Coco @ Nature, Herb, Wellbeing - Woodhouse - Leeds

[Jomoore]

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I had received an unsolicited text from this place telling me about a new therapist and all their services.  Didn't bother me but this is a bit naughty for those trying to be discreet.  Anyway I booked via text and set off.  I'd intended to see Jenny again and thought I had a booking fixed, but while en-route on the bus was told she wasn't now available but I was on the way now so I ended up with Coco, the new girl. I wasn't totally displeased by this prospect as it is good to get variety, but the problem at this place with the WSWS question is that she usually won't.

Place in Woodhouse as already well described; it still has the outward appearance of a drug den with barred windows and heavy steel gate over the front door.  The room was clean and the massage table seemed to be heated, so comfortable on a cold day.  I went late afternoon just as it was getting dark, and completely dark when I emerged which is not the best time to be there. I arrived by public transport this time as I'd planned to go for a couple of pints afterwards (see transport hints below). 

Coco’s Chinese, reasonably pretty, she was described as 22yrs old but I'd estimate early to mid 30s, 5’3’’, size 8, perfectly formed 32B naturals with nice nips. Zero English which caused serious negotiating problems, particularly as she wasn't very good with the translator app on her phone either. 

Massage commenced and was amateurish and avoided key areas until encouraged to go there but then kept wandering off again.  Was interrupted midway by the manageress (I assume) walking in unannounced for some pointless reason, supposedly to ask if everything was ok, to which I replied "ask me on the way out", but this ruined any little relaxed atmosphere that there was. 

Over 10 minutes (I timed it) via the dreaded translator app I thought I had negotiated her naked for £40 including HE (oral not on the cards) but on the flip she stayed dressed until I encouraged her to go topless but that was it, with skirt etc staying firmly on.   The HJ ending was not very good at all either, actually uncomfortable at times, but I eventually popped and was relieved to do so. Concluded with an equally crap head massage where she tried to pull my head off!

So, altogether with poor comms; I didn't get to see who I'd booked; zero English and very difficult negotiations via translator app; amateurish massage with negligible intimacy; manageress barged in without so much as a knock on the door; she didn't strip for B2B, in fact zero B2B delivered; HJ itself was poor, she was obviously clueless.

Therefore despite her being pretty and friendly enough with a nice body and lovely bust, this has to go down as a negative.   Will avoid her in future. £40+£40=£80 paid.

Note: For those not familiar with Leeds you can easily get to this place using the half dozen bus routes from the town centre that go up the Headingley line (22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28 etc) getting off near Blackman Lane, or I've found the 38 and 39 from the last stop at the bottom of Eastgate can drop you off at the bottom of Carlton Hill, only 100 yards of so from the place, so is now my preferred choice.

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks for the review JM, much appreciated

You really dont have much luck here JM do you? maybe its time to start thinking with the brain and not the dick...lol, says me who is just as bad
This sounds to be like one i was meant to see last week but i ended up walking, didnt get a name so im unsure

I will review asap though only to explain my reason for walking

[Jomoore]

You really don't have much luck here JM do you? maybe its time to start thinking with the brain and not the dick...lol, says me who is just as bad
This sounds to be like one i was meant to see last week but i ended up walking, didn't get a name so im unsure

You're right.  Jenny was decent hence my plan to see her again.  It's a shame because there's a lack of decent Chinese places in Leeds, and I'm getting tired of driving to Sheffield or Doncaster (although as long as Jessica is in Donny I guess I'll be drawn down the A1).
I'll be interested to read your reason for walking, as I very nearly did during the ridiculously difficult translator App negotiations, which failed in the end anyway!

Anyway, this hobby is only for those of stout heart 

[Upsndowns79]

You're right.  Jenny was decent hence my plan to see her again.  It's a shame because there's a lack of decent Chinese places in Leeds, and I'm getting tired of driving to Sheffield or Doncaster (although as long as Jessica is in Donny I guess I'll be drawn down the A1).
I'll be interested to read your reason for walking, as I very nearly did during the ridiculously difficult translator App negotiations, which failed in the end anyway!

Anyway, this hobby is only for those of stout heart 

I know it’s still Donny but I’d highly recommend Shan Shan in the place on Bentley Road. At least it’s this side and lots of free parking etc. She has a banging body and improves with every visit and is incredible value.

[wakefieldlad13]

Anyway, this hobby is only for those of stout heart 

Yes, of stout heart and dick for brains

[wakefieldlad13]

there's a lack of decent Chinese places in Leeds, and I'm getting tired of driving to Sheffield or Doncaster (although as long as Jessica is in Donny I guess I'll be drawn down the A1).

Donny usually as a good line up of Chinese, obviously the 3 town centre shops, the shop in Balby and the place in Bentley, i also dont know if that place on Beckett road at the junction of Jubilee is still used by the indies, but all in all, donny as some good options

Personally i have had many positive experiences at Rainbow in Wakefield which is a little closer for you, (just returned from a juicy sesh with Coco) and then the newer place in Pontefract, even though this is not as good as a few months ago when it first opened it as at least levelled up with many of the others and Selina is to die for, if only she would go down the extras route again

[Jomoore]

Donny usually as a good line up of Chinese, obviously the 3 town centre shops, the shop in Balby and the place in Bentley, i also dont know if that place on Beckett road at the junction of Jubilee is still used by the indies, but all in all, donny as some good options

Is that place on High Rd still open?  It got a lot of mentions on here at one time and I've been half a dozen times of more back then, but it all seems to have gone quiet now?

And thanks for the tips.  Unfortunately Wakefield is off limits for me, too many family and friends lurking.

[Jomoore]

I know it’s still Donny but I’d highly recommend Shan Shan in the place on Bentley Road. At least it’s this side and lots of free parking etc. She has a banging body and improves with every visit and is incredible value.

 

[wakefieldlad13]

Is that place on High Rd still open?  It got a lot of mentions on here at one time and I've been half a dozen times of more back then, but it all seems to have gone quiet now?

I believe it could be still open, i last visited back in April and was not impressed https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=427105.0

Like yourself, i visited many times and if i go back to pre and a couple of years post covid then the place did have a reasonable rep, ok like many shops the rotating girls did vary but in general their services were pretty good
The mamasan back then was Lisa, she occasionally delivered the massage, especially if there was only one girl working and usually until the other girl came to take over and deliver extras
That said, i often asked for Lisa as she would do a top notch edging handjob, one of the best around too, though the HJ was the most she would do

Lisa moved on around 2022 time, i suspect the place had been taken over by another set up as the regular rotating girls disappeared

I wasnt aware of Lisa moving on until first visit under the new mamasan, i had messaged the usual number and asked for Lisa and the time was agreed, but on my arrival i was greeted by another woman whom showed me to the downstairs room, she said Lisa was still busy with another customer and could she start the massage

I agreed and once the door fee was handed over the massage started, it was ok but not great and IAH i had really wanted a 1 hour edging session, a good 15 mins had passed and i questioned the whereabouts of Lisa but just as i was doing so there was a knock on the door and the girl opened it saying Lisa here now

In walked another woman, it was not Lisa, i sat up and asked where Lisa was and the woman answered and said she was called Lisa, i then said that NO, i wanted Lisa the boss lady, i knew Lisa's Chinese name so i said XXX i forget the name now...lol

This new Lisa then said that she was the boss lady and was also called Lisa

The first girl left the room and the new Lisa locked the door, i was not happy BUT if the new boss was genuinely calling herself Lisa then i could see the mistake

Anyway, we had a chat where i explained what Lisa did for me and this new Lisa said she could do the same, not only that, but she would also restart my hour

The new Lisa did do a good job, she had great English and looked to have a good top pair of bollocks too which towards the end of my hour she noticed me looking and as it was summertime she was wearing a summer type dress and quickly shed this and her bra to reveal a very good pair of natural C maybe even D cups

Eventually the session was over and i left pleased (i have hunted for my review but cannot find it) but before i left this Lisa said i could ask for her again if i wanted and next time i could have more BUT i should bring accessories, meaning a condom
I did revisit a few times and availed myself of everything with the new boss

However, i had not visited for sometime when i returned in April this year and found that once again things had changed

[Jomoore]

Thanks for that Balby update Wakey.  I also remember the first Lisa who, like with you, on two occasions started the massage before handing over, and I wished I could have progressed with her, but it never happened.