April, Georgia & Effy - House of divine FFFM - Victoria

[Brewster81]

Booked
April - exactly like pics naturally pretty tit's are nice in the future will need a job done - think viking
Georgia - really nice pretty blonde Essex girl petit has some scars from the book job still
Effy all natural TBs but nice body

All naturally pretty all eager

Was made to wait in kitchen till other punters left
Weird
Will make sure I'm 1st in if I ever do in the future
Thought I was woth 11am booking

April and Georgia walked in
Light French kissing
Then deep especially from goergia
April goes down
Proper BJ
Kissing Georgia
Effy walks in and says no fingers
No problem

I had them kissing each other
Three way kissing
Four way kissing
Fucked each one in doggy whilst I got one kissing the one I'm fucking the other kissing me everyone swapping
Triple BJs
Then finished woth April blowing me
Three way kissing the other two
All laying on me kissing me goodbye

Great punt
100% again

Location clean but small by Victoria
Cost 510 for 1 hour
All DFK OWO and sex

Great session

[KeefeD40]

Sounds stellar mate nice one

And pretty good VFM too

[Heph]

Was there a bothersome change of condoms required for taking each one?

[scouting]

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Which location was this please?

[Mkhelen]

Was there a bothersome change of condoms required for taking each one?

Yes it would definitely happen

It's not a porn set

Everyone has to swap condoms for safety hygiene and cleanliness the girls have to have sweet smelling vaginas so need to look after that

Girls can get bv fishy fanny from unsafe practices

Same as condoms on sex toys

[Massage Bloke]

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Which location was this please?

I would assume, HOD HQ.... in Victoria/Pimlico

OP mentions the location as Victoria.

He also mentions, having to wait in the kitchen, which smacks of  the usual HOD way of doing things at the Victoria location.

[Massage Bloke]

Yes it would definitely happen

It's not a porn set

Everyone has to swap condoms for safety hygiene and cleanliness the girls have to have sweet smelling vaginas so need to look after that

Girls can get bv fishy fanny from unsafe practices

Same as condoms on sex toys

But did it happen?

You were not there.

[Magic500]

Glad you had a good time.

Each to their own but I would not spend that sort of bob with hod given the conveyor belt system and how rushed it all is.
I'd have set up a threesome somewhere else and saved a bit too.

[Massage Bloke]

Glad you had a good time.

Each to their own but I would not spend that sort of bob with hod given the conveyor belt system and how rushed it all is.
I'd have set up a threesome somewhere else and saved a bit too.

£500 for an hour with three SPs in central London doesn't sound too bad to me.  You could spend that on a Diva SP, and still have poor punt.

How much would you expect to pay if you set up a threesome somewhere else?

[Massage Bloke]

Perhaps I've got it all wrong, but I thought the "bothersome change of condom" post was an attempt at sarcasm,  and he was implying that the ladies might not have changed condoms. 

OP,  wrote: "Thought I was woth 11am booking" .... which seems to be a typo. I took it to mean that OP thought he had the 11am booking. 

I have to say that IMO, OP doesn't come across as "very entitled" as you put it. It was a pos review and he seemed to have a really good time.

[scouting]

I would assume, HOD HQ.... in Victoria/Pimlico

OP mentions the location as Victoria.

He also mentions, having to wait in the kitchen, which smacks of  the usual HOD way of doing things at the Victoria location.

Thanks, can see it now

[Massage Bloke]

"Anyway apologies if I have misunderstood anything anyone has said."


Likewise, Laura!

Half the posters on this forum must have a PhD in ambiguity!

    

[LauraHoD]

I think I might of woken up a bit feisty after my morning caffeine injection lol

Or lunchtime...whatever time!!

[Heph]

But did it happen?

You were not there.

Quite.
It may have been the brevity of the description in review, coupled with knowing that many of us get distracted by one change, and that in the throes of an hour's foursome thus described "Fucked each one in doggy whilst I got one kissing the one I'm fucking the other kissing me everyone swapping", two changes might result in a loss of focus (allowing that 3 invitingly peachy bottoms in a row might go some way to compensate for this) - and that, as is often observed, like a therapy session, one hour of real time = 50 minutes 'HoD time'

CF Laura's reply: I've never used HoD, but have the sense from reading many reviews of the agency's gals that three work colleagues there would probably police this and each other's behaviour, and certainly would claim they did on this platform- but I wanted to ask the reviewer directly.

[Mkhelen]

I wasn't there no obviously

I was stating from the many years of experience of multiple people in a booking and I have worked many years at that brothel and that would be the expected process of the session

Multiple holes equals multiple condom changes

Very good sp would do it so swiftly quickly and sexy that you wouldn't notice it happening because they would be distracting you with other activities ie kissing and groping
 

[Massage Bloke]

Glad you had a good time.

Each to their own but I would not spend that sort of bob with hod given the conveyor belt system and how rushed it all is.
I'd have set up a threesome somewhere else and saved a bit too.

I've got to come back to this.

Would you go to an agency?

If you were using AW, how would you go about it? If you found an SP, you would have to tell her she was going to be one of three girls, who she hasn't met. Then you would have to find the other two girls, and tell them the same. Otherwise you would have to search for an SP with a regular duo girl, and then search for the third girl. And they would all have to have a very reasonable hourly rate to beat the £500 that OP paid. And what venue would you use?

If you went to an agency, you would be very unlikely indeed to beat the £500 that OP paid.

Don't forget, this is central London.

By any measure, OP got VFM.




 

[LipLover]

Yes three young British girls for around £500 is definitely good VFM. Lots of AW young British SP would be charging £250+ per hour each. Plus arranging it would hard work without going through an agency.

Picky point: April is Australian!

[LauraHoD]

Yeah I knew someone would say that...but she probably has a British passport. Anyway its not like Australian SPs are gonna be charging any less than the British ones. If anything probably more since rates in Australia are high than over here.

[Brewster81]

OK
Lots of drama going on in this chat
Yes April is Australian
Yes they changed condoms
Yes I prefer this and when changing i always had one giving me head whilst the other kissed
No I'm not implying appointments tents should have been changed
Merely meant I thought and was sure I was told 11 was 1st appointment when it appears 10 is so wish I would have booked 10 that's all

Not to sure where the guy telling me I'm entitled is coming from
And yes Victoria location

For the critics out there
The negativity gone on in the chat is why some people dont bother posting which is why I haven't in the past
But the girls asked me to make a review

[LauraHoD]

Sorry it wasnt a "guy" it was me who accused you of being entitled. I did misunderstand what you said.
  And 11am is the first booking. The phone goes on at 10am but it is not normal for bookings to start before 11am.

I apologise for any offence caused. I wouldn't call this drama. Pretty standard UKP chit chat.

Anyway thank you for coming back and clearing up any misunderstandings.

[Brewster81]

I literally had a great time great girls
Just won't bother reviewing next time 🤷

[Mr Garmin]

I literally had a great time great girls
Just won't bother reviewing next time 🤷

What, not even if the SP askes you to?

[LauraHoD]

Glad you had a good time.

Each to their own but I would not spend that sort of bob with hod given the conveyor belt system and how rushed it all is.
I'd have set up a threesome somewhere else and saved a bit too.

Ok to be fair you never specified that the girls had to be young or British so it is totally possible you could find 3 ladies on AW that charge under £160.  Not sure how easy it would be to get them all in the same place at the same time. Or there are lower priced agencies(or massage parlours outside of London)that might be able to arrange such a booking. Is this 3 girl booking something you have actually done or hypothetical?

You could actually go to a northern massage parlour and get 3 girls for £300(maybe less) but if you wanted any kissing or OWO etc. The extras would add up pretty quick with 3 girls. Plus the train fare from London.

[joshwinkers]

Just wanted to say I appreciate the review. I'm well aware of the downsides to the HoD set up and unlike seeing certain adultwork girls in my experience you'll always just get sixty minutes from when the door opens to when you leave the venue, but I'm visiting increasingly often due to the convenience of the venue, and that I've never been messed around time wise or cancelled upon or anything like that.

[Massage Bloke]

"I'd have set up a threesome somewhere else and saved a bit too."


I luv this causal throwaway remark. It's such nonsense! 

It's as if it's on a daily "to do" list:

1. Go to Tesco and get the week's shpping.

2. Cut the lawn and do some weeding.

3. Arrange a session with three SPs, decide on a venue. (must be under £500 in total)

There is no  acknowledgment of the logistics involved in booking three SPs, getting them all to be in the one place at the same time, sorting a venue, and having to keep it all under £500...

[Brewster81]

It was just a fantasy
I got lucky as it was originally ffm
Then April popped up and I was like yes

Like I said
Just wish I had been first in not waiting around in the kitchen
But all 3 were great and I highly recommend the experience
Just not doing the review 😉

[LauraHoD]

HoD reviews do tend to get lots of comments
Especially a FFFM.
Lots to unpack as they say!!

[puntingking]

Like I said
Just wish I had been first in not waiting around in the kitchen
But all 3 were great and I highly recommend the experience
Just not doing the review 😉

why would you want to encourage members to not review 

it is a forum, sometimes there are dramas and opinions that are different to you and me. That's what all forums are like 

[puntingking]

I literally had a great time great girls
Just won't bother reviewing next time 🤷

why 

If you don't like what another member is saying then you can simply ignore them.

[Brewster81]

It'd not about what was said it'd how it's said buddy speaking like I'm an entitled punter when just out for some fun
If you dont like what I am saying take your own advice maybe🤷

[puntingking]

It'd not about what was said it'd how it's said buddy speaking like I'm an entitled punter when just out for some fun
If you dont like what I am saying take your own advice maybe🤷

I will just like to add that you can always report something to the mods team if you don't like what is being said 

[Brewster81]

Nah I'm not like that
And it's not that bad
Just dont know why all this captivity in your own negativity 🤷

[LauraHoD]

I did apologise for making that comment. I misunderstood what you said. Thats "my bad". So I am sorry I offended you and please don't be put off making more reviews.

P.S. Im not sure if you can tell but i'm one of the girls(service providers) i'm not a punter. Like i said im sorry i misunderstood from the way you had written something and took it the wrong way. Please don't dwell on it im sure you are a very respectful client.

[puntingking]

Nah I'm not like that
And it's not that bad
Just dont know why all this captivity in your own negativity 🤷

I like your review. I have never seen three sps at once. This is something that I will like to do at some point 

[Massage Bloke]

I think it's time Laura apologised to OP, again! 

[Brewster81]

Why is she on here anyway it's not called ukproviders🤷😉

[puntingking]

Why is she on here anyway it's not called ukproviders🤷😉

Sps do have a good insight into sex work so their contributions to discussions offers a balence insight from the sps perspective. 

It adds to discussions when sps and punters are on the same forum 

[LauraHoD]

Why is she on here anyway it's not called ukproviders🤷😉

There are quite few service providers on the forum. If you look on the left side you can see it says LauraHoD. And service provider underneath so it should be clear who I am. We don't post under puesdonames. We have to make it clear who we are and we have to follow strict rules and remain respectful and polite. And have less access to information about punters. So for example I can't look up who else you have reviewed in the past.

[Jonestown]

Sounds like a fun meet, wish I was still up to that sort of intense action.

As a matter of interest OP, how many days ahead did you book the three girls and what time did you phone in to confirm on the day ?

[Iloveoral]

I literally had a great time great girls
Just won't bother reviewing next time 🤷

Thanks for the review matey,  greatly appreciated, sounds like fun.
Please keep the reviews coming, if you get any grief from other members, please click report to moderator on the post, we will deal with them,
I do find you’ve been hit with a little unnecessary hostility.

Why is she on here anyway it's not called ukproviders🤷😉

This is an ongoing discussion for the team, I’m not a fan in general and I know the boss isn’t either, more of an inherited situation from the old site owner.
SP’s comments are monitored and some SP’s do get removed from site if found to break the rules or be overly involved with comments against other members, to confirm this is a punters forum. 

[Steely Dan]

Thank you for the review.

I'm just a random punter but I encourage you to keep reviewing.  Perhaps 4 people made strong comments - and of those most were trying to be witty or show they know better.  Just roll your eyes.  And note there are 170,000 members and 5000 on at this point in time.  So don't let the 4 posters worry you - the silent thousands thank you and all others for every review.

[Nickoname1]

Morning all. Apologies if it's me and old age kicking in....but I've read this thread a couple of times and I can't see where Laura HOD calls someone 'entitled' and goes on to apologise...can someone point me in the right direction?Thank you.

[Brewster81]

I booked effy and Georgia 2 weeks prior I waited ages as wanted fffm but no third was coming in i liked, so just thought I would book the duo as I dont really punt unless it's a duo as I dont struggle to meet anyone (hopefully that's not to entitled of me:))
April popped up a week prior so rang straight away and booked
The receptionist made me call back so she could ask if they would all do it
The girls were great and when I met them were like No worries

Rang on the day 10am to confirm

[BrixtonBrewers]

Morning all. Apologies if it's me and old age kicking in....but I've read this thread a couple of times and I can't see where Laura HOD calls someone 'entitled' and goes on to apologise...can someone point me in the right direction?Thank you.

I was wondering the exact same, it was really confusing to read. I think at least two of Laura's posts have disappeared. She was also quoted by LipLover when discussing VFM and that post isn't there? Strange.

Anyway I agree £510 for a foursome is the best value you're going to get for three british girls in central London. If you're looking to book independent providers you'll also probably have to provide a hotel room.

[BrixtonBrewers]

SP’s comments are monitored and some SP’s do get removed from site if found to break the rules or be overly involved with comments against other members, to confirm this is a punters forum. 

Oh - I've just seen this which might explain the missing comments

[BrixtonBrewers]

The negativity gone on in the chat is why some people dont bother posting which is why I haven't in the past
But the girls asked me to make a review

There's been so much unnecessary hostility in here but nobody commented on this?!

[Shadow314]

Regardless, nice review OP and good to know on the full interactive kissing.

[Smeagol.FX]

Hey Brewster, had a few questions about the punt that I'm not sure whether to ask here or if its more appropriate to PM? If you don't mind answering.

[koshkaj]

Hey Brewster, had a few questions about the punt that I'm not sure whether to ask here or if its more appropriate to PM? If you don't mind answering.

Probably better if you ask on the open forum, you risk being banned asking about PMs.

[Smeagol.FX]

Probably better if you ask on the open forum, you risk being banned asking about PMs.

My bad, thanks for the heads up

My questions were related to the chemistry of April and Effy, and if HOD allows advanced bookings of 3 SP's usually or if you were under special conditions e.g a more trusted regular or that April popped up late?. Would Effy+April be a good duo chemistry wise and was it worth it at 510 for the full hour? when I see the right HoD schedule, I think I know around when I would want to try it, but the exact trio I want is basically an impossibility (apart from one time where I was actually there on the day sure enough, but didn't do it) but April could be a good replacement for the one I know I won't pin down. Part of the reason i ask is about booking and worth for hour is simply to see if I can cut corners with 30/45m for 100/140 each, so my wallet is less battered, that would be better (or if the 510 is a worthy sacrifice) IK it's a lot of (repetitive) questions, but just want to fully plan out but I also understand if you don't answer.