This is relatively new on New Line, Greengates, in a small parade of shops and not very discreet as it's on the main road (opposite what used to be the Albion pub, if anyone knows the area).
I've followed "Nan", the Owner, on TikTok, for some time and threatened to revisit ( I did go in the week she opened and wasn't too impressed - decent massage, but poor "extras" and B2B offered at a crazy price, which I declined!)
Texted day before to arrange for a 10.00 and all sorted. Turned up bang on time and was let in the door (there is a Ring doorbell but she saw me through the window).
Nan took the £50 for the hour and told me to follow the other girl who was sat having a cuppa on the sofa in the reception - all bundled up in a thick fleece and leggings.
The girl was pleasant enough, long blonde (out of a bottle) hair, fairly pretty, size 12+ and about 5'6". Led me upstairs to one of the rooms, which felt reasonably warm as the heater was blowing.
Stripped and got on the bed, no towel and the bed was warm too.
There followed a very comprehensive massage, starting with my legs - not one swipe or "accidental" touch in 20 minutes of her doing this. She then climbed onto the bed and covered my legs with a towel and proceeded to do my back and shoulders.
At roughly the 1/2hr point, she asked me to turn onto my back. Placed the towel over my chest and stomach and continued the "proper" massage. Even then, not even an "accidental" touch, though I think she may have caught my balls with a fingernail once!
With 15 minutes to go, she asked if I wanted any extras, but I declined as it was too cold and I could barely feel my fingers and toes, and mini-me certainly wasn't playing without some foreplay, of which there had been none!
She didn't seem too put out, fortunately, and then asked me to sit up, and she gave my shoulders a bit of a knead for a couple of minutes and then stopped and said all done.
I towelled the oil off with a bit of help from her and I dressed and was out of the door 10 mins before time.
Since the actual massage itself was pretty good, I'm still scoring a positive, but it was nearly a neutral.
