Elegant Natalie - Cambridge

[r0cker]

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Convinced by a previous good review, I decide to pay Natalie a visit just before Christmas. I am looking for a decent Nuru massage and apparently Natalie does that, right?

Arranged meeting via SMS, we agree on time and fee, including sex (150/1h). I get there (usual Polish area) and she makes me wait 15-20 minutes before I can enter. Not a good start. When I get there, she tells me she's on period, so no sex. She is NOT the girl in the picture - like by a long mile - but she's a solid 6/10... 40ish Eastern European woman, OK body, nice tits. Scrawny hair though.

Well, she's not hot, no sex, she made me wait, so things can't get worse, right? She confirms she does Nuru and she goes to warm the massage oil up, which makes me hope for at least a good massage session. Instead, the hour was spent by "Elegant" Natalie chatting about her boyfriend, her boyfriend's wife, her besties, her trips to Dubai and Bulgaria, about how my dick reminds her of her boyfriend's, that her BFs is not divorcing his wife for her, that her friends tell her to dump him but she loves him, that Dubai was nice, all while """massaging""" me. Said massage can be described as a sub par rub on my back - but with lukewarm oil. At some point she remembers that something else should happen so she shows me her literally bloody tampon to prove me she's on her period and she proceeds to wank me off all while talking about her boyfriend, my dick, and his dick. After a long while, I manage to cum, shower, and leave.

Summarising:
- Pictures: decidedly not her
- Nuru massage: no
- Sex: no
- Bloody tampon and cringy stories about her life: yes
- Recommend: hard no.

[Mr Garmin]

Did you see the pictures she posted this morning? (now gone)

If I wasn't sure before they would have made me decide not to visit her.

[r0cker]

Did you see the pictures she posted this morning? (now gone)

If I wasn't sure before they would have made me decide not to visit her.

No, I didn't, were they that bad?

Anyway I'm sorry to say that but yeah, don't bother. My experience was just not good no matter how you see it. Disappointing though, I'd really like to have a proper Nuru masseuse in Cambridge

[Mr Garmin]

I wish I'd taken a screen shot now.  When you consider some of the beauties this brothel has had in the past she looked like a bag lady.

I actually thought somebody had hacked their account.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Went to this place the one in Cheiftain way a while ago to see Chole student girl but that was ballsed up and didnt happen, as it seemed she wasn't there!.

Staplehorse had a very good time with this Natalie so i arranged a booking but had to cancel for a very good reason so rebooked a few days later for the full nuru service as he described..

OK all good see you at 7 then get there texted, was told to use wattsapp for some reason that number didnt initally work with wattsapp?,

Sorry can't see you now!, thought she had been double booked?? but can see you at 8 so i waited and just before 8 was texted to say OK see you now and i give you extra time!.

So tried the intercom for the flat number, no response to but used the "trades" button that opened the door found the light switch and then went to her flat  and gently knocked on the door back came a text saying she couldnt see disabled people?.WTF?? I'm not bloody disabled! knocked a few more times texted her to say it was me at the flat no point phoning the given number as it never gets answered!

Finally gave up she texted to say sorry, but most weird experence but never mind called NH in Mill road and had a good time there with the amusing Coco..

This place really needs to get its act together seems its very poorly run and organised, very erratic in operation Natalie orignally said said that she couidlnt see me as somone had "hurt her"?

If that the  case then perhaps she and who runs that place ought to get it all sorted out.

Its very disapointing as it is run!..

[Bill]

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- -When I get there, she tells me she's on period, so no sex.

Is it just me, that doesn't mind sex when the woman's on her period?

[scouting]

Is it just me, that doesn't mind sex when the woman's on her period?

I don't mind either, but it does restrict a punt as I would draw the line before RO

[r0cker]

Is it just me, that doesn't mind sex when the woman's on her period?

Well she was the one saying she didn't want to have sex. I also don't mind, but with WG I'd be extra careful. It's still blood, which might increase the risk of STIs.