Men stroking their beards :-)

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Was in the pub last night 

About 6 guys with mustaches and beards.  I've never had a beard myself. But I realise that they are in high fashion nowadays.

But I just noticed that they were all touching & stroking their mustaches and beards a lot of the time   

If you have a mustache and beard is it compulsory that you have to keep caressing it all the time ? 

Is it because the beard reminds you of a woman's exotic regions 

Just wondering that's all   

[badsin]

I thought the beard trend was over.

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[Jumping Jack Flash]

They’re subconsciously flirting with other bearded men

[Iamforreal]

Or maybe long bears are just itching, that's the reason I keep mine short - 3 mm 

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They’re subconsciously flirting with other bearded men

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Or maybe long bears are just itching, that's the reason I keep mine short - 3 mm 

[mr.bluesky]

Or perhaps they stroke their beards because they can't stroke their cocks in public 

[Colston36]

Was in the pub last night 

About 6 guys with mustaches and beards.  I've never had a beard myself. But I realise that they are in high fashion nowadays.

But I just noticed that they were all touching & stroking their mustaches and beards a lot of the time   

If you have a mustache and beard is it compulsory that you have to keep caressing it all the time ? 

Is it because the beard reminds you of a woman's exotic regions 

Just wondering that's all   

They are vainly attempting to look intelligent. If they were they would not have them.They are only acceptable when not popular.

[FLYING BLUE]

It's that age old thing of not really knowing what to do with your hands.

I find myself doing it, without really knowing, when I'm in the pub, contemplating 

[RandomGuy99]

I think it's because they have small willies.

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Or perhaps they stroke their beards because they can't stroke their cocks in public 

[DastardlyDick]

Isn't there some charity thing about growing moustaches in "mouvember"?

[Squire Haggard]

I'm sawing mine off soon. I dont usually have one anyway. I'll no longer look like I've been sleeping under a bridge.

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I'm sawing mine off soon. I dont usually have one anyway. I'll no longer look like I've been sleeping under a bridge.

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Isn't there some charity thing about growing moustaches in "mouvember"?

Yes. Movenber. Mens health charity. For moustaches only, in theory 

[mrwhite]

I grew mine long over Xmas for the Santa look.

For me at least the reason for stroking it (actually more like pulling it) is because it gets itchy and that relieves the itch, without scratching away like a demented puppy.

[FLYING BLUE]

I think it's because they have small willies.

In my case, you could be right

[Thephoenix]

I can remember when bearded men were either old, or artists, poets, philosophers, smart arses or tramps.
They often wore cravats, smoked pipes, wore suede shoes or sandles with socks.
They were often batchelors with names like Percy or Ernest and were on the committee of their local folk club.

However,  my memory's not great. I think I remember one called Nigel.

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I can remember when bearded men were either old, or artists, poets, philosophers, smart arses or tramps.
They often wore cravats, smoked pipes, wore suede shoes or sandles with socks.
They were often batchelors with names like Percy or Ernest and were on the committee of their local folk club.

However,  my memory's not great. I think I remember one called Nigel.

[mr.bluesky]

I can remember when bearded men were either old, or artists, poets, philosophers, smart arses or tramps.
They often wore cravats, smoked pipes, wore suede shoes or sandles with socks.
They were often batchelors with names like Percy or Ernest and were on the committee of their local folk club.

However,  my memory's not great. I think I remember one called Nigel.

Or they were Geography teachers who wore tweed jackets with elbow patches sewn on them

[Mr Garmin]

Go to any beer festival and you can't move for bearded men often with man buns or Alice bands

[Thephoenix]

Why is it trendy for young guys to grow beards yet shave their pubes?

Given the choice between stroking my beard or bollocks, I know what I'd choose.

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Why is it trendy for young guys to grow beards yet shave their pubes?

Given the choice between stroking my beard or bollocks, I know what I'd choose.

No need to choose !

Left hand bollocks, right hand beard   

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Go to any beer festival and you can't move for bearded men often with man buns or Alice bands

Alice bands. Named after Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol.  Not sure if he had a beard   

[scutty brown]

Or maybe long bears are just itching, that's the reason I keep mine short - 3 mm 

Bears? You saying bearded men are all bears?

[Mr Garmin]

Alice bands. Named after Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol.  Not sure if he had a beard   

He didn't need one.  He went for the side bun

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[Iamforreal]

Bears? You saying bearded men are all bears?

Good catch  Nothing wrong with bears though, I like them.

[scutty brown]

Good catch  Nothing wrong with bears though, I like them.

Then you're definitely on the wrong forum... 

[Kingfisher69]

There seems to be a lot of beard envy on here.

I keep my beard at a length of 12mm and I stroke it because as you talk bits of it tend to stick out and have to be smoothed back into place.

[scutty brown]

Or maybe long bears are just itching, that's the reason I keep mine short - 3 mm 

Long bears?
Is that a gay version of an Australian drop bear?

[Stevelondon]

Lots to chat about bears on here yet nobody has talked about goats. 🤷🏼

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There seems to be a lot of beard envy on here.

I keep my beard at a length of 12mm and I stroke it because as you talk bits of it tend to stick out and have to be smoothed back into place.

I had to get my ruler out to check out 12mm  ?

I'm old school, still think in feet and inches (it's my age)   

I understand where you are coming from. I stroke my eyebrows, for the same reason   

[standardpostage]

Lots to chat about bears on here yet nobody has talked about goats. 🤷🏼

I have a friend, who has a goatee 

[Thephoenix]

I understand where you are coming from. I stroke my eyebrows, for the same reason   

Denis Healey style?



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Denis Healey style?



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[SomeWhiteFella]

As a bearded person I can honestly say I have not stroked mine in public. But I think I may have to, but now I think about it... it sounds like that male holding chin pose people do for social media... yah maybe I should just avoid that.

I wrote this whilst stroking my beard to see what it feels like.

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As a bearded person I can honestly say I have not stroked mine in public. But I think I may have to, but now I think about it... it sounds like that male holding chin pose people do for social media... yah maybe I should just avoid that.

I wrote this whilst stroking my beard to see what it feels like.

[starman]

It's code.  A secret society like the Masons but for bearded blokes.  I can't say too much but there would have been one Alpha or Daddy beard with long slow strokes from moustache to chin with his left hand thumb pointed at 45 degrees to the left.

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It's code.  A secret society like the Masons but for bearded blokes.  I can't say too much but there would have been one Alpha or Daddy beard with long slow strokes from moustache to chin with his left hand thumb pointed at 45 degrees to the left.