VIP Massage Erotique Kingston

[Lance81]

Went to see this "vip" recently, and it didn't feel like vip service at all, more Home Bargains.

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First of all, she is way less attractive than the pictures. They might be of her....very enhanced and outdated if they are.

One positive, it's a nice flat. You do however, have to stand on a busy street corner whilst she intercoms you in.

On to the bedroom. Not only is the bed not covered, it's not made. "You help set up" more a cold instruction than a polite request, but I do. Sheets, pillows the works need doing. I'm paying for chores!  Finally the paper sheet goes on. I undress, she then disappears to fuck about somewhere else in the flat.

When she comes back the massage is mediocre. Not really sensual, not really therapeutic. Also, shes sits on you and the girl is heavy, so sometimes it's uncomfortable.

On the flip she's doing a passing imitation of knowing how to give a hand job but it's not great. I try and help myself along by feeling her tits and in between her thighs.  I paid extra for touching. But I'm immediately told to stop as my nails are sharp. They aren't, I cut them recently, but I'm not arguing. I lie back think of Sydney Sweeney and get out as fast as I can.

It's a shame, if Asian girls or full service aren't you thing, options are limited in this area. From the profile I was hoping I might have been a regular. But I will not be returning.

[Waterhouse]

Thanks for the review, and sorry to hear it was a rubbish experience.  I put this SP on my “local” list a few weeks before Christmas - Kingston is a very easy location for me, and like you, I thought she would be worth a visit.  Needless to say, she is definitely off my list now - sounds like one to avoid.  Cheers and better luck with your next punt.

[JAM2121]

Thank you for this, I also had her on my list as a potential but will be forgetting about it now. All the best 

[webpunter]

Also, shes sits on you and the girl is heavy, so sometimes it's uncomfortable.

On my HL too, well err was
Her WA pic suggests the same - hefty - however littleWP in charge
Thanfully i didnt progress
Crap HJ skills & a unit i can think of nuffink worse
Thanks for sharing 
TOFTT it would appear 

[webpunter]

Ref TOFTT mention in reply that you would like this to be added to the subject line
& a FH can oblige

[Lance81]

Thanks. Yes TOFTT would be good if relevant.