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External Link/Members OnlyWent into this meeting wanting a good massage and a happy ending.
Got badly messed about
Cost£80 for 90 minutes massage, plus £50 B2B plus £30 HE. Total cost: £160.
No other services available - clearly stated during my initial phone call with her.
CommsI texted over 24 hours in advance to ask Lucky if she was available at 7pm on the 31st.
Lucky immediately came back with the address
WHICH WAS LATER DELETED, which I quickly checked out. Seemed to be on an upmarket housing development on the outskirts of Burnham on Sea about half a mile from the big Tesco, but in the opposite direction from the other Thai place out near the rugby club.
Confirmed the duration and she confirmed the price.
She then asked if I could call her - fair enough, don't mind being checked out.
All very cordial and friendly, English decent enough for a conversation, but the call went on for a rather long 7 minutes - during which she asked me what time I wanted to meet THREE times and where I was travelling from TWICE (obviously gave her a nearby town, not where I actually live). Put this down to her having a stressful day, but in retrospect I think she's either got a bad memory or is utterly disorganised. Maybe both. She also wanted to know what Thai masaage places were in my home town - gathering a bit of intel on the competition. Fair enough if you're moving, but a bit up front in an initial conversation. Led me to believe she was in betweem locations, as previous reviews mention Weston and Burnham in the space of a week.
Oddly, during the conversation she also asked me to park on her drive.
This is a total no-no for the majority of SPs, especially when they have neighbours to both sides and opposite.
Very unsubtle, so I politely declined and told her I'd park on a side road, but she was insistent.
So far, seemed good if a bit odd. Should have paid attention to the warning signs.
The MeetingNever happened.
Sent her a message to say I was on my way before leaving.
No reply, but no big deal, she may have been with another customer.
Travelled for over 45 minutes up the M5, hitting thick fog as I reached Bridgwater, all the way into Burnham on Sea.
Thought about turning back at one point, but I ventured on and arrived with a few minutes to spare, which is when I saw her message from 10 minutes earlier.
She confirmed, whilst I was on the road at 18:49 that I had an appointment at 7pm, so she knew I was on my way.
No sign of a cancellation from her or problems at her end.
Great !
All good so far, but this is when it turned bad.
As found on Google Maps, I got the impression this was a nice, fairly new and upmarket neighbourhood with lots of 3 and 4 bedroom, all detached houses with nice cars on drives, including number 32, her address (road name not given in line with site rules).
Great from a punter safety point of view, but not the type of place where the neighbours are going to miss comings and goings to a massage parlour for long.
Especially if visitors are parking on the driveway....so I ignored her instructions and parked around the corner on one of the cul-de-sac ways just off it.
Summarised in my head that it was probably an AirBnB she had rented, but it was dark and quiet in the close due to the fog, so I walked up the drive. Definitely the right number, checked it against the address she gave on WhatsApp as I walked along the pavement. It was the right place.
Light on in the kitchen, rest of the house not lit, which I thought a bit odd and looked like someone had left very obvious "anti burglar lights" on, but hey, she might have been out back.
Knocked on her door at exactly 7pm on the dot.
Perfect timing.
But no reply.
So I tried the doorbell, still nothing.
Then I pressed the button on the Ring/Alexa device - nothing.
NOTE: This is also an infra red lit video recording device.
So although I got the impression this was
NOT her house, someone, somewhere, the owners who rent the place out,
will have
video footage of you arriving at her door.
THIS IS NOT GOOD FROM A VISITOR'S POINT OF VIEW.Thank god I didn't park on her driveway as she insisted.
At this point a family came out of the house two doors away.
If it hadn't been foggy and dark I'd have felt very uncomfortable, but stayed until they left a few minutes later, trying both the doorbell and video doorbell button several times more.
Still no reply.
By this time it was 7:10pm and I'd noticed at least one neighbour look out opposite and see me a couple of times, a stranger standing in front of what was very obviously an unoccupied house.
At this point I decided 10 minutes hanging aroud in -2C temperatures in the dark was more than enough without potentially attracting police attention into the bargain. I took a photo to show I'd turned up at the instructed address and messaged her to say I'd had no reply from her for ten minutes and numerous rings, sent it to her as proof, walked back to my car and headed back down the M5 towards Exeter, annoyed as hell.
I'd just re-joined the densely fogged up motorway and a message notification came though - didn't pull over to look as I was both driving with no legal way to stop and park, and WELL pissed off at this point.
She followed this up with half a dozen calls, all of which were ignored, as I was driving.
By the time I got back home and checked, she'd
deleted not just the message she had sent me that night after I'd left (I assume it was abusive and she sent it in a fit of pique, realising she'd just sent £160 down the drain), but
ALSO the original address (number 32) she'd sent me the previous day, obviously trying to cover her tracks, which is just plain deceitful.
This earlier message with her address was definitely there before the meet, as I used it both to tap the postcode into my sat nav, and to check the address on my arrival as I walked along the pavement up to her house.
So nothing to do with it expiring after 24 hours.
Definitely her attempting to cover up her mistake, which creates trust issues straight off the bat.
EpilogueI received numerous unsolicited WhatsApp messages the next day (today, 1st January), including two different photos showing a monumentally huge pile of Thai money.
Oh, and a six second, utterly irrelevant video of some apples, oranges and a bunch of bananas in a bowl on a table evidently in her house.
WTF ???!
Seriously starting to think she has issues at this point, so I've blocked her.
I also noted that as I left the close, there were a couple walking casually and with no haste along Wallace Wells Road (NB: NOT the road she's based at), who waited to cross the road in front of me towards the close she'd directed me to.
She appeared to be diminutive and possibly Thai and I'd imagine there aren't many in an area like that.
He was a big bugger.
Hard to be certain on a foggy night in headlights, but either way I wasn't going back at that point after freezing my nuts off and attracting unnecessary attention.
SummaryEither a total piss take, or she is utterly disorganised and has no respect for her customer's time.
Ironic, as she complained during our initial call how much customers messed
HER around.
She wasted 90 minutes of my time, and £25-£30 of my petrol.
The only saving grace? I still have £160 in cash that I can spend with someone reliable.
She earned nothing.
Must be great to be so blasé about £100+ per hour cash in hand jobs......
Will not be going back and cannot recommend.
Not just because of her flakiness, but the added door video camera privacy concerns where the camera belongs to someone else, and potential neighbour / police issues, especially in the day time.
Draw your own conclusions.
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