Author Topic: Sofia - Yolanda Huddersfield  (Read 2517 times)

Offline Numberone

I texted to see if Sweet was working as per the advice and reviews on here. Was told not, but other lovely ladies etc etc. I texted back that I would book in if there were ladies on that offered more than a happy ending. She replied no problem.
Arrived, paid £45 door fee and shown up to room 3.
The room was OK, but cold with a fan heater working away.
Sofia came in. Average looking Thai lady. 5 ' 3", ok face, wearing a tunic.
Face down massage fir 30 minutes. Few CC swipes, decent enough. A bit if grinding on my back and slightly OTT with the vocals.
On the turn she ikked up mini me and then suggested extras. Ow, rimming, IWO etc. Opted for the full hit for £75. Started French kissing, nibbling ears etc. Quite horns. A bit of reverse O, then onto an excellent  OWO. Pretty deep, stood, laid down, 69, nothing was a problem for her.
Finished with a messy facial / bit in her mouth, over her tit's, basically everywhere. Head massage and back out into the delights of Huddersfield.
A decent punt

Offline Upsndowns79

Thanks for the review….. Sofia has worked there on and off for a while and has her own adverts I think when there. She looks decent from the photo’s. How would you describe her body and what she would you estimate she is?

Offline Numberone

Hi pal. Probably 40s. Decentish body. Bit of a mummy tummy

Offline Upsndowns79

I’d recommend Sweet and Nancy if you get chance to go back. Both very good and very different

Offline Numberone

They are pretty evasive and hard to understand on the phone TBH!
Does sweet offer more than HE?

Offline Upsndowns79

They are pretty evasive and hard to understand on the phone TBH!
Does sweet offer more than HE?

I’ve seen Sweet a number of times but not for a while and whilst MMV I’d say more would be available. She’s a nice girl and has her own number on her advert. Easier than booking through the shop.

She has nice pics on her WhatsApp profile normally too

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Offline wakefieldlad13

I’d recommend Sweet and Nancy if you get chance to go back. Both very good and very different

Is Nancy still doing Yonlanda? i was hoping she would have moved on by now

Offline viper13

Is Nancy still doing Yonlanda? i was hoping she would have moved on by now

Still at Yonlada but only does the odd day  :hi:

I had to call at the shop a couple of weeks ago, didn't stay long but I was talking to a new girl called Lily, fucking hell she is cute.  5' ish, size 4 long straight black hair, very pretty.  Doesn't look 18 but must bee of age or Yaya wouldn't employ her.  Would love to have a meet with her but I don't go to Yonalada for service anymore, it was just a 5 min call that ened 30 mins.

Anyone seen this one, would be interested in a review
« Last Edit: January 04, 2026, 01:21:34 pm by viper13 »

Offline wakefieldlad13

Still at Yonlada but only does the odd day  :hi:

I had to call at the shop a couple of weeks ago, didn't stay long but I was talking to a new girl called Lily, fucking hell she is cute.  5' ish, size 4 long straight black hair, very pretty.  Doesn't look 18 but must bee of age or Yaya wouldn't employ her.  Would love to have a meet with her but I don't go to Yonalada for service anymore, it was just a 5 min call that ened 30 mins.

Anyone seen this one, would be interested in a review

Like yourself, i dont visit Yonlanda anymore and i lost a few numbers when transferring to a new phone

I do think that most of the issues at Yonlanda have now gone since the departure of the poisonous one, but i still feel ill will towards Yaya for allowing all the B&S bookings, especially knowing that she was the main one behind comms

Offline TomTank

Who was the poisonous one?

I owe a review for Sweet or Apple, but I'm not 100% sure whom I saw.
I booked Sweet through the Yolanda line, but when I got in she recognised me as having seen me when I booked Apple.
She said she was Sweet back then, and she did have a lot of tattoos, so I think they might have B&S'd me last year when I booked Apple ....

Offline Upsndowns79

Who was the poisonous one?

I owe a review for Sweet or Apple, but I'm not 100% sure whom I saw.
I booked Sweet through the Yolanda line, but when I got in she recognised me as having seen me when I booked Apple.
She said she was Sweet back then, and she did have a lot of tattoos, so I think they might have B&S'd me last year when I booked Apple ....

Sweet is covered in tattoos full sleeve, legs covered and full back tattoo.

Not seen apple but she is older I think but left Yonlada over a year ago.

I believe the poisonous one would be ploy.

Offline wakefieldlad13

Who was the poisonous one?

I owe a review for Sweet or Apple, but I'm not 100% sure whom I saw.
I booked Sweet through the Yolanda line, but when I got in she recognised me as having seen me when I booked Apple.
She said she was Sweet back then, and she did have a lot of tattoos, so I think they might have B&S'd me last year when I booked Apple ....

As Upsy states, Ploy appeared to be the one dishing out the poison between the girls, if i recall correctly Viper ended up un the receiving end of some of it too

Apple and sweet are total opposites in buld, personalities and even services, though both can switch up and down with services

Apple will be 50ish now but in UK ages she would look maybe 30, great attitude, i was fortunate to spend some time with her away from the shop,(non punting time) and found her to be quite a happy and funny, comical funny person

I know she moved on quite a while ago now and am unsure if she is still in the uk
« Last Edit: January 05, 2026, 11:31:43 pm by wakefieldlad13 »

Offline TomTank

Thanks Wakefield.
It would seem that when I booked Apple last year, I was actually given Sweet, although back then I don't remember seeing loads of tattoos, and the Sweet I was with this week had all the inkwork.
Got to be the same girl though, as she remembered things from last year that are fairly unique to me.

She was good last year, and even better this week - I'll try to knock a review up soon, and it will be a very high POSITIVE.

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Thanks Wakefield.
It would seem that when I booked Apple last year, I was actually given Sweet, although back then I don't remember seeing loads of tattoos, and the Sweet I was with this week had all the inkwork.
Got to be the same girl though, as she remembered things from last year that are fairly unique to me.

She was good last year, and even better this week - I'll try to knock a review up soon, and it will be a very high POSITIVE.

Sweet had all those tattoo's in 2024 so I think you must've been mistaken

Offline Upsndowns79

Sweet had all those tattoo's in 2024 so I think you must've been mistaken

Yes the only new tattoo Sweet has had since I saw her at end on 24 is the one on her arm. You couldn’t not notice her ink as her legs and back and stomach are 100% covered.

Offline TomTank

I think when I saw Sweet last year, it was my early venture into using Thai massage parlours and I was just going for a Happy Ending, so it's possible she didn't remove all her clothes, and the room was quite dark.
It was definitely the same girl, so I must have (amazingly) just not spotted the amount of inkwork last time round, compounded by me thinking I was with Apple. If I'd known it was Sweet at the time, I might have been looking out for more inkwork.

Offline Upsndowns79

Glad you enjoyed and I look forward to the review