External Link/Members OnlySmall disclaimer, this experience did happen about 1.5 years ago prior to me joining this community, however I thought it would be useful to share for archival sake. I am also not a very experienced punter having really only had 3 experiences in the past 3 years (once in Thailand and once in Morocco, the final being Angel Spa), so I do apologise for not being entirely familiar with the methodology to write an insightful review. That being said:
At the time I initially found Angel Spa through one of the "Asian Massage" listings under the agency category on Vivastreet, and made a booking via text about 1 hour before the appointment time. The pictures on Vivastreet definitely did not match any of the masseuses inside, but I expected that. I was quoted around £60 for a 1hr massage.
On arrival you enter a very dim, large reception with a desk in the corner of the room and iirc 2 couches in the opposite corner. There were no lights on at all and the atmosphere felt a bit 'stale' or 'stagnant'. Windows were completely closed up with the large advertising sticker that faced outward into the street. There were 2 chinese ladies running around in small faff trying to organise, and I think it is worth noting I did make the appointment fairly early, about 9am so they likely had just opened shop. I couldn't make out the features of the ladies clearly apart from one seemed a bit older and taller and the other younger and shorter. I didn't make the booking with any specific masseuse so the taller lady approached me, greeted me, and led me up the stairs to the room. I think there seemed to be 2 or 3 massage rooms and what looked like a bathroom at the end of a hallway.
The room is a bit nicer than the reception area. There's an ambient lighting lamp dimly illuminating the room with a soft glow that slowly changed colours. There is a standard massage table in the center covered with a paper lining, and a counter on the side with various oils and other massage paraphernalia. If you look at the google maps images for this place they are very accurate to what I encountered. It didn't feel dirty, but it didn't feel particularly 'clean' either.
I did not make any prior enquiry from my end to signal I was looking for anything extra, however once inside the room she asked if I want a happy ending, to which I said yes, and she replied it was going to be £10 extra and I agreed. She asked me to undress and lay down on the table and left the room for a few moments. I did as told and she returned shortly after dressed in a different outfit, a black sheer robe and she was also braless. She's probably about 5ft 6, with medium-small breasts (maybe a 32D?), big enough that they fill your hand but thats about it, a slim body, and a small ass. She looked to be maybe late 30s or early 40s. Her skin was soft and no visible wrinkles although it was hard to clearly tell in the dim light. Her face was probably a 5/10, nothing to write home about. I sadly cannot remember her name at all. Her english was very limited.
The massage begins. Her technique was mediocre, the pressure was fine but her application seemed a bit random and sporadic and not really focusing on any of the conventionally massaged muscle groups/zones. It was however still enjoyable to a degree and I knew this wasn't the place to really expect anything more. After about 20 minutes the cc swipes started with occasional brushes against my member. 10 minutes later she asked me to turn around and focussed her attenion solely on my groin. She also dropped the sheer robe, but was still wearing a panty. I politely asked if I may touch her which she agreed, and when I could reach her I felt her breasts, outer thigh/leg and ass. I didn't go anywhere near her vag. She then asks if I would like oral with for another £10, which I agree to (expecting a regular latex condom), and she retrieves a loose plastic bag as the condom which I was a bit surprised with. She continues but I couldn't feel anything with the bag so I asked if she has a latex condom or if she can do owo, and she has no latex condom but she says she can do owo for another £20, to which I agreed again. The bag is gone and she continues again although I will say oral wasn't as much of a focus as I would've hoped for. She would go down for 5 seconds, only really tease the very tip of my head, and then continue with her hand for another 2-3 minutes before repeating the process. This goes on for another 10-15 minutes until I release. She cleaned me up with some wet wipes, and put her robe back on. We still had about 10-15 minutes left so she continued to massage me but this time on my front side. Time ends and she leaves the room allowing me to dress. She returns a few moments later and I hand over the final total of £100.
One big negative I experienced throughout the experience was she would occasionally pause to check her phone and answer texts and messages. Not an amazing experience to constantly have the flow broken.
As I'm leaving and heading down the stairs, the other masseuse I saw at the start was also around and I could clearly see her since the window facing the staircase is the only window in the building which allows natural light inside. The younger lady is maybe about mid to late 20s but could have also been early 30s, with notably larger breasts and especially a rounder, plumper ass. Her face was also prettier. If I could have had the option I think I would've preferred her.
Overall a mixed experience. Below average massage, reasonable wank, uninspiring oral, and split attention between me and her phone. A positive was that it didn't feel rushed at all, she kept her time limit but didn't clock watch. The overall venue has likely seen better days and needs a bit of TLC in the common areas. Regular household wear and tear after years like cracks in walls, paint peeling, and a 'stale' atmosphere. The massage room was surprisingly pleasant even if it didn't feel the cleanest. I think I could've better spent £100 somewhere else though. I was definitely thinking with my other head.
Would I go back? For a massage or a happy ending, no. But I would consider going back for the B2B option which I did not know was an option at the time, but have learnt is available since joining this community and reading other reviews.
More experienced punters who are familiar with parlour procedures, jargon, and bargaining, might find more value out of Angel Spa than I did, probably at a lower price.
I do again apologise for not being able to remember the masseuse's name, I appreciate this review means little if you cannot identify the masseuse for your own decision making.
I cannot find the VS listing anymore, but the contact on my phone matches the number on the Fresha link I've found above.
