sin goes someway to explaining why we’re so obsessed with sex …
It’s something we all do. We’re all in the world because of sex. I tried to explain the book to one person and they looked at me and said, it’s just not interesting and I said, how can that not be interesting? Everyone is interested in sex because it’s about what other people are doing. It’s that element of gossip. Of  Prurience. Titillation. My book is very ‘carry on’ London in that sense. It’s about humanity and the strange and weird things people go through. There’s something about the English character which is puritanical and disapproving and absolutely fascinating at the same time. I think this has something to do with our inability to express our emotions and so it becomes repressed and suppressed and pops out (laughs) at inappropriate times. That’s why we have the culture of smut and Viz magazine.

And indeed your own book as well! All hail puritanical smut and idiocy!

Full interview - with equally clueless interviewer - at http://www.leftlion.co.uk/articles.cfm/title/catharine-arnold/id/3987
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 01:07:26 AM by Marmalade »

Offline xuan

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In City of Sin you discuss girls who do lap dancing to get through a PhD. With student fees and the cost of living going up so dramatically, do you think more will be tempted in to the sex industry?
I think it will happen. I don’t think it’s a good idea, I don’t think it’s ever a good idea to enter it because I don’t think you’re ever fully in control of it. It’s not something, (pauses) I’d ever advise my daughters to do if they are desperate for money, but I understand why they do it. People have to survive and make choices.

Of course dear. Become a councillor instead, then you can advise lots of people about things of which you have no experience whatsoever
 
Have conditions for prostitutes got better?
The Romans had sex slaves brought over to satiate their armies; presumably there wasn’t enough women in England or not the right kind. The slave trade was part of their culture anyway and so they brought over women from all parts of the Roman Empire. It was pretty grim for the women as they were put in these shacks and used to service the garrison. There wasn’t even a proper bed.
 
95% of women involved in prostitution now are drug dependent. You only need to go and see Sue Johnson at POW - the prostitute outreach project - and she’ll tell you the same. They’re on the game because they have a drug habit. It’s very, very sad. Their bodies have been ravaged by the drug and you wonder what kind of predatory bastards would/could go with someone so tired and desperate.
 
So sad indeed. And you only have to look at what homeless people drink to know that Buckfast and Carlsberg Special make people homeless. While your spouting logical fallacies a two-year old child with brain damage could punch holes in, maybe we should ask a statistician to run the local council for you.

City of Sin goes someway to explaining why we’re so obsessed with sex …
It’s something we all do. We’re all in the world because of sex. I tried to explain the book to one person and they looked at me and said, it’s just not interesting and I said, how can that not be interesting? Everyone is interested in sex because it’s about what other people are doing. It’s that element of gossip. Of  Prurience. Titillation. My book is very ‘carry on’ London in that sense. It’s about humanity and the strange and weird things people go through. There’s something about the English character which is puritanical and disapproving and absolutely fascinating at the same time. I think this has something to do with our inability to express our emotions and so it becomes repressed and suppressed and pops out (laughs) at inappropriate times. That’s why we have the culture of smut and Viz magazine.

And indeed your own book as well! All hail puritanical smut and idiocy!

LOL. Well, I've never heard of the author, but I just googled her out of interest and it seems she actually used to be an escort in her younger days. I suppose that does add a little more credibility to her sentiments ...well, maybe. I'd rather hear from an ex-escort than the likes of some cretin from the Guardian feminist elite anyway. I do agree with her about people's innate prurience, but that is a point that has been made many times before and usually far more eloquently. What really raises the red flag for me though is the citing of dubious statistics with all the self-assured facade of a politician giving a speech.

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...You only need to go and see Sue Johnson at POW - the prostitute outreach project - and she’ll tell you the same.

Er, no thanks. If you want to talk statistics, then I think I'd rather get an independent, impartial body to carry out a proper survey, preferably one with experience in ascertaining unbiased data with its roots in a university department. Feminists are experts at pulling statistics out of their arses ("1 in 3 women are victims of rape", etc) and the strategic deployment of deliberately nebulous language, which they can then define later how they want, as and when it suits them. A lot like arguing with religious people, come to think of it.

For your amusement: http://www.fredoneverything.net/Rape.shtml



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