*Catching up on reviews all from Autumn/Winter 2025 before it gets too far towards the 6 month limit. More or less only started trying new girls from end of last summer, after my regular went abroad for what turned out to be the rest of the year! Three reviews for girls I've seen at HOD.*
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External Link/Members OnlyUnlike my other 2 HOD encounters so far, I called to pre-book Elle in advance, as I had had my eye on her last time she was on the rota - but that was when I was just starting out my punting journey and I was far too nervous about it all to try out a brothel. Was also very satisfied with my regular after I started seeing her and wasn't inclined to try anyone new. But - now Elle is back and I still liked the look of her so as soon as she reappeared on the HOD site I called ahead to secure a 1h booking a few days ahead. Was told to call or text on the morning-of to confirm the booking, between 10.00 and 10.30am. As usual comms were good and maid was friendly.
Confirmed my booking on the morning, was told Elle would be on 1st floor, headed towards Victoria at the given time. Nothing new to say as HOD is well reviewed here. Maid received me and plonked me in the kitchen/utility room which I've seen other people complain about but I prefer that to seeing other punters myself. After a couple of minutes was given the go-ahead to pop in for a quick shower (not great not terrible as per previous review) then shown to Elle's room. It was smaller than the one I saw Ginevra in but still fine, bed was decent all things considered.
Elle came in while I dried off and first impressions were pretty good. She's a cute girl, very 'GND'ish in my opinion, looks to be in her mid-20s per HOD page. Nice natural body, slim and well proportioned but not especially gym-fit I don't think. A small spattering of tattoos. In any case I wasn't disappointed with her appearance at all. Cash handed over and intros exchanged - Elle seems to be quite bright, sweet and genuine. Comes across as quite submissive, but not in a shy or anxious way, happy for me to take the lead but flowed quite naturally from there. Kissing was OK, started light and got a little more passionate as we warmed into the booking but never crossed into what I'd call 'proper' FK. Service otherwise good and energetic, clean and fresh, no issues. That said, I just didn't really click with her - she's nice, makes an effort, and is naturally attractive, but I didn't feel any kind of spark. With some SPs I've seen, I almost forget that it's a transactional arrangement, but that never happened with Elle. Think I may have left before time after I'd finished and had a brief post-session chat which is unusual for me.
Overall it's still a positive, if an unexceptional one. There were no issues, as such, to justify bringing it down to a Neutral but I can't say it was one of my better punts. Others may have a better experience if there's more chemistry, I couldn't say. All the same she's young and cute, seems eager to please, and has a pleasant personality. If I were proper loaded I might go see her again for that alone but, like everyone else here, I have a limited punting budget and have to be more selective.
Summary below:
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When & where: HOD in Pimlico, Autumn 2025.
Paid: £160 for 1h no extras.
Accurate profile: yeah it's representative enough, age seems accurate, no issue with requested services from base list.
Good value: pretty good IMO she's cute, young and English so it's good value for central London. Service was fine but unexceptional.
Would return: probably not, myself. She's a nice girl but I didn't feel like we really 'clicked' and there's a lot of others I would like to try, both at HOD and outside.