Author Topic: How do sex workers bank their cash?  (Read 2095 times)

Offline MJ.spritzen

This one has kept me awake at night...

Its all cash in hand. Say a WG see's 4 punters a day for £100 each, with weekends off. Thats £104k a year. I understand keeping cash readily available for your food shop, but surely you cant pay rent and utilities all in cash nowadays? And then there's house or car purchases. Plus, it'd be a shame if she couldn't save a good portion in the Bradford & Bingley for when time ravages her looks and career?

Perhaps one of our fiscally informed friend's could solve this for me?

Offline RandomGuy99

This one has kept me awake at night...

Its all cash in hand. Say a WG see's 4 punters a day for £100 each, with weekends off. Thats £104k a year. I understand keeping cash readily available for your food shop, but surely you cant pay rent and utilities all in cash nowadays? And then there's house or car purchases. Plus, it'd be a shame if she couldn't save a good portion in the Bradford & Bingley for when time ravages her looks and career?

Perhaps one of our fiscally informed friend's could solve this for me?
I would spend your time worrying about something else. It's not really our business.

They certainly do pay in banks and if you check the other site they sometimes have problems with some banks and some SSs causing them drama with banks.

Remember sex work isn't illegal. SPs are running a business and they use banks.
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Online Mr Garmin

Every way you can think of depending on the girl and how organised and professional she is.

Some will have spent it on handbags & drugs almost as soon as you're out of the door.

Others will have a business bank account in the name of "Suzy's Personal Training Services" and will bank some of the cash probably accepting the charge for doing so and also completing an annual tax return that agrees with what she seems to earn and will pay some tax.  Thereby having a credit score that will get them loans/mortgages.

Some of the foreign visitors will use money transfer services to send it back home or they may even risk taking it in their bag when they return.  Modern bank notes take up a surprisingly small amount of space.

I know a barber that only takes cash and he tells me that he banks it in his personal account weekly and has done so for the last 30+ years.

Do you work for HMRC?

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This one has kept me awake at night...

Its all cash in hand. Say a WG see's 4 punters a day for £100 each, with weekends off. Thats £104k a year. I understand keeping cash readily available for your food shop, but surely you cant pay rent and utilities all in cash nowadays? And then there's house or car purchases. Plus, it'd be a shame if she couldn't save a good portion in the Bradford & Bingley for when time ravages her looks and career?

Perhaps one of our fiscally informed friend's could solve this for me?

Who cares  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline RandomGuy99

I suspect that they bank it very neatly and orderly in £200 stacks with a piece of paper detailing the total.

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Its all cash in hand

Also not true, some of us do take deposits and even the whole payment by bank transfer  :thumbsup:


Business account or just a personal account and then file as self employed any other job (usually massage or beauty services) or some are upfront and file as “escort” or “entertainer”

I agree that trafficking victims rarely will pay taxes because they are in a web of criminal networks

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Perhaps they stuff it under their mattress, I've had rumpy pumpy on some lumpy mattresses in my time  :D

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Perhaps they stuff it under their mattress, I've had rumpy pumpy on some lumpy mattresses in my time  :D

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Offline Cactus

Wonder how this will work when HMRC implement “making tax digital” for sole traders from April 2026 for incomes over £50k, April 27 for incomes over £30k and April 28 for incomes over £20k.

Keep it under the £20k earnings threshold? Not getting much of a mortgage on that basis…

Offline mrwhite

Wonder how this will work when HMRC implement “making tax digital” for sole traders from April 2026 for incomes over £50k, April 27 for incomes over £30k and April 28 for incomes over £20k.

Keep it under the £20k earnings threshold? Not getting much of a mortgage on that basis…

Surprising as it may seem, a lot of WGs actually do pay tax, have accountants etc.

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Wonder how this will work when HMRC implement “making tax digital” for sole traders from April 2026 for incomes over £50k, April 27 for incomes over £30k and April 28 for incomes over £20k.

Keep it under the £20k earnings threshold? Not getting much of a mortgage on that basis…

No different to now.  They'll either bank it and pay tax or not and don't.

You can see exactly why they would like to do away with cash.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Perhaps they stuff it under their mattress, I've had rumpy pumpy on some lumpy mattresses in my time :D
Perhaps some people paid with coin  :lol:

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Wonder how this will work when HMRC implement “making tax digital” for sole traders from April 2026 for incomes over £50k, April 27 for incomes over £30k and April 28 for incomes over £20k.

Keep it under the £20k earnings threshold? Not getting much of a mortgage on that basis…

Yes this is another dumb idea which will only encourage fraud.
I can't see any issue with an SP running a cash business plenty of business is cash only.
I met a Brazilian who went down to London and back to Cheltenham the same day to bank and wash her takings for the week.
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I met a Brazilian who went down to London and back to Cheltenham the same day to bank and wash her takings for the week.

How long ago was this?

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 :hi: few years ago when the Polish girls first came here one I saw regulary as she was close and soooocheap bought cars cash and took them home and sold them ...Now I belive that you cant impot a right hand drive in to Poland so thats stopped .She also sent money western union from the little shops that do it so it was all under radar to pay for house being built there  :hi:

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:hi: few years ago when the Polish girls first came here one I saw regulary as she was close and soooocheap bought cars cash and took them home and sold them ...Now I belive that you cant impot a right hand drive in to Poland so thats stopped .She also sent money western union from the little shops that do it so it was all under radar to pay for house being built there  :hi:

These days, buying a car with literal cash would have to be reported under AML Regulations ( I think the figure is £4000, but that may have changed).

Many years ago, my ( company) car broke down. It got towed to a dealership and they fixed it ( took about 4 hours though) While I was loitering in the showroom I watched a guy buy a car with a briefcase full of money (like you see in films). The salesman was almost rubbing his hands with glee.

Offline advent2016

This one has kept me awake at night...

Its all cash in hand.

Creepy aspect aside

My bank has supplied me with plastic bags to separate 1 or 2, 20p or 50p, 10p or 5p and 1p and 2p. I hand in the bags and if they are under over the machine works it out and some banks have a limit. Metro for example it's 20 bags a day. Using several banks I've paid in £1000 a day. The big banks have no limit. Nobody has ever questioned me.  They may record cash payments, who knows?. (I do know, I've worked in numerous banks)

Some banks have coin sorting and counting machines that you pour mixed coins in and it auto sorts and tallies and lets you credit your account, pay a portion to charity or anyone else. My experience the retail ones were notoriously unreliable and few banks offer them now. You find them in some supermarkets, but they take a percentage , often they just steal your money as there is no one in store responsible for the machine. Often they have limits like £100.



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The big banks have no limit. Nobody has ever questioned me.  They may record cash payments, who knows?. (I do know, I've worked in numerous banks)



You must be referring to some long out of date time when you worked at "numerous banks".

All the banks have cash limits and will follow the FCA guidelines, which are to limit cash deposits to £10k per annum or £1,000 per 24 hours. If you deposit more than £1,000, but below the £5K limit where you might still be asked for proof of origin. Above £5k you will be asked for proof of origin.

Even if you are under their arbitrary limits, what they do in reality is make it very difficult to pay cash in. If you try to pay cash in frequently in to a personal account, you will almost certainly get blocked and most likely reported. Even smaller amounts; the banks call it structuring.

If you have a business account and the account can justify cash payments, you can usually pay larger amounts in and / or more frequent smaller deposits. However, this will be brought to the attention of your account manager, and they will be asked to check that this is for legitimate business transactions and ask you to explain why you are taking cash - e.g. are you a retail operation, what are you selling etc. I know because I have been asked on the handful of occasions when I have paid cash in.

As for the money transfer bureaux's, they are also bound by the UK AML rules and are under close scrutiny. I also know of people trying to send money home (Brazil) and the money is held (by the Brazilian bank) until proof of employment in the UK and or source of funds is substantiated. That money when held is rarely returned.

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These days, buying a car with literal cash would have to be reported under AML Regulations ( I think the figure is £4000, but that may have changed).

Not if buying privately, which I should think the poster is talking about.  A WG would be daft to buy a used car from a garage for export.  It's usually old bangers with virtually no value in the UK but still prized in less profligate countries.

Offline advent2016

You must be referring to some long out of date time when you worked at "numerous banks".

Yes, it was a while back when I did salaried work. Now I work per hour, very occasionally by choice. I start at £400 ph so that I can lose half in tax and still think I've done OK. You'd be surprised how many companies are willing to pay my rate, often banks. Usually I find them a much cheaper, better fit for the job after I've got my share. I pay all my tax due.

>All the banks have cash limits and will follow the FCA guidelines, which are to limit cash deposits to £10k per annum or £1,000 per 24 hours. If you deposit more than £1,000, but >below the £5K limit where you might still be asked for proof of origin. Above £5k you will be asked for proof of origin.

I said £1000 per day max. I've been with some of these banks since the 1980s. 

>Even if you are under their arbitrary limits, what they do in reality is make it very difficult to pay cash in. If you try to pay cash in frequently in to a personal account, you will >almost certainly get blocked and most likely reported. Even smaller amounts; the banks call it structuring.

I haven't found that. Suggesting that you might be moving, £100K of business to a competitor soon puts them back in their box.

Yes, I think I said they limit to 20 bags sorted per day, so I do 20 x £20 = £400 . They are mostly charity, sole trader accounts (so they expect very small and very large amounts e.g. - festivals, funerals, weddings etc).
When they had wall cash drop nightsafes they had agreed limits.

>If you have a business account and the account can justify cash payments, you can usually pay larger amounts in and / or more frequent smaller deposits. However, this will be >brought to the attention of your account manager, and they will be asked to check that this is for legitimate business transactions and ask you to explain why you are taking cash - >e.g. are you a retail operation, what are you selling etc. I know because I have been asked on the handful of occasions when I have paid cash in.

I know the account managers personally, some I play golf with (I let them win)
They rarely ask me about my business except to say how well I'm still doing and I never them ask for the safe combination or the weakest wall ;)

>As for the money transfer bureaux's, they are also bound by the UK AML rules and are under close scrutiny. I also know of people trying to send money home (Brazil) and the >money is held (by the Brazilian bank) until proof of employment in the UK and or source of funds is substantiated. That money when held is rarely returned.

I have never used them in this country. We used to use Western Union to send pay checks many years ago when abroad.

I know some people who have said their illicit money was from betting. This is so easy to check. I've always been very honest with banks, government agencies.  I know kids who have had all their banking faciliities blocked due to money laundering (usually they were approached on social media) and found it very difficult and expensive to get back on an even keel. A lady I know can only get a basic bank account with no option of any credit after being blacklisted - she lost her house, car etc.
If it looks too good to be true....
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Offline RandomGuy99

Creepy aspect aside

My bank has supplied me with plastic bags to separate 1 or 2, 20p or 50p, 10p or 5p and 1p and 2p. I hand in the bags and if they are under over the machine works it out and some banks have a limit. Metro for example it's 20 bags a day. Using several banks I've paid in £1000 a day. The big banks have no limit. Nobody has ever questioned me.  They may record cash payments, who knows?. (I do know, I've worked in numerous banks)

Some banks have coin sorting and counting machines that you pour mixed coins in and it auto sorts and tallies and lets you credit your account, pay a portion to charity or anyone else. My experience the retail ones were notoriously unreliable and few banks offer them now. You find them in some supermarkets, but they take a percentage , often they just steal your money as there is no one in store responsible for the machine. Often they have limits like £100.



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Can you pay SPs in coins?

I will have to try this by emptying my piggy bank and loose change drawer. It's heavy to lug around, so I'll have to break out the rucksack.

Offline RandomGuy99

Can you pay SPs in coins?

I will have to try this by emptying my piggy bank and loose change drawer. It's heavy to lug around, so I'll have to break out the rucksack.
Would bags full of 2ps be acceptable?

£1 in Bronze per bag
£200 for a booking, so 200 bags.

I think I might need a suitcase with wheels or a new back.

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Offline Bigwilts

Wonder how this will work when HMRC implement “making tax digital” for sole traders from April 2026 for incomes over £50k, April 27 for incomes over £30k and April 28 for incomes over £20k.

Keep it under the £20k earnings threshold? Not getting much of a mortgage on that basis…
“Making tax digital” has nothing to do with whether payments are cash or card etc, it is purely to do with their accounting

Receive cash, account for cash

Offline juzz

Can you pay SPs in coins?

I will have to try this by emptying my piggy bank and loose change drawer. It's heavy to lug around, so I'll have to break out the rucksack.

That's a marvellous ideas when the SP announces extras  :D

£20 for OWO? Here you go darling... 5p, 10p, 15p.... slurp as I pay.

Offline RandomGuy99

That's a marvellous ideas when the SP announces extras  :D

£20 for OWO? Here you go darling... 5p, 10p, 15p.... slurp as I pay.
They might have to get the floors in their house reinforced to handle the weight of all the coins from a week's takings and then get an armoured van to turn up each week to transfer it to the bank.

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I said £1000 per day max. I've been with some of these banks since the 1980s. 


Your still living in the 80's by the sound of the answers you're giving.

£1k per day as an occasional amount would be OK, but not on a consistent basis to a personal account. You'll get flagged up automatically to compliance.

How long you've been with a bank isn't going to stop this happening and does not somehow make you exempt from the current AML regs and FCA guidelines.


Suggesting that you might be moving, £100K of business to a competitor soon puts them back in their box.


Same as my answer above. It doesn't matter how much money you put through your bank, they can't bypass the AML regs and FCA guidelines because you threaten them with taking your £100k elsewhere - delusional.



I know the account managers personally, some I play golf with (I let them win)
They rarely ask me about my business except to say how well I'm still doing and I never them ask for the safe combination or the weakest wall ;)


You're getting your balls and bullshit mixed up  :lol:


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Same as my answer above. It doesn't matter how much money you put through your bank, they can't bypass the AML regs and FCA guidelines because you threaten them with taking your £100k elsewhere - delusional.



Quite.  Business wise I run some accounts with way more than £100k in and the compliance remains extremely tight.  I have complained about a few things that were over the top but despite an excellent relationship with several managers they will not budge.  In fact I think they have no discretion on this, it is controlled by centralised teams.

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Quite.  Business wise I run some accounts with way more than £100k in and the compliance remains extremely tight.  I have complained about a few things that were over the top but despite an excellent relationship with several managers they will not budge.  In fact I think they have no discretion on this, it is controlled by centralised teams.

As I have also found.

I am pretty sure that the "Teams" are not actually people, but automated software that flags things up. Whilst your account manager may be made aware of the situation, they will not usually be able to do anything about the processes that are in place, other than add additional reporting.

Banks are no longer run by managers, they are run by automated processes.


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