Sweet Yolanda Huddersfield

[Numberone]

This is a light gree TBH.
Fee. £45 at the door for an hour. Extras paid for.
Lady. I dont really go for the Thai look,  but this is probably as good as I have met. About 5 foot tall, amazing figure. D cup boob's on a petite frame. Covered in artwork which I love. Top drawer.
Service. A reasonable back massage for 20 minutes, she was on the bed working me over. Very nice lady, chatty. Mentioned she has 6 kids which makes her body even more remarkable.  Reasonable English.
On the turn we discussed extras and agreed body to body + OWO. This is where it went downhill. Nice light kissing, wiped.me thoroughly. Then the disappointing bit. The OWO is very average technique. Fast up and down, not very deep and no variety. I repeatedly asked her to slow down, remove her hand etc, which she ignored. Ended up finishing off over her magnificent tits as it just wasn't doing it for me. Then she got dressed.
No post coital head massage etc.  Out in 45 minutes.

I really respect the opinions of Ups and Downs, Wakefield Lad etc who know this niche in the market better than me. Im a one pop guy so the concept is great. A nice massage for 30 minutes then down to action, but TBH, fit though she is the service from Sofia was way better.

One last try with a Thai lady will be Nancy if I can ever work out how to get in touch.

[Upsndowns79]

Thanks for the review and unexpected kudos…… I’ll be honest and say im a relative novice but I can hear WL’s words ringing in my ears about how a lot of the Thai girls need careful management. There is a lot in your review that I’m not suprised to read. Sweet is 100% a head turner and if you like ink work as I do her body and tattoos are amazing to look at, she is also a nice and very bubbly character and easy to get along with.

On the rushed services…..I’ve not experienced this necessarily with Sweet but I can imagine it could happen. Sometimes it’s not that easy but when agreeing the Service and Price  I find it helps to make it clear what you like and don’t like. If you want to take your time and not be rushed; say so. If you’d like to save the climax to the end of the booking tell them before they start and/or if you want to finish on a head massage request it.

My limited experience tells me that most of the girls in the shops are receptive to this.

As for contacting and booking Nancy. WL had also said before that whilst she doesn’t have an advert live if you google Nancy Thai Massage Spa Resort it shows an old Google advert for her working at the shop in cleckheaton which displays a telephone number.

I can guarantee she won’t leave you feeling rushed  but just so you know…….everything I said about careful management goes out of the window with Nancy……. Just let her take you on the white knuckle ride.

[Numberone]

Cheers pal

[scouting]

Link - External Link/Members Only


Can you advise please how much the extras cost?

Did you mean the rating to be positive?

[Numberone]

It was just a positive.
The extras were a discount from her standard charges that I negotiated in the room. So I think it would be rude of me to divulge. Her asks was £90, we agreed less. I only had a certain amount of ££ on me and am.not a HR guy so it was that or nothing for her

[scouting]

It was just a positive.
The extras were a discount from her standard charges that I negotiated in the room. So I think it would be rude of me to divulge. Her asks was £90, we agreed less. I only had a certain amount of ££ on me and am.not a HR guy so it was that or nothing for her

Thanks 

[TomTank]

I suspect the negotiated rate may have had an impact on the service.
I've seen her twice and will do a review for my latest visit, which will be a big positive.
I'm just a bit nervous about reviewing because I know they have had problems with locals and raids, and it's hard to do a review without it being obvious who I am.

EDIT: A thought that just came into my head, does anyone know if Yolanda ever has ladyboys working there?
I know Zoeya works at the massage place in Cleckheaton and Apple in Brighouse seem to have a few tourers.

[Upsndowns79]

I suspect the negotiated rate may have had an impact on the service.
I've seen her twice and will do a review for my latest visit, which will be a big positive.
I'm just a bit nervous about reviewing because I know they have had problems with locals and raids, and it's hard to do a review without it being obvious who I am.

I thought the same about rushed service if discounted price tbh

I wouldn’t worry too much about much about reviewing. I think it’s common knowledge that lots of SP’s eyes are on here and most of them work it out.

If it’s a strong positive then I’m sure the SP will be pleased, if there are details you’d prefer to leave out then do it. Anyone that’s read your reviews before will know what you like anyway 

[wakefieldlad13]

EDIT: A thought that just came into my head, does anyone know if Yolanda ever has ladyboys working there?
I know Zoeya works at the massage place in Cleckheaton and Apple in Brighouse seem to have a few tourers.

Yes, quite a few times, these are not for me im afraid, i dont mind a LB for a legit deep tissue massage as if trained their additional strength can make the difference but definitely not for services

I cannot remember all the ladyboys who have been at Yonlanda but the first was about 18 months maybe 2 years ago, i dont visit Yonlanda anymore but i do know that this one frequents there External Link/Members Only and may even be there now (if this is your thing then i would try to book a late evening session, maybe post 10pm when Yaya is not present)

[TomTank]

Yes, quite a few times, these are not for me im afraid, i dont mind a LB for a legit deep tissue massage as if trained their additional strength can make the difference but definitely not for services

I cannot remember all the ladyboys who have been at Yonlanda but the first was about 18 months maybe 2 years ago, i dont visit Yonlanda anymore but i do know that this one frequents there External Link/Members Only and may even be there now (if this is your thing then i would try to book a late evening session, maybe post 10pm when Yaya is not present)

Thanks Wakey, I didn't realise they stayed open after 10, and wondered why it would be better to see her then?
She may not be for me anyway as I think I recall a review that said she was not that feminine.

[TomTank]

I've only just realised this place isn't called Yolanda 

[wakefieldlad13]

I've only just realised this place isn't called Yolanda 

The shop name did intrigue me, though i havent thought about this for a couple of years now, for reasons i cannot mention, it is possible that the shop should have been called Yolanda and not Yonlanda, if i ever speak to Yaya again i will ask her

[Upsndowns79]

The shop name did intrigue me, though i havent thought about this for a couple of years now, for reasons i cannot mention, it is possible that the shop should have been called Yolanda and not Yonlanda, if i ever speak to Yaya again i will ask her

It’s Yonlada 

[wakefieldlad13]

It’s Yonlada 

Yes Upsy, it is, but as i mentioned, the name did intrigue me as to why it is called Yonlanda and NOT YOLANDA if you know you know, if you dont then....you dont

[Upsndowns79]

Yes Upsy, it is, but as i mentioned, the name did intrigue me as to why it is called Yonlanda and NOT YOLANDA if you know you know, if you dont then....you dont

I don’t WL but it’s not Yonlanda either 

Too many n’s

[wakefieldlad13]

I don’t WL but it’s not Yonlanda either 

Too many n’s

That is so true, old man syndrome using mobile phone

[Thimpu68]

Before I made my only visit and saw the delightful Apple I did a little research on the name.   Yonlada is a Thai Buddhist female term meaning "a shining star" or "the light of stars".   It reflects the beauty of celestial bodies!

[wakefieldlad13]

Before I made my only visit and saw the delightful Apple I did a little research on the name.   Yonlada is a Thai Buddhist female term meaning "a shining star" or "the light of stars".   It reflects the beauty of celestial bodies!

And many of those bodies are extremely beautiful 😍