Author Topic: The worst escort i've ever fucked / been sucked or wanked off by  (Read 9129 times)

Quesadilla

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Gawd..she must have been a right mutt. Shows you how profile pictures can't always be trusted.

I could put up with GILF's old wicketkeepers glove for a face. What did put me off was her garlic and ciggy scented breath. :scare:
You are a trouper mate - the face is one thing but garlic/ciggy breath would be it for me!   :vomit:

Hats off to you for hanging in there!  :hi:

James999

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Explains a lot. Never mind, mate. You stick to your hand.

A wank would be more appealing than that old munter  :sarcastic:

Offline Vivago

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A wank would be more appealing than that old munter  :sarcastic:

Well you should know. :sarcastic:
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1