Punting injury

[Stevelondon]

Fookmefooku asked a question recently concerning having a bad back and punting.
It got me thinking if anyone has been mid punt so to speak and suffered any kind of bodily complaint.

I got terrible cramp in my leg once. Tie and tease situation. The bloody pain was dreadful. As it turned out the lass I was seeing was brilliant in coming to my aid. 

A fetish pal of mine had a heart attack during a dom session. The SP handled the situation fantastically well. Calling an ambulance and even going to the hospital with him.

[RandomGuy99]

I've put my back out and torn a muscle in bookings. I had to limp home with a bad back and have a lie down until the torn muscle settled at the end of the booking.

[Mr Garmin]

I once saw a girl, now retired, and the sex was so intense that the hard rubber ring at the base of the condom badly bruised my cock and I mean badly, at least half the length was black.  It could have been really difficult to explain if I'd had to.

[RandomGuy99]

I once lost a bit of skin on the head of my penis due to a blowjob. No blood just missing skin. I took a break to let it heal and got tested and was negative.

Also had cuts in my foreskin from toothy blowjob and got blood blisters under the skin too.

Also small holes in my thighs from high heels while riding in cowgirl.

[Jonestown]

I once lost a bit of skin on the head of my penis due to a blowjob. No blood just missing skin. I took a break to let it heal and got tested and was negative.

Also had cuts in my foreskin from toothy blowjob and got blood blisters under the skin too.

Also small holes in my thighs from high heels while riding in cowgirl.

Who are you punting with - Iron Man ?

[RandomGuy99]

Who are you punting with - Iron Man ?

That's right, I have a super hero fetish. 

[GreyDave]

   I used to see a couple in Old Harlow some of you guys might of see them too I found them in the Sport    so thats how long ago it was 
Nick and Evette , he was Orally Bi I always had the impresssion he liked seeing his wife rogered as she seemed to get off doing it in front of him and he wanked watching.

Anyways their floor was carpet on concret and my knees were ruined carpet burn and brusied after one session and teeth marks around my cock  it was black in places she had gripped and pulled me up and down with her teeth ...I explained this to then other half as helping out at work carring stuff and i held it in wrong postion too long  The knees I said I had to push heavy load out of a confined space in a loft acess...Also had red hairband marks around cock base when I shagged a WG recently with one around the shaft and balls ..Gawd it was fun at time but i was swollen after id cum and taking rubber band off was a pain 

[Coriniumstud]

Having great fun in 69, when the wg jumps off after tasting blood, her tooth had scratched my cock got a tissue and waited for it to stop bleeding before on with the Mac and had a great fuck

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Fookmefooku asked a question recently concerning having a bad back and punting.
It got me thinking if anyone has been mid punt so to speak and suffered any kind of bodily complaint.

I got terrible cramp in my leg once. Tie and tease situation. The bloody pain was dreadful. As it turned out the lass I was seeing was brilliant in coming to my aid. 

A fetish pal of mine had a heart attack during a dom session. The SP handled the situation fantastically well. Calling an ambulance and even going to the hospital with him.

That Cramp in the leg can be bloody excurutingly ipainful and then some!, i get them around twice a year damm things even whilst sleeping.

Best cure is to stand up straight and put some weight on the leg, that will settle the really painfull part and it will calm down after a few miniutes!..

If you have someone with you ask them to massage the calf muscle on the affected side..

[ik8133]

I was in Ghent a few years ago, walked round the red light district for ages before picking a girl.  Eventually made my choice, soon as I was in the room got cramp in both my lower legs, girl thought I was taking a heart attack.  Think I got quite dehydrated with all the walking around.   

[standardpostage]

Touch wood 

Not yet 

[trawlerman]

Many years ago I had a chronic migraine come on mid punt and that was the end of proceedings.

[Ghost89]

Couple of things. A girl once gave a much to vigorous hj to me that she split the tip of my foreskin. The constant retracting at speed caused it. It was only a very small split and it only drew a minute bit of blood but it was enough to feel everytime I took a piss.
Another time and with another girl, I was stood while a girl gave me a very sensual bj. So much so that I cum really hard making me hyperventilate. While she went off to clean herself up, I blacked out. She came back and found me on the floor just coming round. Luckily didn’t hit my head on anything on the way down. Could have been a real mess!

[runner in the woods]

I had a excruciating cum headache, could barely function for a couple of hours
. A girl in Redditch called Phoenix, a good 10yrs ago. It came on straight after cumming. I think it's called a orgasmic headache. Really scared me.

[mr.bluesky]

Fookmefooku asked a question recently concerning having a bad back and punting.
It got me thinking if anyone has been mid punt so to speak and suffered any kind of bodily complaint.

I got terrible cramp in my leg once. Tie and tease situation. The bloody pain was dreadful. As it turned out the lass I was seeing was brilliant in coming to my aid. 

A fetish pal of mine had a heart attack during a dom session. The SP handled the situation fantastically well. Calling an ambulance and even going to the hospital with him.

Not an injury as such but once visited a sp and started to get Delhi belly, spent most of my hour on her toilet.
Not a pleasant experience

[FiveKnuckles]

Not an injury but it hurt.  Whilst in doggy, the girl trust forward and slams backwards, like a head on train crash 

[Direwolf]

A few years back the girl was in squatting cowgirl slamming down hard and fast.. one thrust she went just a bit too high and my cock slipped out and on her next thrust down let's just say my cock didnt quite catch her hole.. never did that kind of CG/RCG for about year or 2 after that 

[akauya]

I once had a sudden and severe headache mid punt, the likes of which I'd never had before or since.

[myothernameis]

I had the shit myself big-time as i approached the escorts flat, so no way could I turn up.   Sent text message explaining my problem, and need to head home for change of clothes

Very long trip home on the busy, and very uneasy ride

[Stevelondon]

As you get older……….. never trust a fart. 🤷🏼

[Stevelondon]

I tried to forget the time I also had a bad case of the shits…….. why I do not know.
So many years ago best forgotten really.

But it was as I arrived to see a dom in Earls Ct.
Mistress Trisha if anyone recalls……. You might if you are old enough.

I spent at least 15 minutes on the bog. Apologising through the door. 🤷🏼
The last thing on my mind was to session after that download.

She was most understanding…….  Cos I’d already paid and of course she kept it.
Not her fault I painted her porcelain 😀

[KermitLeFroggy]

I once nicked the base of my cock when grooming. A few days later, at a punt, the small scab came off and the amount of blood mixed with various other juices was most impressive. SP was totally unfazed and I went home with three sticky plasters wrapped around it and another handful as spares in my pocket.

[nigel4498]

Had a meeting late 2015 in the Chelsea Cloisters with English Rebecca121
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Shower was in the bath and as I entered to shower I slipped and banged my head on the wall tiles. Slight gash, a little blood but Rebecca patched me up. She told me she worked in a hospital as well as spending a lot of time in them as a patient.

[Ticklish Dave]

I once had the most intense orgasm I'd ever experienced as a result of a service provider using her wand on the end of my cock.  The sensation caused both my legs to cramp up and I was in absolute agony for about 30 seconds before the pain died down. The lady in question wondered what she'd done to me. 

[boardyhell]

Had a meeting late 2015 in the Chelsea Cloisters with English Rebecca121
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Shower was in the bath and as I entered to shower I slipped and banged my head on the wall tiles. Slight gash, a little blood but Rebecca patched me up. She told me she worked in a hospital as well as spending a lot of time in them as a patient.

Rebecca was also a chef
multitalented

[maybe]

As you get older……….. never trust a fart. 🤷🏼

This ... is wisdom!

[Murray Mint]

As you get older……….. never trust a fart. 🤷🏼

This ... is wisdom!

Both parties can be culprits, and I’m not talking fanny farts here. Just recently, and on a cold day, we had to open the window. And it wasn’t me, guv!

[jamiekinkxxx]

 - ripped foreskin... so much blood! 
 - cramp in leg

[Murray Mint]

Back at the turn of the Millenium, I had a right shoulder which was prone to dislocation. Fortunately, I’m left-handed, but actions such as swimming breast stroke, or reaching at an odd angle would trigger it. It was incredibly painful when it happened, but I’d mastered the technique for popping it back in place.

I was with an SP, who I’d seen before, and had my head between her legs whilst simultaneously fondling her lovely tits when it happened. I had to calm her down more than myself when she saw the shape of my shoulder, but I persuaded her that, once I’d reset it, I'd be OK, and she could ‘finish me off,’ so to speak. She did, but I’m not sure I enjoyed it that much!

A year later I had a shoulder stabilisation operation, and it’s been fine ever since, you’ll be glad to know.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Back at the turn of the Millenium, I had a right shoulder which was prone to dislocation. Fortunately, I’m left-handed, but actions such as swimming breast stroke, or reaching at an odd angle would trigger it. It was incredibly painful when it happened, but I’d mastered the technique for popping it back in place.

I too had this situation, never had it when punting, but I can 100% agree with the pain but also mastering the art of putting it back in place to save a trip to A&E.

Not dislocated now in years, but 100% weaker than the other shoulder with less mobility.

[hendrix]

MMFF, one of the girls was sitting on the other guys cock, and I stood up on the bed to facefuck her, and fell off the bed. Was funny, and I carried on fine but pretty sore down one side the next day 

[Malvolio]

The dreaded leg cramps in a hot room - instant hardon killer

[jamiekinkxxx]

The dreaded leg cramps in a hot room - instant hardon killer

 

[3imfred]

Got a false nail stuck up my ass from a Chinese masseuse fingering it.
Thankfully pooed it out a day later.
Was having panic thoughts about having to go to A&E, how to explain that!
Full review in NI massage section.

[akauya]

Got a false nail stuck up my ass from a Chinese masseuse fingering it.
Thankfully pooed it out a day later.
Was having panic thoughts about having to go to A&E, how to explain that!
Full review in NI massage section.

Ouch! I just puckered up reading this   

A true case of the missing fingernail that slipped through the crack! 

[Stevelondon]

Oh I could tell you a story about a lost engagement ring………..😱

[barrynoid]

I get excrutiating lower leg and foot cramps from time to time, have to jump up and put weight on it to get rid of it which tends to freak SPs out.

I also had one SP give me such a strong and vigorous BJ that it bruised my helmet. Would have been a nightmare to explain away but I managed to hide it.

[RogerHealey]

Not so much punting injury as punting healing - was in a parlour several years ago having the obligatory massage at the start and I remarked to the girl how I'd got a trapped nerve in my back just beneath my shoulder a few days earlier. It wasn't painful more very uncomfortable. She then told me she'd trained as a proper masseuse and would see what she could do. After a few minutes of firm prodding and manipulation with her fingertips something seemed to pop back and it felt much improved. There then followed an excellent session and a handsome tip. The next day that discomfort had totally disappeared. My heroine!

[Mkhelen]

Luckily for me I only had two experiences of punter injuries in 15 years of working

A guy split his forehead open on my bathroom sink in 2011
Stepped round my well placed non slip mat he wasn't wearing his glasses

Did first aid called an ambulance dressed him and dressed me
Called Sainsbury's to let them know his car reg and his going to hospital don't give him a ticket
Went with him to hospital and sat for 2hrs with him he rung his wife said he slipped on the pavement at the hub

Was sent away as the wife picked the car up from Sainsbury's with the spare key and was heading to the hospital saw him again a month later and laughed about it


For kink sessions I ask medical questions and ask are you on anything, do you need to let me know if anything.
Back in 2016 he didn't tell me he had a UTI
had sounds performed sterilised lubed metal rods down his japes eye and vibration in his arse and cock at the same time
Loving the sensation until some blood come up
Bled like a 70s thrasher movie scared the crap out of Me 
Went to the freezer for a bag of peas and tea towel to apply cold compression to his knob

He said oh I forgot to tell you im on antibiotics for a UTI 

[RandomGuy99]

Luckily for me I only had two experiences of punter injuries in 15 years of working

A guy split his forehead open on my bathroom sink in 2011
Stepped round my well placed non slip mat he wasn't wearing his glasses

Did first aid called an ambulance dressed him and dressed me
Called Sainsbury's to let them know his car reg and his going to hospital don't give him a ticket
Went with him to hospital and sat for 2hrs with him he rung his wife said he slipped on the pavement at the hub

Was sent away as the wife picked the car up from Sainsbury's with the spare key and was heading to the hospital saw him again a month later and laughed about it


For kink sessions I ask medical questions and ask are you on anything, do you need to let me know if anything.
Back in 2016 he didn't tell me he had a UTI
had sounds performed sterilised lubed metal rods down his japes eye and vibration in his arse and cock at the same time
Loving the sensation until some blood come up
Bled like a 70s thrasher movie scared the crap out of Me 
Went to the freezer for a bag of peas and tea towel to apply cold compression to his knob

He said oh I forgot to tell you im on antibiotics for a UTI 

Did he bleed out through his cock and that was the end of him?

[Stevelondon]

Luckily for me I only had two experiences of punter injuries in 15 years of working

A guy split his forehead open on my bathroom sink in 2011
Stepped round my well placed non slip mat he wasn't wearing his glasses

Did first aid called an ambulance dressed him and dressed me
Called Sainsbury's to let them know his car reg and his going to hospital don't give him a ticket
Went with him to hospital and sat for 2hrs with him he rung his wife said he slipped on the pavement at the hub

Was sent away as the wife picked the car up from Sainsbury's with the spare key and was heading to the hospital saw him again a month later and laughed about it


For kink sessions I ask medical questions and ask are you on anything, do you need to let me know if anything.
Back in 2016 he didn't tell me he had a UTI
had sounds performed sterilised lubed metal rods down his japes eye and vibration in his arse and cock at the same time
Loving the sensation until some blood come up
Bled like a 70s thrasher movie scared the crap out of Me 
Went to the freezer for a bag of peas and tea towel to apply cold compression to his knob

He said oh I forgot to tell you im on antibiotics for a UTI 

You young lady should get yourself an angels outfit. 😘

[Mkhelen]

Did he bleed out through his cock and that was the end of him?

It was the end of session unfortunately

He left to go to A&E he was adamant to go on his own as he has family at the hospital

He rebooked again a few months later to repeat the experience with a healthy happy knob

[Mkhelen]

You young lady should get yourself an angels outfit. 😘

Thank you 🙏

I wanted to get my first aid certification course and did some advance medical fetish education with my other kink education and training skills so I knew what to do efficiently and safely

[RandomGuy99]

It was the end of session unfortunately

He left to go to A&E he was adamant to go on his own as he has family at the hospital

He rebooked again a few months later to repeat the experience with a healthy happy knob

I wonder how we explained that one?

I was hoovering while naked and I slipped and fell on a metal rod and it went straight up my willy and blood started coming out. What a fuke accident. I guess these things happen all the time.

[Malvolio]

There was a letter in the Sunday Times this week from a doctor about things he’s removed from arseholes - the most unusual was a small vase with “a present from Margate” written on it.

I expect nothing surprises the people who work in A&E.

[myothernameis]

Sunday Times this week from a doctor about things he’s removed from arseholes -

Around 25 things removed from your butt hole

A full shampoo bottle, listed twice, once blamed on boredom
A baseball, documented with the explanation “to see what it felt like”
A corn cob holder
A turkey baster
A wine stopper
A plastic cleanser bottle filled with liquid
Eyeglasses
A rock
Two pencils
A vape pen
A flashlight
A battery-powered light
A film canister
A rectangular travel toothbrush
A dog chew toy
Uncooked pasta
An egg
Marbles
A sandal
A doorknob
Beard clippers wrapped in plastic, cited as constipation relief
A light bulb, inserted glass-side first
A plastic coat hanger, altered so the person could drive to the ER
A corn-cob style pipe
A thermos, discovered during a police body scan

[RandomGuy99]

A thermos, discovered during a police body scan

The seal must have failed and they were looking for a way to keep their coffee warm. As everyone would do in that scenario.

[mancguy0161]

I got a knee to the nose when getting into 69 - nose gushed and had to stop. She was great about it, patched me up, couldn't stop apologizing and refused take payment from me (I was a regular at the time which probably helped)

[Cambridgy]

The seal must have failed and they were looking for a way to keep their coffee warm. As everyone would do in that scenario.

Talking of up the arse - a Thai tourer in Newmarket seemed to enjoy shoving a vibrator up her patrons' backsides.
I was in for a penny - she was bloody rough, and ended up with blood in the cum-shot...

Very disturbing initially, have a couple of friends who are doctors and "hematospermia from a vibrator in the rectum" happens quite frequently - just rest for a few days. Thankfully after 48hrs things went back from pink to white!

[myothernameis]

Around 25 things removed from your butt hole

Man in France goes to a&e with a WW1 bomb stuck up his anus, and hospitlzed



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