British_BUSTY_Blonde Edinburgh

[Matrix]

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The cliched "long time lurker".

I had intended to stay that way but the above's showing tonight has made me register.

Location
Private apartment on Queen st.

She'd had a few wines and was blethering away, we're getting on fine after about 40 mins got down to business, finished, then she goes on some extraordinary rant about how she hates weegies. She then starts spewing a load of bigoted nonsense and it turns out She depises Edinburgh, Scotland, e.t.c.

I told Her I was leaving and She went Fucking apeshit!!!

She started screaming GET OUT repeatedly (i hadn't even dressed), Threw her shoes at me, then preceded to punch me in the face and run outside screaming, Rapist-peadophile.

I informed Her I was phoning the police and She ran back inside.

She's now rung my punting phone 3 times and left a message telling me i'm pasty (no shit), bald (the furthest from it upstairs and down) and best of all I have a limp (Had to leave wearing only one boot)

Oh She's not very attractive and gives very poor oral too, nice ass though.

[tazman1002001]

Mmmmm,......that's all I have to say....TJ might not be as nice as me

[Matrix]

Well Taz, you could always go and her try for yourself.

[JazzMan]

Funniest review I've read.

[Matrix]

What happens if you push the button?

[Banquo]

What happens if you push the button?

you're a long time lurker.. so you know how this place works?

[Matrix]

I believe so.

I've oiled the sword and shined the shield in preparation.

[StPunt]

would you book again?

[Banquo]

then you'll know that many members find your first post a bit suspicious. You'll be fine with that and get on with posting information about your punts and you'll be looking forward to taking information from other posts/reviews

[Matrix]

Aye.

Do you think I should post some old ones' or just post as I go?

(Coming up for 10 years of this pastime)

[Matrix]

would you book again?

Book her into the AD's!

[Matrix]

For those outside Edinburgh, AD Is the Andrew Duncan centre.

[Banquo]

Aye.

Do you think I should post some old ones' or just post as I go?

(Coming up for 10 years of this pastime)

posting reviews from the last few months would be helpful. Then post as you go.

[Matrix]

I'll start slowly, ease my way in.... then.

Yes a few would be best. Too many in a short space of time might ruffle some feathers, if memory serves.

[StPunt]

we're not at all paranoid around here

[Matrix]

Just the punters 

[BootyAddict]

Ts was she as per photos?

I can put on a high pitch at end of sentence and get a podger ater taking her some tunnocks teacakes.

[BootyAddict]

Ignore that.

[Matrix]

Ts was she as per photos?

I can put on a high pitch at end of sentence and get a podger ater taking her some tunnocks teacakes.

She's is "blonde", probably around 29 and does have too big, fake tits with large scars. Facially unattractive. She  kept the dress on during intercourse. Looks rather rotund in the belly department. I would say the photo's she uses are not Hers (they look a lot better).

If you are going to see her, agree with everything she says and don't speak and you might get out of there in one piece.