alison-argentina, Covent Garden

[StevenSELondon]

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Going to buck the trend here, and give Alison a positive review! The reality for me is probably a low positive, high neutral. Perhaps all the negative reviews had me fearing the worst.

Meet happened over the Christmas/New Year period.

Was sat bored in the office, with maybe 2 other people so decided to see who was available.  Despite the negative reviews,  I just couldn't shake the thought of experiencing a gloryhole table for the first time. You will see by my reviews I am mainly a FBSM kinda guy.

Called early and having read feedback here, politely cut to the chase as to what services I was looking for;

Edging
Gloryhole table
Oral

Agreed the time and was instructed to call her from a set location just before start.  This was a bit of a pain and in my mind unnecessary as I was then just directed to a new location opposite her apartment for her to visually check me out.

Got buzzed in to her apartment and climbed the stairs to find her at the door to greet me wearing lingerie shown in her profile pic and a robe.

Pleasantries exchanged,  money exchanged and a little discussion about services to be provided.  Nothing unusual.

Edging commenced straight away and after 20 mins or so I was encouraged to turn over and position myself with my dick through the hole in the table. Alison snuck underneath and continued to edge me from below.

Absolutely loved this sensation and will be actively seeking more providers with such table!

After probably 15mins of this, on with the condom for OW finish in her mouth.

Turned back over once I had recovered and the final 20 or so minutes were her oiling up and playing with my cock some more.


Negatives;
Cost was a little steep all things considered. £150 (120 1hr edging, £10 GH table,  £20 oral under table).  To be hypocritical,  if Alison was 10 years younger and more to my taste it would have been money well spent.

Neutral
Strange routine of 2 locations prior to being let in. Not really sure of the benefit in that.
As mentioned by others,  Alison seems hygiene conscious.  Sanitised her hands a few times during the hour. Slightly OTT, but a trend I am seeing more even in regular massage parlours.

Positive
I found Alison pretty relaxed and friendly.  I had followed all of her instructions clearly and precisely so maybe that got me some brownie points.  She seemed keen to ensure everything she did was exactly how I liked / wanted it.
Good body for her age, very petite lady.

Service was decent and exactly as said on the tin. Enjoyed a decent edging and LOVED the table experience.

So overall, I probably wouldn't actively seek a return visit but that said if I'm ever bored and alone in the office again and my mind wanders to being sucked off from underneath a table...I'd be there like a shot

[scouting]

I'm pleased you were able to score a low positive, but having quickly scanned some of her negs they are scathing about her. Good for you for bucking the trend, but I'm quite surprised you would consider her 

[StevenSELondon]

Fair comment,

Little brain took over for the table, maybe. But also chanced my arm at just sticking to the rules and being nice. Have had a good experience in the past with a SP that had mixed reviews.

Maybe quiet time of year in the City meant she was less busy and more chilled in herself

[Convince Me]

OP do you have recommendations for other providers with aa milking table?

[webpunter]

Solid reporting
Edging got my attention
& the review differs from most of the others which are milking machine related 
Your approach yielded benefits
Will see if i can line up a session when next in town
Thanks for sharing 

[Punting2022]

Lovely. more goals scored in her net then

[Heph]

Yes, I noticed just the other day that she had, yet again, changed her profile name

Prompted by this (unusual for her) positive review, I went to reconsult my own and am very surprised to find that I generously gave it a neutral, whereas the residual memory I had was that it had been a firm negative.

- https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212083.0 

Enough time has now passed that I may elaborate on my red-highlighted criticism in that review. She was less than half-hearted going about her commission and yapping away self-absorbedly for much of it; when she mentioned the matter of her regular clients' behaviours vis-a-vis their race and/or nationality. She ran through several nationalities, ascribing various, universally negative, characteristics to each of them. Her phone had been buzzing message and call alerts for the duration, and at that point it buzzed an incoming call. She said 'I'll show you' - showed me the phone screen and the caller ID, and then answered, putting it on loudspeaker. Thus, whilst being rather absent-mindedly (and boringly) tugged-off, I heard a fellow punter speak to her, asking for an appointment and explaining what he hoped for, whilst she gave me the benefit of series of Tourette's-like sarcastic facial contortions, supposed to mimic the guy, and her mocking contempt of him.

The call ended. She told me he was an on/off regular customer of sorts, and gave me a run-down of his name, nationality, marriage-status, job, employer; and the things he liked to do with her and so on. I think she even mentioned the area where he lived. I was utterly gobsmacked.

Will see if i can line up a session when next in town

beware, Webby

...having quickly scanned some of her negs they are scathing about her. Good for you for bucking the trend, but I'm quite surprised you would consider her

Rightly so. IMV this reviewer was lucky. I stand by every bit below in bold from my review:

Shocking indiscretions took place that would leave me concerned for my security.

Conclusion
It's a neutral because I went for a limited service, and had I more recently checked her profile and the details of that service, I'd have seen that I was going to get a perfunctory rub and tug - which is indeed is what I got. It's a very negative neutral for the aforementioned reasons.

[webpunter]

beware, Webby

Thanks for the heads up
I was thinking edging with gloryhole table option & not silly money
She looks milfy lots of pics vids etc crack on
I should have paid more attention well i have now thanks to you
& the neutrals effectively read negative no revisit
HL-1 warning duly noted, UKP at its finest